Show SID AN ABSOLUTE NECESSITY C m S fa volunteer ill chief I 1 yo ye hear tho the tire ire alarin 7 tho the hull durn a barnin up tip tho the chief well bing it susans buanna away and I 1 cant find my red shirt no whar hla his fatal error ife ho tried triad to was hies her ruby lips at least so BO I 1 suppose but ho he forgot about the slips so sho she got it on tho nose bad outlook mrs you took look rond mrs bensonhurst Benson hurst I 1 niu am mad ints one gono wrong now my hub bonds started his new years rears resolutions he going to give up smoking 11 good for him 11 it may inny be good for him but not for me where do you suppose my coupons ore are to come from exceptional character abou ben achem who loved his fely fellow runn lunn had nothing nettling on Dub walte how Is that 1 I hove have actually seen Dub walte waIte display a friendly interest in a calr of plumbers who were mending a pipe at ills house although he know knew lie ho would have to pay five times what the job was worth i f left at the post no he had staked ills his future happiness on a proposal rind and lost but lie he persisted what can I 1 do to win will your favor 1 71 ints just it she explained the man mail who lio whis my favor must have suf frelent lioney to enable him to do nothing I 1 ng I 1 getting out 1 I see where a chap wits was caught kissing hissing his pretty cousin the wife of another man there was waa tho the dickens deckena of 0 a row 11 and no wonder ile he consanguinity 1 change unit that plea pica to insanity just lazy 1 I thought some years ago that J I 1 detected in young yoking olifur the earmarks of genlue remarked mr indeed 7 dut but I 1 have lately decided that lie he Is merely one of those chaps who will eventually marry a woman competent to run a boarding house there are such cases A forceful character im not dens ing that answered tle th e motor enthusiast but lie ho seem able to mare malle A success of anything yes many a man travels travel all his life on high without getting any obliging Q 0 jimmy Ilardi tut les cs earlle earlic its always in launching a new boat tor ter brcak a bottle over do bow nn an as dero aint no ito persons persona of prominence around ill bo be mad kind eornuff ter do do bottle bustan ter fer yer easily convinced 1 I pre a n successful automobile salesman has to po bo a glib talker oil yes KS and it also help him in his bis business it lie ho has tho the pulchritude of A moving picture actor how holy la Is that when it a car Is bong demonstrated to tt a woman if the chap who drives it is handsome hand sonio she sure feels the engine Is all rort alast too true sold bold ile iio doad men tell no tales said sho she but their tombstones tombs tonea do DOCTORS ORDERS six months ago you told mo cio you sleet lit at night for or worrying rubout the money you owed me 99 1 I did answered the bo impecunious debtor but you ou still owe me and you aro are not ft a nervous wreck true you see ece when idealized I 1 realized that it was impossible to pay you I 1 went to seo see a doctor about my insomnia lie ile advised me to quit worrying arid it if there la Is anything I 1 pride myself on oil its following the doctors orders implicitly de generous nerous offer time and again ive given you a lift in my motor car so you have now that hat I 1 are am hard up and cant meet this months payment on it you refuse to lend mo me any money well ill tell you what ill do to help you out ont you estimate the number of times Y you ou have taken me to town in houi your car and fit pay you 10 cents tor for each ride Is twice tile the faro fare charged by a jitney bus beginning of the scrap I 1 no was a widower and sho she was a widow they met it vorry sorry for each other in their loneliness and so they i married im sorry lie ho said ono one morning it at the breakfast table that you cant cook as viell vell is as my first wife bif did and I 1 am sorry she rebolo rejoined ed that you tho the business ability my first husband had bad tie earned money to enable asto ua to li hire a cook NOT A PATRIOT 61 would you bo be willing to fight for your 3 our country it if necessary not tile me I 1 passed two weeks in tile the country last surn summer mer aust a little gme game the sighing lover led a heart P A aclus club the villain played the hotel clerk a diamond had and the sexton held a spade hustling hiram iacov be your our son hiram narain gittin derlong deown t till th eatty oatcake goof good I 1 reckon lie ile writ us its ho he auz car danylu evry everything thIng before him Is ilg lie he in bieness for ills his 0 self naw nos iles a ez waiter orail in it catin louse eye to business so you e i been touring south amer lea I 1 ca yes how are tho the revolutions down there 1 I made ft a lot of money out of lea cm last year indeed 7 ayes yes I 1 operated a merry ko go round 11 caiet keep it t dark macoll I 1 seo see a novel umbrella Is equipped with it i storage battery electric light lp ip its handle egbert if a fellow pur purloins lolas ono one of that kind how Is 18 he going to keep it dark teeth for an eye mil do you believe in that saying an eye for an eye arid and a tooth for a tooth 7 jill well I 1 know some sometimes if f you rou give a dog an eye nell hell give you his teeth parrots vocabulary yeast I 1 see a massachusetts man hns has a parrot which has a n vocabulary of 75 words Crimson beak I 1 know there hero were that many swear words in existence Is unfit to print redd I 1 seo see in a the extreme infancy of 0 baseball runs were called acca pitchers throwers throw th rowers cra and fielders elders fl scouts greeno but what did they call tho the umpire in those days time to quit then do you expect to spent your whole life in the wicked pursuit of riches asked the ascetic person fin replied the brisk individual if im not rich by the time I 1 reach fifty years of ago age I 1 shall consider my self an ignoble fAl failure lure laroe family how hely long does docs it ta take keyou you to read your morning paper mr air gaulsby Oads Gails by about ari aci hour you must read it rather clos closely elj J i I 1 wait 45 43 minutes to got get it IL |