| Show what 0 f thinks about The Tho Cultural 11 Expansion ANTA MONICA CALIF CALI F.- F. SANTA What a war it has been for education They were savages ruthless and very ignorant But now they know about the armored tank and the screaming shell slid and the admirable flame lame thrower which cooks the flesh on the living bone hone They were Isolated Dat ole long long distance distance gun sh she shoo tho kin find findy r p 3 jou y ou you's at nt all aU she wants Is you home ad ad- dress They bad had barbaric p r rid 1 d d e etwas e- e rJ k the breath In t their black nostrils but but poison polson gas would be the cure i r for t that h n t foolish foolish- ness Like foxes they den In the Irvin In S. S Cobb earth The scout plane comes and makes scrap o otheir ot of I their bodies Like lions the naked advance the machine gun levels le the ranks down flat Like moles the fugitives burrow under I the mud walls So with his high explosives es the white man blasts them out Verily YerBy there Is no excusing any race however remote however backward for failure to share In Inthe Inthe inthe the cultural beauties of this modern cl civilization Joo Robinsons Robinson's Elegance S SENATOR Joe Robinson somewhere somewhere some some somewhere where In Arkansas Dear SenI Sen- Sen Sen I hear bear some of the boys are arc you ou for election re-election because youve you've been guilty of spats In the first degree I If your pre predicate lente fitness for office ce on ruggedness of ot feet Primo Camera Is their man But Bui If It they want brains at the other end to balance the load I Insist youve you've got the credentials I know how jouve youve suffered You put on spats and Just about the time you quit being self conscious the weather turns warm on you Still a n more tolerant day Is dawning dawn dawn- ing Why the first time I wore spats spits In Paducah I needed police protection It was a n good thing forme for tor forme torme me I wasn't a n Yankee So cheer up Sen At least they didn't prove a monocle on you jou Yours sympathetically Cobb A Week of Peace T TO 0 THE TIIE sentimentalists amongst us the peril perU of the moment Is that we may run out of these some- some other or other or weeks weel You know weeks dedicated to hay fever fc or sanItary sanitary san san- plumbing or length ankle unIon union union un un- ion suits or anemic Armenians You see we only have hare 52 weeks to start with u Sine rue surest way to spoil spon a n good thing Is to overdo it It That also goes for salad dressings s plus four-plus pants rice pudding and the young tiling thing who puts so much up make on her eye ere lashes she looks as ns though she were peeping out through two buttonholes buttonholes buttonholes but but- in an nn old plush vest Any party could gain a n lot of or votes by insetting Inserting a n plank In Its platform calling for Just one plain old fash week starting without excitement excite excite- excitement excitement ment on a Monday nn and ending ver very quietly the following Sunda Sunday Tugwell and N Native Sons T U UNTIL he hauled off ofT and made that speech recently Professor Tugwell was leading the true brain trust with the title of Chief Lobe He Ile Ilemay may still be that but just the thc same If It I 1 were Tugwell I believe Id I'd follow follow follow fol fol- fol- fol low the advice nd which the fire department department de tie prints on the theater programs programs pro pro- gr grams ms Look about you jou ou now an and choose the nearest exit exit Speaking of vanishing species whatever er became of ot the pedestrian classes In America you America jou know people people peo peo- people who went places by the quaint old fashioned process called walkIng walking walk walk- Ing Today the tile population seems exclusively el to he ma made e up of two o maJor major ma rim jor groups groups thos with those those w cars who are arc riding and those with thumbs who crave C to do so And speaking of or traveling Ive I've discovered what in the modern sense of the term Is a true CalIfornIa California Cali Call fornia forma native nathe son A native son Is Isa Isa isa a fellow who has boon been here long enough to sell his trailer a Two Promising Actors Actor My TY A F BUDDING ambition to turn actor has hns had a n boost A Ayoung young fellow who I predict will yet jet get somewhere In this business if it lie keeps on tr trying ln was over here and amI after dinner this party whose name Is Charles Chaplin gave a 0 an nn imitation of ot a n buzzard bu lighting alongside glde a sick horse Such judges es as Claudette Colbert and Edna May Maj Ia Oliver agreed cd that as IS a n buzzard he lie would fool any ln living creature except possibly another another another an- an other buzzard bu But talk about acting now By special request I played the prIncipal principal Principal pal supporting role that of or the horse and the sh sheer er artistry 1 of the performance gave n ve delight t to one and all nil So Su now Im I'm convinced con my mv future is assured if Jr only ue ye ca cnn can get pet somebody to tu write a show with witha a part In it for n sic sick horse IRVIN S. 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