Show AT ATTHE 3 THE BOOKING OFFICE V STAGE OFF V COMEDIES 1 V Jy Will Bradshaw WINNIE WINS WINS' A RICH ONE AFTER FTER ALL f Naomi Wade Vade character woman woman woman- Sa Say do you know it people the old old- fashioned game of beautiful chorus girls getting wooed and won by wealthy with a million more or less is getting to be bo a thing of the tho past Its It's passe as we used to say In French when I went to school Joe Morton comedian That's That's a anew anew anew new one on us We Ve didn't think you ever went Winnie Dale Dalo Joe Joe Naomi and me attended the same fashionable I academy for young joung ladles ladies some years ears back and the tho education and polish we received elved there is still sUII with us Aint It Naomi Dad Wadell who knew Booth b by sight The The polish has lost Jost some rome of oC its luster I fear Algy late of ot the Alls That Als That was an interesting bit of a remark you OU made Naomi About a scarcity of wealthy Johnnies I agree with you although I see sec by a piper that the bloom bloomin in London managers are much put out these dys ds because they cant can't get enough girls of the right face and to put on a show like they did when I 1 was over there V Sam Parks What monologist What did you have to do with It Algy Wy Algy Wy nothing The reason Is that an average of show girls a month are marrying lords dukes counts and tradesmen with millions Winnie Dale And Dale And to think I passed up a chance to go there eh Sam Sarn I could been in England En for the last Jast two Algy Algy But But she gets the rights to Is title double salary while she works as is wife and three times as much when she gets cr er divorce Naomi Wade Wade Times Times is changing When I was with the Little Red Rose 23 years ago this season we could have hooked up for Cor life lite with the richest string of spenders that ever drove a spanking team up Broad Broad- way Winnie Dale Dale No No wonder youre you're sad sometimes Naomi Look at at V me Algy is the only one ever asked me to be his n. n An And that's because ne he thinks I 1 have money enough saved to buy him an act Algy Not Algy-Not Not at aJ all I have an act I br brought over with mo me Naomi Wade Wade Those Those were the days Every performance a big sheaf of roses red red for for love Jove After Arter the show to Martins Martin's a moonlight ride to Central Cen Central park and a proposal Sam Parks Parks And And yes from you Naomi Wade Wade No No from me IBm Him down on his hie knees on the gravel walk beggin me the not to drive him to a high dive into the East river by Pleading with me mo to take his name and his money and just give him enough to eat on an look Jook present present- able Algy Algy You You must ave e ad summer madness if you OU refused Dad Wadell It Wadell-It It sounds Hike a romance romance ro roo mance of ot the cheap varieties Naomi Wade Wade Wade-l I sent him away Winnie Dale What Dale What do y mean you sent him away Naomi Wade Wade All All I could see was my art Sam Parks There Parks There wasn't much of ot I S 2 b 44 La i iNo No More Running Loose Did Yf Y Ear That Winnie Y Might as Well Weil Tike Me Then seasons Remember the day I 1 was asked to Jump m my contract with the Girl From Kays and join Staros Stares Bevy of American Beauties Seven of us were going over The Tho other six went Ill I'll bet they're all ali duchesses duch esses and by this time Six ordinary dames that couldn't do no better setter over here than marry a plain mister Sam Parks Parks Parks-A A misters mister's good enough for Cor any girl Winnie Youre You're ha- ha to this Algy guy boosting the knights and panning us people till you aint got no more use for Americans than he has Dad Wadell When Wadell-When When freedom from her ler mountain height uJ uri ur- ur Joe Joo Morton Save Morton Save that for the Fourth Dad Algy Im I'm Im I'm not anything against you American men Sam You 1 are clever and ane au an all that mat out nut y y Bounders dont don't know how to wear clothes like Jike we wo do V Naomi Wade Wade Its Its It's the overalls o that get the mone money nowadays kiddo Remember Remember Remember Re Re- member when Lois Bailey married a fellow who thought evenin clothes was just made to be lad laid ou out t in Winnie Vinnie Dale What Dale What case was that 1 Algy Its It's Its It's some sort of a jest Ill I'll bet Naomi Wade Wade Little Little Lois had a case V ot of love at first sight with a gentleman In n overalls who carried her across a muddy crossing one night when she rhe lost ost one of oC her sUppers shippers in a street drain He TIe took her in his big manly arms and wanted to carry her all alJ the way home Minnie Dale Did Dale Did he Naomi Wade Wade She She decided to hopt hop It t on one foot being a dancer anyway allway The next week eek they were married Winnie Dale The Dale The poor girl Algy Another Algy-Another Another life lICe wrecked Ill I'll go y Dad Wadell Theres There's There's Theres a character like hike that in in- in Sam Parks Parks Parks-I I remember how you and tho the rest of the girls cried Naomi when Joe Farrell brought the tho news back stage Algy I Algy-I I suppose she's doing laundry work now Naomi Wade Wade Nothing Nothing of the kind Tho lad with the muscle and nod the honest hon est eat face took her to the prettiest little lit lit- tie the flat on sixth Ninety-sixth street you ever saw The boy was gettin six dollars a day eve ever even day and three do do- lars ars an hour overtime Ho lie was a plumber but didn't tell her till afterwards after aCter wards Sam Parks Wanted Parks Wanted her to love Jove him for tor himself alone eh Naomi Wade Wade Correct And Aud when she saw the coin who'd blame her All she does now is watch us work fron the front and ride around in her own juice carriage Algy Lucky Algy-Lucky Lucky I 1 sy That was wall equal to a lord Jord Dad Wade Wadell In In II-In In my days love was the predominant motive for Cor matri matri- mony Joe Now Now Its It's no money no matrimony No jingle of the coin no tinkle of the wedding bell Am I right V V Algy Of Algy-Of Of course youre you're right I ate to see a Ii girl pass up p lobster salad for tor torfin fin finnan ban addle addie Winnie Dale Suppose Dale Suppose she marries nobleman L that to see then see then I had to speak to the manager to keep you because you OU had two old grandmothers to sup sup- port Winnie Dale Who Dale Who was the man Nao Joe Morton Morton Did Did ho take that high one in the cool stream Algy Algy Quit Quit punning Joe Joe or Ill I'll get geta a from laughter Naomi Wade Wade Ill Ill I'll tell you who he was Guy Guy Van Sant Santo Ills His father was head of the door knob trust He lie married I Isomo some somo one else when I refused and I heard since that he has a son about two twenty now My 1 dears I have made a sacrifice for Cor the general pub pub- lie lic I knew they needed me I 1 didn't want the life lICe of a society y dame and now its it's too late Theres There's no moro more of them running loose Joose Dale That Dale That was some chance Algy No AlgY-No No more running loose Did Didy Didy Didy y ear that Winnie Y might as well tike me then Winnie Dale No more chances like hike you jou OU had Naomi Naomi Nope Naomi Nope Algy Algy All All right then well we'll get mar mar mar- Booking Agent entering entering Winnie Winnie quick Door Knob Van Sant's grandson grand grand- son sou is outside with his car Wants me to Introduce you Hurry y up Copyright 1914 by W. 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