Show what the world needs Is a shortage of long faces mah jong g Is to be taxed but ra hongg will pay it it if war can be stopped by resolutions it is already dead it begins to seem like a quiet sum mer for king tut it happiness that runs rung up expenses its the pursuit mars lias has been selling the world a gold brick for centuries that school girl complexion and boyish clothes do they blend some day makers may ma bo be boasting about the output of plow shares A dromedary can travel GOO miles in five days that Is where it gets its hump oil oh well when they bobbing their hair they were bobbing their skirts plant a tree but it will never amount to anything it if you sit around to watch it grow now we have the air pullman the record for attitude altitude before that was an upper berth to move grade crossing says a headline while going to that trouble why not abolish it an all old timer Is one who can remember when the first sign of spring was sulphur and molasses another moral of the times it takes lesa less leffort nort to fight a war than to recover er from one the cheaper egg Is here but the restaurants do not seem to be able to make a sandwich of it it Is said there are causes for divorce in this country country exclusive too I 1 of delicatessen meals scotland has ruled england so long and so effectively that it feels competent to P exercise home rule many a family budget has fallen down because it provided for only one of them getting a hair cut in these days a college boy pays a as s much for one dance as ills grandfather paid for a mo months nills board the arab lives largely on dates which explains why they call a certain alleged species of genus homo a sheik A boy lias has made a radio set from a peanut it no doubt reproduces political speeches with pitiless accuracy probably there are no new crimes to be discovered anyway the need Is for a strong revival of some good old virtues the small hoys boys may not be petting getting their three Rs but they theys scorn cem to know a lot about radio Ir astling and chap sody mah hongg Is said to be the game of a P hundred undred they could have been more usefully employed there has been nothing to report front from king tomb of late except that tut I 1 la just as dead as ever cur and a little more so scientist Sc lentil s ol 01 discovers dl quartz that causes light to turn corners dispatch but after a few quartz will it turn them safely the number of marks in germany would have made little difference 1 if tue de supply of marks in tho the united states had only kept up anyway these rad lolite stockings stocking 3 being featured in a Parl parisian style alyle show chow ought to make a big impression on nearsighted near sighted mosquitoes the federal tax on carbonic acid gas has been repealed which may help some of the campaign stump speaker to blow harder at no cost |