Show HOLES LES IN OTHER STOCKING Aristocratic Customer Undone by Impatient Impatient Impatient Im- Im patient Clerk Who Pulled Off I the Wrong Shoe f The aristocratic and plutocratic I looking young woman walked into the downtown shoe store sa says s 's the Indian Indian- polls If-polls News and demanded a fitting Demanded was the tone of voice olce Majestically she lowered herself Into the regulation seat Beat proffered her by byle bythe bythe the le manager of the department and he assigned Classy Charles the niftiest maUnee Idol in the shop to the cus cus- inner tomer The woman began by asking to see everything that was shown In the window win win- dow outside Classy C. C started out to fill the order He did But none of the Ii shoes hoes were good enough for madams madam's y foot toot As the day wore on and the customer stayed 0 O. 0 O. began to perspire The other clerks looked on onI I and grinned Not that they disliked Charles but well there was a feeling a among the fellows about him All this r did not change the expression on Charley's Charleys Char Char- ley's leys face It remained that same winning t smile But finally after about half the stock had been laid out for In- In the manager whispered to Charles larIes Are you that rotten Which made nade Charles as its mad as ns could be He forgot himself He violated the first rule rale of etiquette of the shoe clerk No It la It tho the second the first is to hand out the usual line about the etc He yanked ed off her left shoe lisa Lo and behold the stocking on oni i the left foot was full of holes I If It the toe rl right ht one was perfect what a flaw la III the womans woman's other piece of hosiery I r Ie The e clerks gasped The woman scream scream- ed The other other- boys laughed 1 Then with a sigh of it-can't-be- it I she remarked But we wont won't lei F d the holes I. I She bought a pair pall cf of tennis shoes high tops ten minutes later |