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I c w I OFFICIAL CAMP NEWS VS COMPANY NUMBER 2910 f I Moon oon Lake Camp F 37 On The Little Yellowstone UNDER DIRECTION OF MR WHITLOCK Ingratitude Blow blow thou winter wind win Thou art not so unkind As mans man's ingratitude Shakespeare The Th car was toiling magnificently magnificently In its it's effort to land our quintette safely amongst amongst amongst a- a tho the patiently and joyously awaiting their arrival on the ballroom floor at Duchesne Whoopee e was rampant Bacchus was having l Ills his s fling fling- Songs were leaving hearts through lips stimulated by thoughts of ot moonlit cosmetic caresses Joy and abandon abandon abandon aban aban- don alone aone reigned When lo Care ear reared her ugly hood head headin heade in the e sl shape ap i of an enormous and determined snowdrift The barrier banier to the maidens maiden's prayers CUrs Curses s now discolored discolored discolored dis dis- dis- dis colored the waiting maids antici antici- pation What was to bb b ba dons don Chivalry must go on Beauty must not await uncoupled The answer came as our doughty superintendent superintend superintend- ent eat admonishing the boys boys' to sit still sprang to the blanched desolation desolation desolation deso deso- lation and flung his sturdy shoulder shoulder shoulder der to the wh wheel l. l A groan a spasm and with a final fierce push the twenty five e feet of snow opened to allow the Israelites to proceed on dry ground Frank proudly and triumphantly reached for the car door wh when n the llie wind hitherto a silent wi tn ser decided ed to forfeit his hat Bluebell ll was four miles away and that hat Jut seemed to have a one way ticket in the direction of that thriving hamlet Frank however rem em- em bored those forty-five forty minu minutes s spent with brush and tonic and did not intend to display a dishevelled dis di's toupee to the fair on one i And so the sprint began He made the first fence like a true tru steeple steeple- chaser The second one however took a fancy to his coat The third third well veIl Jle never r mind the th-a details details de de- dc- dc tails tails tails- enough that when by a a. short neck h hs he pa passed sed ed the judges judges' s stand he was still partially cov cov- ced ered Must we tell of that inglorious inglorIous inglorious ious laughter that followed follow d our hero through the chase Shall we expose to a sympathetic world that those guffaws proc proceeded from the throats of those whom our technical chief chiei had but one hour before pushed to freedom and to love For the honor of the camp the Ule truth must bo be suppress suppress- ed Its It's nobody's business anyhow So what c e C c i Farewell ell To Thee Sad lives have been lived Sad tales have been told But the saddest saddest saddest sad sad- dest to relate is of the unprovoked and treacherous attack upon the Rendezvous of Superfluous Rev Rev- idyllically situated among tha the pines across from the western reaches of the Ule Bridge of Sighs Perhaps never again may the cooks meet in their abode of debate debate debate de de- bate And it may b become come a list- list ful picture to see sec the KP's treadIng treading treading tread tread- I ing their watchful and wary way to a silent hour not spent in the tha kitchen police work The dod ded is done The excuse prevails pre The fhe story ats ah told by the Ule Iconoclasts who iconoclasts who ho by the way are m-e known to all as Curly Hill and Bob Turner Turner Turner-is is to the effect that in the interests Of Hof sanitary science they had decided ed to explore the front of the little Brown Bro Hous House through tha tho medium of an abundant shot of creosote and a match It appears however that Curley the latrine sentinel who by the way is a fond student of chemistry informed ormed Bob that gasoline was ia Ja close and i fervent friend of creosote Bob thoroughly y convinced produced d the gas gars and arm in arm this violent pair of experimenters hied th themselves across a- a 0 cross the bridge Curley shot his creosote down into the bas basement Bob followed with th the gas then the Ule former struck the torch of Lucifer Followed a terrific crash The kitchen trembled swayed Ut then n thoughtfully settled back upon upon upon up up- on its it's foundation A fleeting second second second sec sec- sec sec- ond and two VO missiles hurtled with witha a dull thud against the cooks cook's quat qUaI The culinary staff with great concern rushed outside to vi w w. w with alarm two s unsen semi sible bodies Eager hands reached forward but doubly eager mger hands withdrew and clasp clasp noses all too eager to b bi C clasped The rhe boys had done dene a wonderful and unique job Hose was brought gaa masks adjusted and at a safe distance cf ef some twenty-five twenty feet the rescuers proceeded by the aid of a steady stream am from froin the placid waters of the Yellowstone to revive re- re re revive vive the conspirators The majorI major I allow me to was ros th the clarification of the immediate im im- im- im mediate atmosphere A visit to the House of Parlance Parlan e revealed repealed a What somewhat reconstructed d interior I The ceiling had taken on an elaborate elaborate elaborate I orate plastic design But sad to relate one was all too well reminded reminded reminded re re- re- re minded of those well attended city ity theatres wherein the finest shows are cast youve you've certainly S seen n that famous ill omen Standing room only c C Cc c Moon l Lake Lako Fellows Guests At Bridgeland group of fellows from the Moon lIoon Lake camp want to express their thanks to Captain Cannon of the Bridgeland camp for the true hospitality they more shown as guests of th the camp on both bolli Friday and Saturday nights A number of the Moon Lake camp went into Duchesne to enjoy enjoy en en- joy tha Gold and nd Green Ball and due to h avy were left To rescue the fellows they were taken to Bridgeland after after after af af- afI I ter the dance dance- to spend the week weekend nd end until the roads could be opened op- op ned