| Show da 11 ENTIRELY WILLING TO WAIT suppose your country needed you tit at the front what would you do naked asked the jingo first tf till nil tin the cautious cnut loua citizen 1 I would estimate tile the distance between tile the place where I 1 happened wiled to bo be and tile tho front after that I 1 would put my private affairs in order take fond leave of my family an and join tho the army ily by that time nil the real would bo be lu in the thick of tile fray no doubt As im not particularly anxious to dlo die for my country coutier r it it c can an be avoided I 1 should hate halo to tb stand in tile tho wily way of largo large numbers of young men who vow that nothing would suit them better dull crowd illow how was tho ilia banquet ianther dull no bons there hero no recoil recall beur well dont know about the waiters although I 1 suspect some ot of them were pretty lively fellows but there were nu no persons of that sort seated about the board money in it now your friend jibway evidently thinks ho he knows it great deal but nobody ever pays tiny any attention to what ile he says with a fow few exceptions name them ive seen chauffeurs leap to do his bidding ESPERANTO PHRASES V 0 why Is whiz making those hideous noises 11 those are not hideous noises es whiz Is cit expressing pressing his feelings lit in esperanto has haa just missed an easy stroke their ambition if time Is money as they soy perhaps some young men man yearn to ret get into the class so bo that money they can burp burn means to him that man with whom you were discussing tile eight hour law seem much impressed no I 1 discovered the reason later what was it iles hes a grocery clerk who works from seven in the morning until seven at night and then hurries home to help his wife look after tho the baby if the collateral Is good omar Pawn pawnbrokers brokers are a progressive 81 class of men arent they eliy do you think so omar because always advancing van cing A misguided patriot thero there goes a stout party worker so they say you ought to hear ilia his cifes opinion yes she says if lie ho would work for his family more and tits his party less she have to run a boarding house the practical side ahl ah I 1 exclaimed the poetical person hark to tile foot oot beats of tho the rain a pleasant sound replied the crusty landlord so ila far as im concerned the foot beats of the ilia rain tire are merely a prelude ili e to the foot benta beats of tenants hurrying to my office to complain about roofs leaking at the opery house in the last act the villain was shot ind writhed on the hoor floor for nearly five minutes 1 I presume you would call that creating a heavy atmosphere yes ye and nil he succeeded nil right by theotime the time lie he finished hopping flopping about tho the air was thick with dust his hl turn pa ila I 1 heard nl mn tell tier lier friends that her silk filik gown came from n worm and then she laughed ad said you gave it to h her c r now she eho wants another one so I 1 was waa the worm ell eh well just tell her the worm tins has turned easy money 1 I am working my way ny through college catlege drar braye girl I 1 ilow how do you earn oney money well father gives roe me 19 tor for every nging lesson 1 I dont ont tak MORE LIKE IT t did you congratulate miss on oil tier lier birthday no Icon I 1 condolee condoled con doled with n ath tier her cruel blow an til III wind may blow some one good hut but it rouses rouges tho chauffeurs chauff eurn ire lr when an in wind escapes and leaves him with a flabby dabby punctured tire how it happened Dub walte seems to think well of you kind hind of Dub walte watte buter but er cr what time did lie ho express a favorable opinion of me ino 1 I was talking to him nebout four yesterday afternoon exactly and not litter later than five Dub watto walto was lit in my ollice asking for ilia loan of 10 lie ho was simply working himself liliu into a frame fraine of mind which lie ho thought would justify tile touch from bad to worse ra id give anything I 1 possess it I 1 could get rid ald of tills this cuso caso byker easy just move over to my boarding bouso and ill wager that liver complaint will soon tako take ilia place of tile gout liver complaint I 1 bowa that V byker well our landlady feeds ua its liver every other tiny day and it tins lias conio to pass that all tho ilia boarders tire ara complaining pla ining father was wa prepared dili father seem surprised bilea you told him you wanted to marry tile mo illow how does lie he net act when lies sur probed ho say liny anything thIng no lie ile surprised in ili fact lie spoke at length langta 11 moral sickness I heros feres a u pathetic letter train from shut bishut in ill ali ahl I 1 one of those unfortunates unfortunate a doomed to spend a lifetime lit in bed or an invalid chair um uin lot let mo me rend read further it seems lies shut in for ton tell years with tonii off on for good behavior yea verilyn As tho the poet says bays remarked the iho moralizer tills this world Is but H u fleeting show true rejoined the demoralizer but that seem to detract the boys attention from circus pui popular air toni tom 1 I pulled tile the governors leg to tile the tuno tune of one hundred dollars tills this morning jack would you mind teaching mo me tile tho tune STILL LIFE A moving picture muli was out here trying to take some pictures of life on oil the farm but tic ho left kinder discouraged pictures riot not a success N not at entirely ile HB ketch tho the hired man in motion talented assistant now that was what 1 I call realism on the stage the villains death rattle was positively bloed curdling true but dont give the villain credit for it that noise was nas made la in tho the wings by a versatile stage hand realistic touch the dancer doing now sites portraying tile tho adva tica of autu ian 1 I see and those young women following her tire ore I 1 presume assistants |
