Deseret Evening News | 1906-03-31 | Page 27 | The Wail of the Hen-Pecked Husband

THE WAIL NAIL OF THE TilE HENPECKED HUSBAND HUSBANDly ly fly DIgby Hell II ell Though poets oets sing oft oCt of ot domestic con contentment And picture the tha Joys jOS of this the th marital life bed not sing eo so loud If It they knew what They bring to the tha man that Is ruled by hl hiI hie wife Its nil all very ery ll well to ay say life Is le a poem lived by b twin souls but from front me mo take lake a Q tip Dont over think women are aro weak for tor 1 know im em imI I Like Ilko lk all henpecked husbands me Mr 11 PIPI Tho The day we were wed and together de do departed departed parted When 1 boldly ventured to handle the tha reins Kins nil My lII wife ulfo made It t plain before an anything thins started That Thit she taut hud a cinch on 00 the tho family brains braIn there thero I began beran on my m new Education lion tion Aral And learned that my wife had command of oC the ship Im 1111 roily a IL deckhand and nd keep In my sta station station tion tionA tlonA tionA A poor pour henpecked husband that me meIr Mr Ir IIpp 1111 How hose often ns DR sadly I 1 piny play second Addle I 1 High for the 1110 Jo Joys Joe of ot my bachelor da days H They The halt hail thin this K game ame rae neaten both ways was from the middle middio This marriage gums poets are heaping with wilio praise Why dont ont poets marry before they write I Yf verses rsc I The il till nil change their tune If IC they the mailo 10 such a u slip Its tough touch to 10 bo be broke bruke T J admit but much worse Is la laA IsA isA A married man hen that me Mr PIliP I Thin my m education Is la slowly progressing lluch I day da I learn thing not dream dreamed ed cd of at te Ive given up thinking and hoping and etna My Iy wife does dof It for tor me nos all J that and much touch more She Bhe I or orders ordera Join my In neckties my III suits and my dinners She Sho puts pun ma tea to b bed o d she h forbids me ma a n nip And nd then Bh able declares Im the weakest of oC sinners Inner I 1 ant unu If she ho says sa 10 m me Sir Mr Ir