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Show s Dennis Was the First One Up. About thirty years ago Dennis McCarthy Mc-Carthy was a well known character In and around Provlncetown, Mass. Although Al-though addicted to the juice of the grape, he was a favorite with every one. Some of his friends camo together to-gether one day and decided to try and euro him of his bad habits. Thoy got him when he was full seas, and a little more, over, and took him to a cemetery ceme-tery vault, where they locked him in, thinking ho would bo scared out of his drinking habit when ho woke up. Tho next morning Dennis woko up, looked around him and saw all the dead, crossed himself and said: "Bo jabcrs, 'tis the resurrection, and I'm the first one up." |