| Show J 7 t t O 0 F THE THE WEE WEEK WEEK- I t SHORT 0 R T STORIES Noti Notice e a announcement m of the sacrifice sacrifice fice sale of goods at the Barry Darry store John I. I Nowland was in My Mylon ton Monday and Tuesday Frank Orser of Roosevelt lt was in My Myton ton last Sunday to Price t Miss Chloe Martin spent Sunday night in on as the guest of Miss Meranda I Rose S. S Fred C. C Ferron Ferran ret returned med toy t his his Blue lue bench homestead last Monday after lter a visit in My Myton ton The express company has changed its agent at My Myton ton Calvert Waugh are now looking out for its interest Harry Gray left Tuesday for his his' Boneta Boneta Bo Bo- neta homestead where he intends to leave his family while he heis is freighting John X Palmer reports that he built builta w a a. coffin Monday th the inside measurement measurement measurement measure measure- ment of which was three feet by six six feet three inches j Will Witt Kelly Joe an and Curly Cooper coope I returned last Saturday from their trapping trap- trap expedition on Green river The c r r I ping boys report very little tittle success f William Wedig who has has' been confined con- con t- t fin fined d to his home for the he past few 2 weeks with a severe cold and a crippled crippled crip- crip rF pled foot was in town l last t Monday 1 A Miss iss A. A W n eSt Q niga l her er of domestic domes domes- I tic science at th the Randlett Indian school spent the first part of the week in My Myton ton as the guest of Miss Dorar Dora r The game me of basketball that was to tobe tobe be played between the Myton and te teams ms last Tuesday night was postponed The La bo boys s down could i not get i f 1 Special dry goods sale at B Barrys It is reported that Ed EC Miles iles who worked at one time for George Pritchard Pritchard Pritchard ard in the the barber shop had his leg lei broken in two places recently in a wrestling match at Price S The he Kalvert Kompany has begun rehearsals for lor a new comedy which will be given in the near future The h play is to be for the bene benefit t of i ithe the My Myton ton Presbyterian chapel The first leap year party of the season was held at the home of Miss M Maude ude Fontaine Wednesday night i Each girl irl had to invite a fellow or payI pay pay paya I a fine There were no fines paid Mrs Annie Souther wife willi of J. J S. S Souther died at the home of her par par- Mr and Mrs J. J S. S Summer Summerall at Ced Cedarview last Sunday morning Mrs Souther Southe has been seriously y ill since January 28 Mrs Ethel Taylor it in conversation with the Record Tuesday denied that she had recently been married as reported re reported reported re- re ported in n the Vernal Express Mrs Taylor also stated that she hadDo intention in in intention r n of getting married in the near future The butcher shop of Harry Hatty Spears opposite th the Myton hotel i is s now running running run run- ning full fuU b blast Harry has recently J butche butchered ed a l large ge n number fuber of hogs hEg a and d i ihas has all kinds of fresh smoked and s salt alt meat c on hand In another part of the Record he calls caUs your attention to his reduced prices on all aU kinds of of meat That Harry Gray is prepared to haul heavy machinery was dem demonstrated ted last week when he brought in the i Midget t Marvel Marv l mill for the Duchesne Millin Milling g Co This was a dis disagreeable thing to haul be because ause q o of its tendency to be top-heavy top but Harry made de t the e trip in four days without a sing single e miso miss mis mishap hap a and id the machinery was in as good condition as when it was loaded on his r wagon at Price i e. e y The regular monthly business meeting meet meet- t ing lug of the My Myton ton Christian Endeavor society was t held at the home of Mrs Owing A. A Bjornson last Tuesday night Owing to th the change in the management management o of the old old hall halt it was necessary to consider consider consider con con- sider sider whether the meetings would be beheld held in the old hall halt By referendum i vote it was decided to continue the meetings in the social hall halt as hereto hereto- fore After the business meeting the usual social ev evening ing was was spent in playing play play- t f. f i ing and Ina In games singing a geography phy guessing contest Maude Fontaine carried carI carried car car- I ried off the honors and Blanche Schmitt won the ga game gam of of Give me a bean yes no 1 Co Duch Duchesne buy for forcash forcash cash and sell for cash I I Wanted Clean cotton rags at this office Will pay five cents per pound in subscription Christian Endeavor Prayer meeting will be held at the ol old hall han at Sunday night Rev C. C S. S Rice announces that he heI I will preach preach at the loka Iola school schoolhouse house ous at 1 The 3 p. p m. m every other Sunday next ser sermon 1 will i l be on ol th the I 1 There is to be a special meeting of the W. W 0 O. W. W at the lodge rooms Feb February 14 The feature of the meeting will wilt be an address on The lod lodge as a character builder All AU the choppers are urgently requested to be present Dr L Lotz tz the dentist who has been in My Myton ton for the past two weeks is isnow isnow isnow now temporarily located at t Duchesne The doctor will wilt return to to My Myton ton in a afew afew few days and may take up permanent residence here Bargains ns at the the Barry store tor i in in dry I I goods V Take your wheat to the Bridge e. e 15 poi po pounds n is wanted q C C. C T. T Beggs AN ANECDOTE OF AD ACE ADE Ii Geb George Geoge ge Ads Ade was vas presiding at a banquet one oric one night In n in introducing each c lc r jG made ade some some some- o e refer refer- reference f c ence to the et of the speak speakers speaker's ers er's name and pointed out some al alle alleged alleged al- al le e definition of the name based upon upon an imaginary Latin or Greek derivation By and by the h humorist himself was to speak and another member of or the party part introduced him The next speaker will be Mr George Ade Ade said the thc man Now eN ow let us consider that word rd Ade It come comes from rom the old Fre French ch source aide or in modern English aid meaning help assistance It also means succor GUESSES AT LIFES LIFE'S PROBLEMS The people who D. D are tallied about are tho the last to lions hoar It The straight and ana narrow path mth is no place pIneo for tor the tho rounder Peace I bath her beT victories but we generally have bave to fight hard bid for Cor them It n Is IB better to taco face a man with a anasty anasty cast nasty tongue than to turn your back backon on him Some people are never nevor anese an an- Je less ese they put two and two together and make five For eve every man who has bas his bust bustIn In n the Hall of Fame there are 1000 busted outside Most of us ns fecI feel that we could live comfortably on a thousand a year more moro than we have haYe Even nature makes mistakes Many Manya a iman with a pie appetite appetito has bas a 0 malted milk stomach Scientists claim that love Is due to jo a microbe Some people go even further r than that and say Its It's a bug Many a man Is so henpecked that wo we are apt to Instinctively wonder what his name nama was before he married The fellow who has traveled extensively extensively ex ex- ex often otten succeeds In In making a 11 ool Sool of himself in several languages a. a and upon a great man many subjects I Want poun pounds s of oats sacked will pay cash C. C T. T Beggs |
