Show The Aurora Borealis OFFICIAL CAMP NEWS VS COMPANY NUMBER 2910 Moon Lal Lake e Camp F 37 On The Little Yellowstone UNDER DIRECTION OF MR WHITLOCK Chummy Alexander The weekly exercises of the Ule Yellowstone Hydrated Water Vater club proved pro the usual astral or unusual suc suc- cess Since the bids from the surrounding surrounding surrounding sur sur- rounding cities were delayed by bj storms it was war decided to once again hold bold the Ute event at Duchesne The members minus Timberline and the fine Mayor arrived at the county seat promptly at 9 p p. p m. m Following ing a rapid reception by bythe bythe I Ithe I the pr presiding ding officials and a light luncheon all were conducted to the Washington Ball at the local colosseum There the appointed and expectant fair were awaiting ithem them Joy tidas as unconfined and the dance proceeded Space will not permit the usual tabulation of the names of all pl present ent but the hero of the evening evening eve eve- ning must not go unsung You all no doubt know lenow to whom I refer Enough to to say that the dashing and debonair Joe Ox accompanied I by his diminutive partner were the thc cynosure of all eyes Eyes both admiring and envious The tenderness with which he conducted conducted conducted con con- ducted the tha lady was truly touch- touch Ing No breath of artifice Gentle innocence prevailed He loved her hers s section by favor tion-favor s section favor was de de- de- de Love sweet and delicate Love sublime and angelic Love enduring and eVe eternal mal this side of or the altar lighted Joes face with a temperature Romeos hott hot hot- hottest hottest t test moments never nevor k knew ew The night was his The actors except actors except for a minor few few Bailed railed to re receive receive receive re- re a single public curtain Joe took virtually all the bows SpeakIng Speaking Speaking Speak Speak- ing of virtue the romantic Ox has been traversing the kitch kitchen n paths with that beautiful virginal gaze across his hitherto unmarked fizz these many days Only through h his rapturous eyes may one see sec in the common Navy Beau the these se seed d of the blushing rose through the length of neatly stretched spaghetti the Ule stem of the lily of f the field This is romance This idyllic affair was carried through and past pact the dance continuing during the festal hour that formed its it's duration within the hospitable doom doona of the New Palace Cafe Here another scene is recorded It is said that Lawrence otherwise otherwise other other- wise worldly hardened hardened- following followIng following follow follow- ing a n long and saddened gaze cast upon the these e children of bliss suddenly turned and burst into heartrending tears Such is love that that which defies the the analysis of the scientists and the sages Good luck to you Joe the greatest lover of any my day c C c DAmour D'Amour The flowing waters and recedIng Ing ng snows blanketing ithe the Yellowstone Yellowstone Yellowstone Yellow Yellow- stone hills are factors indicating the slow but sure approach of spring Spring is the loveliest of seasons and so the poets say say say- the time for love There axe are many approaches to this delightfully tormenting illusion and probably probably- ona of the ithe oddest was that adopted adopt adopt- ed by one onel illustrious editor It was wason wason wason on Monday afternoon that Whit fI flanked by the monotonous and the drab suggested to the skipper r ra a publicity scheme via the production production production pro pro- of photographs of the camp buildings and the surrounding Surrounding surround Surround- ing country The Captain Evening visited visited- only to expose an unoccupied seat at ithe the dinner clinner table The shadows lengthened Venus sprang her pretty flashing eye across the firmament and in that eye cye one seemed to observe a 3 I I knowing wink Venus after all knew lots about love though her embrace may haVe been somewhat somewhat some some- what awkward The lights flickered flickered flickered flick flick- I ered and died and still no returnIng returning returning return return- ing photographer However the breaking dawn da informed a wakeful wakeful wakeful wake wake- ful watchman of the return of one who had kept a faithful tryst The springy s step ep betrayed nothing of the long trek to and from Mountain Mountain Mountain Moun Moun- tain Home Following so closely upon the actions of the dashingly debonair and romantic Ox we naturally naturally naturally na na- na- na are becoming alarmed The Commander Command r is attempting to obtain obtain obtain ob ob- tain a lie detecting machine It ito determine whether love lo or love for work Is n nestling tl ng within the departing m male breast But But we may warn him of sure failure for as the sages sage say Love will find a way c C c Moon Lakes Lake's Winchell Flash On the Ule night or rather morning of Feb 17 a sad catastrophe The Mayor who had been pushing a certain car through the drifts was suddenly left behind twixt Mountain Home and the camp He not a craver of the wide wid open spaces alone and at night sat down and bawled yes yes actually bawled and bawled and cried forth in his tenor You cant can't leave me dont don't go away and leave me Flash Timberline Smith has haa been having tonsorial attentions attentions- your correspondent con caught him inthe in inthe inthe the act of admiring his new pineapple pineapple pineapple pine pine- apple bob in his one and only flyspecked flyspecked flyspecked fly- fly specked fin r marked and much- much ly Jy cracked mirror You know the kind of bob the bob the barber clips cUps up as fa far as 85 possible and then stops abruptly The effect is such that my friend Dole Dola of Hawaii could be envious en Ill I'll be back in a flash with a flash Flash Smith already disgusted with the pineapple bob our bob our Mr Farley is L g massaging the unruly unruly unruly un un- ruly top with imported olive oil oil oil- to no avail