Show A welfare report says atiat a family of 10 lo live can live on CO a week A family faintly of five what A european critic says our buildings have no inspiring windows how about tile the one where the paying baj ing teller stays ninny statesmen who are arc unable to rule their own oin countries appear to know exactly what Is wrong with the united states it amny be that long hair induces asahina and ha tiny fever yet we can think of several bald heads who have had the disposes diseases it will bo be sad indeed it if king tut has lain peacefully in his tomb all these millenniums only to be fc quashed at last as the result of n petty squabble according to it london investigator moving pictures were known D B C and apparently antly the scenario wr writers I 1 a are re still using the lie same plots grand opera Is being given in english Perlin perhaps fis it Is f not too much to hope that one day musical comedy choruses will also be sung in that lan ian guage judging from the trend of current criticism the united states Is a coun try in which there are too many laws and too may people who do not obey then them man we are reliably informed Is only a little lower than the angels and we have our moments of depression when nhen we wonder how low the angels are arc anyway I 1 another indication of the inherent perversity or of the human ra race e c Is to be observed in the fact that so some me people are still trying to raise the bobbed hair qu question I 1 estion A thought which should be kept in n mind ini just now Is that this country can never be as rotten as some people say bay it Is because if it were it would immediately collapse john jacob astor who was only out of parliament a few days before ho he was reelected re elected could make a lot of money selling his plan to lame ducks in this country A cursory survey of tle the situation indicates that the british premier will have to be a good tightrope tight rope walker it if lie ho stays up where rehe ahe Is for any great length of time it if borover cleveland bergdoll should happen to see the latest infest list of carnegie heroes he will probably pot think it worth while leto to look for his own name in it now that they have decided decidedly to cill call it leningrad people who have been try ingall these years to remember pe will probably give it up and go 90 back to st petersburg melodramas or of a ge generation ago would not succeed today then one could always tell the villain by the fact that lie he smoked cigarettes now even the heroine does it tho the english woman novelist who committed suicide because she ran out of ideas evidently took look her work much more seriously than most of the women writers on this side of the ocean do exported mali hongg sets to the united states last 7 year ear that ought to furnish profit enough to pay damages in a consider able number of missionary cases heartbeats it Is said bald have been heard by radio at ft distance of 1 1200 miles yell heartbeats Cleo patras heartbeats and romeda and judiets Ju liets are echoing yet all over th the world do you owe linyone gratitude pay iny interest on oil the debt kind words we mean name not a rope in his house that li tinged himself liln iselt dont be astonished tit nt the depth of ignorance in a young person if you are astonished at your own on I 1 fact that it ft junk shop la Is filled with tiling things you ou dont need Is its surest lure |