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Show "Old Elll" Thurston's Tip. . ! Old Bill Thurston, as he is general- I 81 ly alluded to, of Mrlvln Village, N. II., 1H spends every evening at tho general ill store and postodlcc, whero the nows j l of the day Is discussed. A recent rear- ,1 end collision was the topic one oven- J 'I Ing, and a number of village orators I I had waxed warm on the subject. I Finally "Bill," who had taken no part f il in tho dlscusiilon, hut who was In- j jfl tensely In'eicstcd, spoke up and said: III "Why don't they do away with the j I blood v loar cars, anyway; thru thoy j jH won't 'a?-' tin VippI 'piiIs!" VI O !' |