Show CRITICS By Ellsworth Curran Youve You've often heard some person tellOf tell tellOf tellOf Of the man next door to him The things that he didn't do so sowell sowell sowell wellOr well wellOr wellOr Or how his mind is so dim The way he conducts his business affairs How he dresses and so on Theres There's something amiss everywhere everywhere everywhere every every- where whereWith whereWith whereWith With this neighbor so very wrong Did you ever notice this criticizer Is he hc everything that his neighbor neighbor neighbor neigh neigh- bor is not Does he have as perfect a character character character charac charac- ter terAs terAs As the one who he says is all rot Does he always keep his own back backyard backyard backyard yard As spotlessly clean lean as he lie should Is he always as true truee and work ashard as ashard bardAs hard bard hardAs hardAs As the one whose head is allwood all allwood allwood wood On watching ourselves lets spend more time Perhaps we arc guilty as well Of Ot this deplorable unconscious crime That causes our friends to repell The least said is the easiest un un- done So the best that we can doIs do doIs doIs Is to correct ourselves and nd watch our own son And let the other man carry carryon on too |