Uintah Basin Record | 1932-03-11 | Page 3 | If it Happened Today |

Type	issue
Date	1932-03-11
Paper	Uintah Basin Record
Language	eng
City	Duchesne
County	Duchesne
Rights	No Copyright - United States (NoC-US)
Publisher	Digitized by J. Willard Marriott Library, University of Utah
ARK	ark:/87278/s6gj0dh2
Reference URL	https://newspapers.lib.utah.edu/ark:/87278/s6gj0dh2

Article Title	If it Happened Today
Type	article
Date	1932-03-11
Paper	Uintah Basin Record
Language	eng
City	Duchesne
County	Duchesne
Page	3
OCR Text	Show If IE It Happened Today Paris about to leave Greece has decided Helen with him Making Making Making Mak Mak- ing sure that tha Menelaus has gone to the links for tor the afternoon he steals up to Helens Helen's roomI roomI room I cries Fl with I love lore you he Fly me to Troy I 1 II I wish I could sighs Helen buI but bu butI I Just know Id I'd never find a barber barberIn In Troy who could shingle my hair properly So Paris goes off to Atlantis aria and marries a 11 mermaid whose hair Is always always al al- ways kept In curl by the tIle dampness and the Trojan war Is averted Kansas City Star
Reference URL	https://newspapers.lib.utah.edu/ark:/87278/s6gj0dh2/20680286