Show A woman an who was too econom economical to subscribe for her home paper sent her little son to borrow the copy taken by her neighbor in his haste the boy ran over a four dollar stand of bees and in ton minutes looked like a warty S summer u m m e r squash his cries reached ills his father who ran to his assistance and failing to notice a barbed wire wire fence ran into it breaking it down cutting a handful of flesh from his ana anatomy t and ruining a five dollar pair of pants tile the old cow took advantage of the gap in the fence and got into the cornfield and killed her herself self eating corn hearing I 1 the racket the mother ran upset a four gallon churn of rich cream into a basket of kitt kittens lens browni drowning ing the whole litter in her hurry burry she dropped and broke past all hope of mending a awen ty five dollar set of false teeth the baby left alone crawled through the spill spilled edream cream and into the parlor ruining a twenty dollar carpet during the ex the eldest daughter ran away with the hired man the dog broke up eleven setting hens and the calves got out and chewed the tails off of four fine shirts i and all to save fifty cents moral subscribe for the home paper papera at tonce once and protect yourself from such calamities ex |