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Show A PAPER OF PINS. ' Tho spinster lies becauso sho wants ' to; tho married woman becauso sho 4 A good many peoplo seem to think that charity should begin at some-body some-body elso's homo. il An extra good hearted fellow Is generally set down in pollto circles as a rather vulgar person. Peoplo who haven't character onough to mnko enemies generally haven't enough to mnko friends. Tho snlo of Joseph by his bi others affords Biblical precedent for nil sub- HH sequent commercial transactions. , j Tho person who Is nblo to make you uncomfortnblo Is your master. Jcnl- , , ousy is a confession of inferiority. J Thoso who bcllcvo that tho world jH owes them a living should remember '(H Unit a debt Is hard lo collect without ,H collateral security. 'H As a rule, nowadays in America nt any rate, peoplo marry becauso, llko A Snlroy Gump, they "feel so disposed." Thcrcforo If they get n had bargain ihoy ought to mnko tho boat nf It. j Charity leaves enough Bins uncov- ' ercd to provent gossips from acqulr- ilH ing lockjaw. iFH It sometimes happens that a glr. 'fH hides tho family bible In order to j'H |