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Show - UINTAH EASINRECORD lUtFrwnim His Golden Jubilee Celebrates Maharajah 1 ,-V-. I M " 1 trtrrrrm-rr-- . VI x f Washington. Supporters of the New Deal as well as its opponents are watching a New new experiment Experiment by President ' Roosevelt with more than passing interest. ' They are watching this experiment because of various circumstances including obviously its political phases for they realize that the President has stepped out into a hitherto untrod field, unplowed ground in this new experiment. Chiefly because it is something entirely new and not because any one yet can tell what is going to happen I want to report this week on the Presidents plan to have his eldent son James, his No. 1 secretary, serve as a clearing house between the Chief Executive and some eighteen or more government agencies. Roosevelt, the younger, has been designated by the President to sit down once each week with heads of each of the enumerated agencies and talk over their problems, iron out those which he the work can help solve, between them as far as he is able to do so, and, most important to the men with whom he deals, decide which questions confronting these units of government may be matters for the Presidents personal consideration. It is a big order. But Jimmy as he is known around here is a big man at least physically because he stands something like six feet one inch. He is twenty-nin- e years old. The audiences at the White House with Jimmy have already started and the agency heads who have sat through the conferences seem At least, there well pleased. has been no criticism yet, no signs of jealousy or indications of dissent among those who are called upon to take up their problems with the young secretary to the President. In fact, I have heard in only a few places a revival of the punning that went out a couple of years ago when the Roosevelt for King game was in its heyday, and Jimmy was laughingly labeled as the crown prince. Thus, the plan surely seems to have started off most auspiciously. But as I said what success what trials and tribulations, await it, no one can say. - hf 4 o y...'--..t.- r have any thoughts along this line, Yet, I venture this observation they dont resent having the Presr dents son tell them what to do or not to do at some time or other, the officials concerned will be unlike most other human beings. . if jXX-li- - AX 4" 1 outlook for i- First your veterans must grow past fighting age because those who survive the horrors of one war never s.jK. I lb tiPtJir: l willingly enlist for another. Meanwhile be sure the women have been bearing children, since children are the seed corn of your future l next f. -- T Yl rs m If y of it & lai. HU ! the wealthiest princes of India, HUMAN ALARM CLOCK have a nation ripened for ruin, a of mothers ready to offer their sons to the slaughter. Its a slow crop, but a sure one, and highly gratifying to, professional sword-rattler- s and power-ma- d dictators, to profiteers and financial hijackers. Lets see, come 1938, itll be just about 20 years since the last time the world cut its own throat. race tail-spi- d Politicians. of SOMEBODY says the type swags worthless promises before election for the publics confidence and its votes reminds him of Janus. Janus was a god with two faces, and the ancients finally got so they couldnt trust either one of them. But it took them a long time to catch on. Might I be pardoned for thinking of a homelier simile? Im thiakmg of this western counof the pack-ra- t slips with try. The thrifty pack-ra- t stealthy tread into your camp whilst you slumber and carries off something of value. But he doesn't steal it nothing like that. He merely exchanges with you, you being asleep at the time. He leaves a dry twig behind and totes off a side of meat. He confiscates one of your boots, but, m return, confers on you a couple of dead cactus stalks. His intentions may be honest, but there is no record showing where a pack-ra- t ever got the worst of a trade. I figure hes part Scotch. And the profits resulting from his professional dealings certainly may be likened to the career of many a chronic officeholder now flourishing in our midst. Two-Face- This enterprising man on a bicycle on his morning rounds on the A mechanic shows a section of the new type of installed on Isle of Thanct, England, with an electric bell attached to the end of T. YV. A. planes to prevent possible forced landings and fatal crack-up- s due to ice forming on the wings of the transports. Three tubes through a pole which he places outside his which thp air is forced every 47 seconds causing the specially treated customers' windows and rings until and covering to raise a distance of an inch and a half from he gets an acknowledgment. lie the wing may clearly be seen. doesn't say who wakes him up. starts rs RACKET SMASHER Getting Ready, for Fox Hunt V'' X " WV . J 4 crusading young Thomas E. Dewey beams for the camera afler his recent election as district attorney of New York county. Running as a fusion'st candidate on the same ticket as reform Mayor Fiorcllo LaGuardia he was elected by a landslide vote. WMO XT ,Av Air Xu APil Racket-crushin- v 4 4 g stp-plie- eration grows up dose it on the old reliable P. P. P. formula parades, pomp, propaganda. Bands and guns murderous and flag - wavings, preachments and manufactured patriotism; they all help to fertilize