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Show o POOR RICHARD JUNIOR'S PHILOSOPHY. Marry in debt and repent in a flat. One flirtation doesn't make a summer. sum-mer. If at first you don't succeed, look for another girl. "Broken Heart" is the legal phrase for "Wounded Pride." The college widow is a necessity, the grass widow is a luxury. Romantic Love is blind, but Conjugal Con-jugal Affection uses a microscope. It is generally caster to get along without your ideal than with her. George Washington was the only man who never told a lie, and as for the women Remember that what you save her father on the gas bill you will have to spend on the bonbons. When you're in love you lie like a gentleman; when you're married you tell the truth like a brute. The man who says he knows all about women is a man who has found out that he knew too little about a certain one. |
