Show TWO DOGS One wears a dainty collar And a fine engrav-ed engrav crest And cuddles in miladys milady's lapIn lapIn lap In uninterrupted rest rest- The others other's life is quite apart apart apart- That's Tommys Tommy's little cur cur cur- He struts it with the kiddies' kiddies gang gangA A gay philosopher Of course Ive I've never been a dog And cant can't tell which is best But if I were a dog you bet Id I'd never wear a crest Id I'd rather rough it with the gang And have a lot of fun No womans woman's lap would I prefer When Tommy gets his gun 0 0 |