against the ultimate harvesting. on dreams Befuddle the first-bor- n of drunken glory. Teach him the neighbor over the way is an enemy who must some day be crushed without mercy. Make him believe his countrys destiny demands revenge for old hurts, reprisals for old losses, widened boundaries writ in blood. And then, in about 20 years, you , j;, juSsi 1 v? i g, - - r A A group of hunters painting numbers on their dogs before the chase in which members of the Virginia Fox Hunters association participated recently near Petersburg. Note the pained expression on 33X in the center. After the chase the hunters were served with Brunswick stew cooked in a huge iron kettle Hymn Without Words Sung by Deaf Mutes ' This Man Dewey. the Republicans get out WHEN dawgs to run down their 1910 nominee, they might search in the tall timbers of Manhattan island. Theres a young fellow there, the name being Dewey, and he being km to the great admiral whose deeds crackled at Manila one May day morning like the lightnings on Mount Sinai. He comes of old Yankee stock. He hails from a debatable state, Michigan; fives in a pivotal state, New York. Still in his he smashed the foulest, securest nests of labor racketeers and vice racketeers m America. He married a sweet Texas girl, as southern as they make em. Her grand urcle was Jeff Davis. My daddy was Jeff Davis relative, too. And this young Dewey trained for grand opera. Speaking of this charm thing, think of a President whod wind up his fireside radio chats singing Home on the Range. Yes, sir, the G. O. P. might go farther and fare worse. T1 ECENT events bring to mind a Av fitlle story of some years back when night-ridinpatriots in an Arkansas county felt called on, as a g ?rr- " , c lr VV'? . , & 5 li f t ' V ' 4 t . t, a V 114 b '9 4i - 44 ' i V.f s a - I r j. 44- A x. rfanahi. One of the i i c irt,. strangest church services held anywhere fn the world takes place every Sunday In the r.mer ' .s;-kwrochoYr 'sii ' ,angUaife-th- e the of asthey sng VNa S1kC" lhrUeIl0ut the sermon being delivered in sign service, language by Rev. Aagoin.tTublll? f sacred duty imposed upon all true Caucasians, to put the Black brother in his place; said place, in nt least one instance, being a colored cemetery. Also, there had been a flood of notices to vacate sent through the mail to mcmLors of the African race, followed by unpleasant surprise parties did the recipients fail to heed the gentle warning. So the community vvas getting more Nordic by the hour and the sound of the was heard oft in the stilly night. Thats the scene and the plot. Now tor the sketch: Pelagrta Pcikms meets Hookworm Hosteller on Main street. Hooky, says Pelagria, effen you wuz to git a letter frum dese here w'ite shuts, whut would you do?" Mel says Hookworm. Boy, Id finish readin' it on the train " IRYIN 8. COBB. Anglo-saxophon- e w 5 - nfvergo- DINNI5 WITH' BOY AGAIN f fc lli a Will 111! Ill roe Often acid indigestion" tressing to you-- and ota. others. But now there is k for being guilty, You simply carry you if with you and use it at t sign of upset stomach t take two tiny tablets of I Milk of Magnesia whence others. Or if at take two teaspoons t. bom-c- oi Both act the sat Relief is usually a m seconds, Gas, nausea," burn, acid breath-- all n Phillips. quickly. Just for Phillips. make sure vs v Priceless Justice Justice is such a fine one cannot buy it too D th dear HOW OFTB CAN YOU KISS 1( MAKE IIP! FEW husbands a wife should mirv can turn fr pleasant companion into for one whole week uwbj You can say 1 m n kiss and make nj eis? k 1 1. Ifyoi"'marriage than after hold and if you want to . bea won t band, you wife. ForthreegenerationsoKF-haanother how to told s p with Lydia Vegetable Compo Nature tone up the ing through" hams I r. helps thus lessening thediscomfor1 the functional disorders i women must endure In d ordeals of life 1. t girlhood to womanhood, paring for motherhood. proaching "middle age be a thruM" E take LYDTt COMPOIW" VKOETAULE Go Binding Through, Don WNU t W mid-thirtie- Nordic Supremacy. v S t vvi I'U- sowing. As the newer gen- A 4f the throne of his Rajput state. He is one .gj CALIF. SANTA MONICA,this crop produce takes time and planning. r I fro thought, from from jealousy, -- Growing Cannon Fodder. 1' The Department of Agriculture is quite pessimistic about the business Business Outlook' Jiwnkd aboitt a'' Discourtesy tu merely from from severauAA tty, from ignorance to others, from Stupidity, 32, .jpWkf year. In a series of reports, analyz. ing general condi fions, which the department issued the other day, it made no effort to conceal its belief that there is some thing wrong in the business situa tion far beyond the recent violent decline in the quotations bf the stock markets. These reports and conclusions take on considerably more weight when it is recalled that several other agencies of the government, notably Secretary Roper of the Deof Commerce, have partment sought vainly to make it appear that business is good " At the same time I think attention ought to be drawn to the fact that Secretary Wallace of the Department of Agri culture is striving to have congress pass legislation to aid the farmer. It is just possible- - that he thinks his objectives can be achieved more easily if the congressmen are made to believe that general business and agriculture are taking a real That is the politics of the but business reports situation spread