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Show A SPINSTER SAYS THAT All married men are great Inven-Jors Inven-Jors of excuses. Tho man with loose habits is the one that is oftenest tight. When a man Is dead broke ho naturally nat-urally has but little lifo in him. When a man falls m lovo his acquaintances ac-quaintances soon tumble to tho fact. It's a wise man who knows whether a woman Is smiling or laughing at him. A man is never contented with his lot until ho occupies one In a ceme-tery. ceme-tery. It's always hard on a man when lovo or tho measles attacks him late In life. No man has to servo an apprenticeship apprentice-ship In order to learn how to make mistakes. A man never gets much credit for being good unless ho is a member oi somo church. Tho world will nover got any better until children aro an improvement or their parents. If somo men had to work in order lo obtain a living they probably wouldn't live very long. It Is difficult for a man to climb m In tho world, but It hurts him mud-worso mud-worso to climb down again. Usually there is nothing in a name but it sometimes happens that a mar puts everything ho has in his wife's-name. wife's-name. Tho man who has an ax to grind I apt to overlook tho fact that somt other chap is furnishing tho motlv. powor to revolve the grindstone. |