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Show u Not on the Bill. Ho was a stout, pudgy individual, liable to bo irritated early in tho morning, evidently subject to Indigestion, Indi-gestion, and ho walked into the dining din-ing room In anything but good grace. Tho hotel was new and the prices not mellowed. Their stiff front "riled" the guest still more. Turning to tho freshly Imported, whlto shlrted mummy at his side, he said: "Haven't you peoplo any conscience here?" Getting no answer, his faco grow red and he blurted out: "Conscience! Conscience! Havo you no conscience conscience conscience con-science hero?" "Eef cot ees not on zo bills eet ees charge' extra for," suavely replied the Importation. Pittsburg Dispatch. |