on the pages of newspapers seem to show that a bad slump lies ahead. Recently, I wrote in these columns how business was as spotted as a leopard; that some firms were making more money than ever before, and how some others were getting by only because the volume was large and faced difficulties If the volume declined. The Agriculture department statements, based now on facts and figures, show even a worse picture than I described several months ago. They indicate strongly that 1938 is to be considerably lower in the level of business than 1937, and that spells trouble. For example, the agriculture statement predicts that there will be "a less favorable demand for farm products m 1938 than in 1937. Home domestic demands are down and appear likely to stay down, the export market holds no hope and Undoubtedly President Roosevelt for an increase. Emphasizing the of a that action has started has plan of demand consumption dependence much to be said in Much in its favor. It has upon general business conditions statement explained the Its Favor of course many theredepartment no certainty as to the was of possibilities trouble and there suiely is argu- length of time the present slump It added that prosment against having the White will continue. a sufficiently earHouse secretariat determine policy pects are against in 1938 to bring when the President has been elected ly and vigorous rise of industrial the average activity Yet at this time to that job credit must be argued along with and of consumer incomes up to that of 1937. signs and portents of trouble. First let us recognize that the of But from the standpoint of the fice of President of the United States the picture is made worse farmer, notha is job There is by the department ing like it anywhere else in the Picture statement. It world There are not too many men out how Pmts Worse Made who can stand up under the load there has been a of work and worry that is continrise in production costs of crops and ually on the shoulders of the head livestock and how, staring the farmof the nation. There is no way er in the face, aie more of these inpossible for him to escape it. Vaca creases, adding: tions'' Sleep' Absence from WashAlong with the higher wage ington'' Not a chance. The work rates, farmers apparently will have and worry is with him always ev to pay somewhat higher prices for ery minute out of his twenty four faim machinery, automobiles, build hour day. Thus if there is any way that ing materials, equipment and On the other hand the prices can be devised to lift somp of the burden it ought to be done. No of feed and seed will bo substan tiully lower next spring than a year way has been found heretofore, earlier. however, and the millstone contin The department did not go into ues around the Presidents neck. detail in explaining these increases On the other hand this is a dein production costs and increases in mocracy. In the opinion of many the farmer bujs for prices is too much It should things perrons there already facts and fighae given power lodged in the hands of inures on these for they are basic and dividuals who were not elected but the picture is incomplete without The were appointed to office. them. Every one know s of course that President has vast power and he farm labor wants more money for has to unload it somewhere into the its work and has been more getting hands of those he appoints. Never- in the last two or three Deyears. theless throughout the federal govof Labor statistics show ernment scores of men and worn partment this and they show as well how en exercise very great authority much additional labor is receiving over your life and mine who were in its pay checks from Industry. The selected by the Presipersonally automobile industry which has been dent for whom none of us voted organized by John L. Lewis and his when we voted for a presidential C I O. labor group has been forced Result: red tape rules nominee. to pay much higher wages and and regulations, dos and donts gathose wages have been lore until we hardly know whether naturally into the cost of the automoadded we can eat our food without transbile which any one buys. gressing or failing to comply with The automobile industry was only some federal regulation. an illustration. The same is true All of that is by way of saving all along the line. that by implementing the relationThe truth of the matter is that fedship between the President and men eral taxes which have been conand women whom he has appointceived by the Presidents brain trust ed to office through the Insertion of and apt lied without stmt an added wheel of authority, there professois or limit to Industry are upst tting the lie potential ch inges in all of whole agricultural as wet) as the these governmonl.il policies And whole business structure of the there lies the possibility of changes country The load of taxes together being made, for belter or for worse, with a lot of queer looking and cockwithout the President having knowl regulations have continually eyed edge of them. increased the cost of production of What of the personal side the everything from black eyed peas to fellings of the Officials who have locomotives It follows always that to deal with a young mm who can the balance between supply and despi ik, to some cxtuit at least, for mand is upset notwithstanding the his fatlu r, the Presidt nt. 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