Show Behold The Editor Ho How He Toils The Editor Gets the Worst Vorst of or It Editors are sometimes thought to have easy and interesting tasks and to get barrels of ot money for what they do To prove to our readers that the job of being editor editor ed in not always so easy and that the tile editor nearly always gets the worst of it we are printing an item spied in the Berea Ohio News It is funny yet it Is typical ty ty- ty- ty and Sand true We hope Record readers enjoy reading the follow 1 ing mg Consider the editor A child is born unto a wife of a merchant in town The physician 35 plunks The a astick astick astick stick stick and a half and the the t multitude that the child the beam at nine pounds Yet he lieth even as a centurion And I the proud father him a 1 Cremo Behold the young one grow- grow I eth up and And the editor in paper a swell piece Yea a a. peach of a notice He of the wisdom of the I young woman and of her exceedIng exceeding exceed exceed- ing comeliness Like unto the roses of Sharon Is she and her hort gown is A played up LH to beat the U U 4 nam uie Ule get get- teth two score and four iron men And the editor gets a note of thanks Maybe And the tile daughter goeth on a journey And the editor throw- throw eth himself on the story of the farewell party It a column column column col col- col- col solid soUd And the fair one re- re him from afar with witha a card that six for a jit jit- ney Behold she and the town falleth down and worship She one and lo 10 she pick pick- eth a lemon But the editor call- call eth him one of our promising young men and away with it And they send unto the editor editor editor ed ed- ed- ed a bid to the wedding and the bids are fashioned In a far city Flowery and long is the wedding wedding wedding wed wed- ding notice which the editor prin prin- teth The minister his bit The editor prineth a death notice notice notice no no- tice two columns of obituary three lodge notices a cubit of poetry and a card of thanks And he to read proof on the dead and it reads Gone to Her Last Roasting Place And all that are akin to the deceased jumped on the editor with exceeding great jumps And they out their ads and their subs and they swing the hammer even unto the third and fourth |