Show I Le Lights ilg I Its OJ Of c N New ew Y York Yok O 1 I. I Tri lL A women's club In New York was was- holding its annual meeting The secretary said sold saidI I III am going to ask you to rise and stand while I re read d the list of our ni members s who have hine been taken from us by death during the past year The ladies rose to their f feet et but scarcely had the secretary begun to read when a n wave of Intense itens agi agitation gl- gl tation tatton ran through the roomI roomI room I saw her ber only yesterday cried one woman In a startled voice olce My heavens 1 I almost shrieked another She took dinner with me inc last night It developed that the that the secretary l had ad made a mistake She was readIng readIng readIng read- read Ing the list of those who bo had for forone forone forone one re reason son and l another nother another resl resigned ed from the club But the members while relieved are still suffering I from nen nerves s. s I Norman Northan Beas Beasiey y told me I of the contest held by I a n state garden gar gar- den cn club for cooking recipes When these were sent In thy they Were ere turned II over t to a hot hotel l' l chef and the food prepared by his department It was then sampled and the prizes were awarded on merit Each night a dinner consisting of these I was served eved One evening It was a vegetable dinner and a n prize was awarded f for r carrot soup T The e winner winner win win- ner was highly elated She s nl recipe to a who wholesale soup concern rn saying that it if li had hd won the prize and riskIng asking they wished d to purchase it The concern concern wrote back back that It had tried the rec recipe p but could make nothing out ut of If it fit for c customers customers' sf mers appetites il Much ch concerned ed d the w woman m n went to the f the hotel and told her story sory CUe e E s sent nt nt for the chef clief 4 Ob Oh that that l' l exclaimed tl the e cb chef It lilt was not good tood so EO o I used an old re recipe of cf f my my mothers rs She made bea beautiful soup S There Is a n publication devoted de to the tIU doings of taxi tax drivers In N New NewYork NewYork w York and each issue has its news of holdups One bandit finally was arrested who confessed that he preyed only oly upon upon drivers of taxi taxi- cabs He had robbed 25 t taxi men hit ln the space c o of or a few d days s. s A taxi driver told m me recently that some men hailed bailed him whose appearance ce cehe he didn't t lIk like They stopped him himon on n a busy portion of Br Broadway H dway and told him to drive e them to nn an address address ad nd- dress far uptown It was at nt night and andie he ie knew that at nt that hour the part of the city to which th they f demanded to be driven would be bo dark and Ion lonely ly De He let them get them get In the cab started and then pull pulled d out the choke The engine sputtered and stopped Sorry he lq said Im out of gas You'll have to t take ke a another other cab They climbed d out grumbling To this day day- he lie doesn't know whether hether or not they were were were bandits But that was quick thinking S Arthur S. S erna Vernay many whose C trophies s are arc in In the lie Mus Museum m of Natural Nat ural History was telling the other d day of f his Gis jo journey i to the Malay alays alay s states iles In ins in's s search nrc i of a one horned rid rid- He tra traveled miles nilles and spent a n. n good many months Inthe in inthe inthe the undertaking When he arrived he got j Just s two sh shots ts before he lie came home again But with one of those shots shot's he got his rhinoceros it Jock Hutchison the we known well golf goli professional nai playing platIng nt at the Engineers Engineers Engineers En En- club on Long Island once took 13 shots shot on a short hole liole ole Someone Someone Some one asked him what h had lu happened No Nothing he said That t was the very t best liest est I could pIa play that hole bole that time today There Is no no alibi In that and con considerable ton ton- n philosophy e. e 1932 Bell Syndicate Service |