ened up to get the fellows back to Moon La Lak Lake camp Captain Cannon we wish to thank you for the way you took us us in ill to Ito your camp and for th the courtesy you showed us May we web b able to pay your fellows back and treat them as you treated us c C c Company Compan 2910 It is a glorious experience when the mail happens through to us here in Little America to be beable beable beable able to read the achievements and triumphs of our our Eastern kindred through the pages of Happy Days For the sake of the initiated 1 may nay pause to sa say that there are two Little Americas The one in inthe inthe inthe the south with her battalions of Penguins and this mora mord hazardous one to the north occupied by Co I 2910 and an w unfound owl who chooses to speak only during the absence of Old Sol Through a sense of loneliness s and a desire for company we e have searched the tha forest thoroughly for our nocturnal no nocturnal tur- tur nal crier but to no no avail He elu eludes oo us as one wo would ld pass by bythe bythe bythe the plague Situated but a m mere re miles from the railroad we weare weare weare are happily f free flee ee from the tha sins and ands s sorrows of Babylon We vVe have ha in fact become used to each other We Ve may safely say following our stay on this spot sixt sixteen en straight months that we have the most han handsome some body of men in the service many are actually lovely We have also made mad the profound discovery that apart from those rare moments when ore ons may dimly dimly dimly dim dim- ly hear the tha radio we ar are ara blessed ble with possibly the sweetest sweetest- songbirds songbirds songbirds song song- birds in the entire nation Please do not in any angry moment imagine imagine imagine im- im r agine that we are throwing the gauntlet or even the bull hull At heart we are an on extremely unselfish brood Simply charge it at to en en- Sixteen en months near the same tT- tT tree tTe e is bound to make one conversant with ones And And I I am not attempting attempting attempting attempt attempt- ing to brag again again therie actually is isa a tree right might in this vicinity A Ab b beautiful scared battle quaking aspen The boys are at present engaged in building a road at least that is what it is called It Itis Itis Itis is being whispered round that some day when we are located by district t headquarters we may be ordered out and everybody seems to have forgotten how we got in Hence the road However we do occasionally melt our Phlegmatic blood streams and break into ex ex- We vVe have a tennis court that proves invaluable during our snowless snowless snow- snow less months Also there is the outdoor outdoor outdoor out out- door dance hall ball that may prove a danger to the millinery busin business ss in the days that are y yet t to b be The fact is that for weeks previous previous previous ious to the thirty days the ballroom ballroom ballroom ball ball- room is available one half the I boys boy's males malo skirts and and I such tsuch like for the other half The i creosote plan provides the cosmetics cosmetics cos cos- I cos-I 1 so you may observe from thesa thess remarks that we lead no dull life We are aro an up and going lot It has through tho tho dont don't think us too credulous that prohibition has found its it's way Ito the political waste paper basket basket bas bas- ket and also that Admiral Byrd Byrdis is back again from th the tha south If this latter is true it gives us a certain sense of loneliness L Let t us hope he sti still l shar shares tl the facts of I e with us Quite a lot of excitement ent was rampant in camp some little time ago wl when en the news came carna over o the wires to the effect that a roa road i somewhere in the country was blo blocked ked and traffic stalled It caused a n certain sense Bense of kinship p and brotherhood to dwell in our ourI I A hurried meeting was called and it was voted unanimously unanimously unanimously to send Rend a message of congratulations congratulations con con- but the tha usual Interfered inter Inter- re 1 The wires s proved consistent and it was wais a week weel before we had them m up again This cO correspondent correspond respond respondent ent cat has just pau paused ed to consider th this tha possible fact that he may be judged a braggart by his comrades comra com- com ra rades in other camps camp throughout I I i 1 me the nation jn un me Lne contrary ne ri l rivery lvery very mild and reserved and desires de- de sir sires sines that j jealousy may m may y not creep into other camps He He- feels that the service i iS i populated by unprejudiced unprejudiced unprejudiced un un- prejudiced and broadminded boys boy's and they will surely realize that wo cannot all occupy the same camp However while this mood overwhelms overwhelm hm him he will bring this history to a close and hopes you will all be happy in your present present present pres pres- ent locations Better luck next time c C c e May l Go To Price Negotiations are underway and the outlook seems bright for an invasion of Price by Yellowstone Two games one with the Price and the other with Castle Dab bale will b ba be arranged if possible and schedules either for this week weekend weekend weekend end or the next Should Yellowstone Yellowstone Yellowstone Yellow Yellow- stone get the games the team will risk an undefeated record against ag the Price aggregation who on the other hand has failed to win tyro a game in eight starts Castle Dale would b be a much tougher foe however and on the whole the games will wUl answer th the q l question tion Just how good Is this Yellowstone bunch The CC ee boys meanwhile will engage th their ir close closest neighbors the Bridgeland d crew Bridgeland i if i. smarting marting under the sting of an overwhelming defeat at some some- sometime time ago Yellowstone will bar be without the services of Morris Nelson how however r and can guard against an ups upset t. t The camp 13 still clamoring for for fora a game or two at Roosevelt We Ve hope a series there will soon be be- arranged M M. Wood Sports Editor |