Show I SATAN ABDICATES S Admits Wilhelm His Ills Sup Superior and Turns Tunis o Over O CI Key lo to Hell lIell Louis of or Creston has bas acquired much fame Came in recent weeks as the author of oC a satire on Kaiser Wilhelm Requests have come to him from Secretary Secretary Secretary Secre Secre- tary Daniels and Roosevelt and peo peo- pie in every state tate of the tho Union and andIn andin andin in Canada have asked for copies of Mr Ir article Excerpts from irom the remarkable satire follow Your was at hand you set the world on fire and bells ells of j tell uell ell were ringing your rape on Belgium Bel Bel- glum gium ium caused much joy It was the beginning the foundation of a per- per hell on earth the destruction of cathedrals and other infinite works of or art was hailed with joy In he Infernal regions You made war warin waru alike and the in u friends and foe murder of oC civilians showed my teach teach- tags had borne fruit Your nations hastened ry toward neutral i t universal upheaval the thing I Imore Imore Imore more d desired sired Your under sea war war- arc are Is a master stroke from the smallest mackeral pot to the great Lusitania you showed no favorites s is a aar war var lord you stand supreme for ou you have no mercy you have no consideration consideration consideration con con- for the baby clinging to to's tos s 's s mothers mother's breast as they both go lo in the tho deep together only to toe toe e e torn apart and leisurely devoured devour d dy by y y sharks down among the corals L eL h have ve strolled over over the battle elds gelds of Belgium and France I ave seen your hand of destruction Yer where its it's all your work super tend lend that I made you I have seen he lie fields of Poland now a wilder- wilder Tess ess fit for prowling beasts only no ferry erry children In Poland now they ill 11 succumbed to frost and tion I drifted down into there here formerly Jews and Gentiles lived happily together I felt a cu cup ious pride in my pupil for it t was wasIl 11 Il above my expectation I was In when you drove the peace- peace ul population population before before you like cattle Into slavery you separated man and wife wire and forced them to labor in reaches I have seen the most rape committed on young who forced omen and those were ito maternity were cursing the theather theather theather ather of their offspring and I began egan egano 0 o doubt if icy my own inferno was real- real v up to date dolo dol- dol You You have taken taken millions millions of o rs from innocent victims and call- call q d 1 it indemnity you you ou have lived fat Cat fati i t 1 the land you usurped and sent the real owners away awa to starvation You have have strayed away from all war methods and introduced code cede of your own You have kill kill- 1 1 and robbed the people of friend friend- nations and destroyed their prop- prop You are a liar a hypocrite d d a bluffer of the highest magni magni- ide You ar are a a part of mine and andI et ct you pose as a personal friend of f fod od Ah All Wilhelm Vilhelm you are a won won- Per er Y You ou wantonly destroy all things n n your path and leave nothing for forming ming generations I was amazed when I saw you orm a a partnership with the impossible impossible sible ibl Turk the the- chronic killer of Christians and you a devout worshipper worshipper wor wor- shipper in the Lutheran church I confess Wilhelm Vilhelm you are a puzzle it st times A Mohammedan army aImy Commanded by German officers as as- one another in Christians kristians is a new line of warfare Mien hen a Prussian officer can witness nude woman being disemboweled I v v a swarthy Turk committing a a. uNe murder with one cut of of his i ber and calmly stand by and see see house full of innocent Armenians up the house s saturated with il il and fired then my teachings didlot did didiot not lot stop top with you but have been ex ex- ended to the whole German nation T confess my Satanic soul grew sick nd nd there and then the I knew the pI pupil had become the master I am a back I number and my dear Wilhelm Vilhelm I lab abdicate ab- ab ab abdicate I in hi your favor The great key I of hell will fill be turned over to you The gavel that has struck the doom damned souls since time began is ours I am satisfied with what I ave lve none lone that my abdication In our four favor is for he Ile very best in in- in crests of hell In the future I am amat amat at lt your majesty's majesty service Affectionately and sincerely LUCIFER H H. SAT SATAN N. N 10 I |