Smith has no comb comb comb- tonsorial effect bad Flash A certain prominent occupant occupant occupant oc oc- oc- oc of the Yellowstone Century of Progress P Temple was very unhappy unhappy unhappy un un- happy some 48 hours ago Flash In a nearby hamlet on the night of Feb 21 two gladiators ors clas clashed some clashed some oo some say over a woman wo wo- wo- wo man man to to whom did this fair one belong Ah Alt Mr St St these those men In these Ulese here parts are not what they s seem em to be they be-they they are far better belter Flash At this precise moment our Mr Afton Aiton D D. D Chamberlain monstrous and maj majestic tic and sole keeper of the bees is in inthe the process of celebrating his birthday Flash Joe Joa Alexander alias Joe Ox and Lt Kunkel were seen se n absorbing Christianity in in the Du Duchesne Duchesne Du- Du u- u chesne church Sun Feb 23 Flash In rain or snow or br or in sleet you will always find me on the street is the motto of Loyd Whitlock E E. E A. A to A.-to to such an extent extent ex ex- tent does he follow this motto that he was seen bucking the mountainous mountainous mountainous moun moun- drifts tween he here hera and Mountain Home tonight why tonight why at night and why Mountain Home Flash Staff sergeant Prince and Supply sergeant Wilcox were in hi Duchesne over the Ithe week end end end- they were seen with two dainty morsels clinging to each of their arms they respectively respectively they were not at the dance dance- Flash Th The author of the Romantic Romantic Romantic Ro mantic Ox story in this paper i inot is not a prevaricator prevaricator- not to any extent Ox really did or nearly did get mixed up with the baby in blue Flash Who was he from this camp that slept with six T-bone T steaks on the night light of Feb 21 at atthe atthe atthe the Duchesne Hotel That's all all goodbye c C c cI cI I Love Lovo Sy ym S path m-path But the young young children oh my brothers they brothers they are weeping bitterly Weeping in the playtime of the others in this country ol ot the free Browning Listening ears and watching eyes were sadly stirred and passionate passionate pas pas- passionate sympathy sprang from the bosoms of the audience as Jack McGuire and Frank Warthen unfolded unfolded unfolded un un- folded their separate and mutual troubles upon the sea of life Frank sadly in need of the comfort comfort com com- fort of recounted over his third bottle of root beer the ithe thelong long and weary hours hourn life liila demanded demanded demanded deman deman- ded in the way of service to man Jack flashing ng an order for a cola coco-cola competed with his endurance en- en durance a. a test t r f two twenty hours u daily Rivalry eventually subsided as each realized that together they represented the target of this worlds world's vengeance Desuetude stared them in the face They manfully choked back the over overflowing overflowing overflowing flowing tears and standing face to face strangely face strangely r reminiscent of or Kipling's two strong men their men their eyes Spoke as their trembling lips could not The spectators silently slipped away as they realized that these two stalwarts had silently decided To carry carryon on c C c Terror T Tales les 1 Bob Bob Where are you What was that Stop Help Dont Don't Ill I'll be good and never do it again Such were the sounds which awaken awakened a- a waken wakened d our good natured Canteen Clerk the other night Then as his eyes sought the int interior of the room he saw a form rise from the humble cot of our Edico and start toward the bed of the Co Clerk The form crawled crawle beneath be be- I neath the Ule covers and all again was quiet in the Non Com Corn Quarters i iThe The mystery was all solved the next morning when Chamberlain discovered two copies of Horror Stories that had furnished the reading material for these two stalwarts on the preceding night We Ve would suggest if the boys have to read that kind of literature literature literature liter liter- that they do it in time timo to allow the SCat scatia to wear off before before be be- fore forc they retire c C c The Tho Bible Class The religious fervor that has recently enveloped the camp is most certainly inspiring The pattern pattern pattern pat pat- tern makers our makers our learned Dr Lt Kunkel and our head soup taster I the eminent Chummy Alexander Alexander- r- r the Great Ox are Ox-are are happily responsible responsible sible for this heavenward turn The latest enthusiast is registered under the signature of Neil Wilcox Wilcox Wilcox Wil Wil- cox recognized locally as our worthy supply sergeant Neils Neil's knowledge of the scriptures is somewhat remarkable It is said that he can quote quo e passage after passage without haVing read even one word from the good book Many have tried to explain this unusual phenomena but all too to rally I Last Sunday Sundays while in friendly controversy with an admirable lady of religious tendencies he surprised her by informing her that the overthrow of was pry predicted dieted in the bible She admitted that she though a keen student had surely missed the prophecy Neil with easy insouciance insouciance insouciance in in- quoted book chapter and verse He was corr correct t. t We Ve hope this baffled and trusting lady did not by any chance read Ripley's Believe eve It or Not of or Sunday Sunday Sunday Sun Sun- day last Such faith should never be destro destroyed ed c d. d C 3 c Chaplain Hawley Visits Camp Last Friday aft afternoon the G. G I. I truck had as its it's passenger a very Very amiable man in the form fonn of our Chaplain Lt Hawley He stayed with us during the week weekend weekend weekend end and Sunday night held services services services ices with the fellows here at camp After services he gave away 25 New Testaments Te to the mien men who were at the meeting Chaplain Hawley said that the roads were terrible on the way in here but that he surely enjoyed his Ws stay here So did we Chaplain come again |