Show ALL PREPARED FOR MEASLES MEASLES' Indianapolis N Newspaper Treats Advent Ad Ad- vent of CI Disease ease a aa Something of Which to Make a Jest Have Eave you had th the measles yet Well Welt Just jost be patient It Is only 6 a T matter of ot time A physician was as asked how how he be accounted accounted ac ac- counted for the great number of cases 9 of measles this year and he smiled and said th that t the old germs were nil all frozen during tile very cold weather and that they were trying out the new supply Professional men inca have such charming manners which Invariably accompany those evasive answers One never knows whether they are afraid of ot disclosing state secrets or whether the sweet smile and graceful bow are serving in an nn armorial ca ca- a- a I ISo So if It you awaken some morning and your forehead is a mass of little patches o of carmine and your throat and your head feels hot dont don't t be alarmed It simply means t that at you have been chosen to become a n. member of the Ancient Accepted ACl Order Order Order Or Or- der of Meas eltes and that the Initiation Initia tion has begun A five days' days vacation Is lis about to be thrust on you which you will enjoy more or less probably less particularly I If you have the Hun variety which is as ns trencher trencher- treacherous ous as the name Implies Of course If It you are pressed for time there Is a hour 24 kind which Is very good It has hns all nIl the appearances of the genuine article without any of the disagreeable features The doctors doctors doc doe tors tons tors call it Dukes disease but It belongs belongs be be- longs to the family and you will be perfectly safe and considerably consider consider- bly more comfortable In selecting that kind Indianapolis News |