| Show n j I Short Stories Stori s of W Life I Pj CANNON was r S measured for ft I 1 pair tl of f bootH to tu today fL day dUl YH yn the Washington cur cor correspondent respondent ot of the thO New York r World The people oC of Charleston ri 11 tr r to present to the tue a II pair of oC real raI South Carolina te to tl wear with the tim oter ot er presents nt ut clothing he lie has hns received but could t a lever get hili 1118 Tha Th speakers l Mr Ir u bY hu l tote tele telegram r gram otter after for the i size ilz of ot boot Ho Pta compro compromised by t sending hem them ono of ot the speakers old shoes shoe hoe Tho The answer come clime 1 I back hack by b wire that they lid did not wont want f ija n shoo phoe but the tho size tze of ot boot a n shoemaker having a 1 hop chop I near the tho Capitol ui Appealed to and ii f today ho he up with his hh tools and andI I i measured measured the speakers foot toot encased In Inthe the real yarn socks The Tilt speaker wears I jl a n No 8 shoe shoei i f r General Generl J Franklin l Roll fell who WAS Wile at atthe att t f the head of ot If the artillery and tind Infantry I ut lit Fort Jort Leavenworth Kiln Kli was wan wast Invited to t a 0 dinner given In the causi t tot of education ay i i When time Unto coma carne for tor the he Wi Zt many of ot th the tho educators were ere tailed called ii II Ep upon and Then Theil General Bells DellI time came camo Ha He said Bahl ho ha hadid how w r did not know exactly why the tho toast i roaster master had pounced on him for he was WIlS wasa WIlSa it I f a In education of or a 11 kInd llin 4 Ute In Its lis application ll However he lip q I f been In III Ini i t S forested l In III what the speakers Ilig TOO inn said sat about HUH Still I 1 J think that out our way wiy wa In the tho west IV 11 t not to o much store storo Is set et by It ns n here hereIn hereIn Ii In the PaM east I 1 lam am inn reminded of or o thi sto story 1 t I who I It ry r of ot the two hoyn hoys In Omaha 4 regret to say 81 iro playing poker In Inu j itt t IL u doorway liS In kernels of corn fur for 4 chip During tho Iho gamo garno ono otio pushed In a bunch of at kernels and said Ill bet you youa 01 I a hundred Ill Til mine It u II hundred sold ald tho lie I oUr other Ill Til raise that n ft thousand thon g Til see Reo ec the tho thousand zulU Lilli raise ralso It a million Ill rhINo miKe that million a IL billion billIonI I Ill Til s bOO tiel the thO billion and rIsu you a trIllIon Thu Tho other boy wt I H stumped II He lIc thought a u long Ion time but ho hu reo re what came next to 5 o lie he said bItterly mice rulo It tt you educated son uon on ofa of ofa a II gun At the University club banquet a 1 few Cow nl hta ORO aio they gave Undo Uncle Joe Jo Cannon n a cigar three feet reet long that lint may or may mayant not ant have hae been made of or tobacco HoP flop Longworth returning to his hie duties tutIe In Iii tho ho house utter after his hI honey honeymoon honeymoon moon moo 11 brought for tor Undo Uncle Joe Jou a n cigar made of ot tho th bent heHl Havana tobacco and eighteen Inches long Undo Joe took It smelted d of It turned It over and over oer caressed 1 It lovingly I and then said Mid fly liy gumNIck gum gUlli gumNick Nick It t looks look good enough to put cream on mm und cat Judge of or the Indian Terri Territory Territory tory who will probably bo be ono one ot of tho lie senators Ilona tors of tho ho new lIew state has ha been here for tor a II week or 01 two The judge JUdg ron ran short of cash a II few days ago Ho Ito Homet Hemet met Colonel Bill of ot a aIn In his hili hotel and said aId Zev Ive 10 got gat to gut get et some Identify Id me ilie hero here t tho the desk will jou OU HO 80 1 can get gel a Il check Certainly replied and the proper Introductions Tho Time Judge Is I good Hood said 1 for anything he wants How much shall It be judge asked til the tho cashier Ste took a n cheek check from his pocket Indorsed It He lie II banded handed It to the cashier who looked at It and almost fainted d Hut But Judge the cashier cash lor I 1 In n thinking of If so 10 largo large on nil amount as 08 thiS This Thin check cheek Id t for I haven t that lint much flinch cash In tho the drawer tira i ver Oh Oil well vetI Stewart replied d give mo Ino live Ilvo dollars on eln ill It mind Ill get Sel tho lit mn rest some HOllie other time of ot Wisconsin WAS LI the leader III In tho fonK of or tho ha In Insurgent movements against time tile Philip 01 tariff Ii ri IT amid tho I ho statehood l hills Ii Ills both bothof bothof of or which movements were vere re Ho Hown wn down by the tho th house door when ho lie not word that tho the senate enato had killed th the Philippine bill lilli Jack sold raId turning to 10 a it 1 friend have ou oil 01 got nn on extra handkerchief hand handkerchief kerchief about you Why you yo 00 BallI the tha mtr Here hart Is one ono that you ou von can take Thank you replied with much emotion I 1 want to 10 n go 10 around the tho corner alit shod n a few fe hitter bitter tear over oer the futo of ot tho ho Philippine bill Clerk McDowell of or the tho house housie hou e of or rep representatives hUll has ha Issued I n I I directory of or tho the house giving tho the i l ft I neI of lit tho the members their tIlde their committee room I thin Ihl Aleck leek Icell 7 asked 1 a II member r who Ivil ClImb camo Into tho the clerks utter after he lie had bOil n II sesMon with Uth the tho speaker p enker about getting to call l all up Ul u a bill I directory of It i H a 1 l tho the house Clerk McDowell replied The Iw examined oxil I It t carefully en ref fr II oIly II v Seems to tn 1 me tile like a n rotten waste vast la of ot money mone he ho wild sold 1 11 lIa II You Vou could have made It a heap smaller und nod more morl accurate if Ir you yuu hal had printed Speaker Ca Cannons ii nam tILl In It I t u and ad let I It t go nt at that If It ho lie aint nil hero thero U Ic I to tho house hou c of 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