| Show I KNEW WHERE TO TO FI FIND ND CROWD I II Only to Find Out OutI Had I Press Agent Vh Where re a Horse Had Fallen Upon I the Pavement in the bureau of It was a dull day city disturbances Chief yawned twice and scratched his chin Then he scratched his chin twice and amI d once and a ahalt yawned Then he yawned awn half halt and scratched his chin once anda and the telephone telephone telephone tele tele- a B half and at that moment phone bell rang Ah jA said said the chief Maybe IMBibe Its It's a u riot flot or som p II Chief of the bureau of disturbances disturbances disturb disturb- ances asked a brisk voice at the other end of the wire Him mm replied Chief Well can you tell me whether a It horse has happened to fall on any of the city streets during the past few minutes and If so where Corner Zed and Ind streets twelve chief after consulting consulting con con- minutes ago ago ago- said the a ledger marked Horse Borse down Five minutes later late a young ma man man Jumped from a taxi at the corner of Zed and und streets Halt Hah 1 The horse was still down and naturally a great crowd crowd surrounded the prostrate prostrate prostrate pros pros- quadruped Void the worlds world's liveliest press press' agent agent for for It was he dived he-dived dived Into the middle e of the throng first crowd he had caught that day and distributed notices of the coming de debut ut of Mlle Mile Tattle the fish-faced fish woman to dime mu mu- seum Detroit Detroit Free Press |
