Show BOSKY and by MONTAGUE GLASS J f v B this morning retting getting out of a i now new twin six louls louis birsky the real castater paid to barnett the manufacturer fac that teller feller goes fe from ore a plis bicart to a in less than uvo five yours years lew less then linn two years you menn mald what was tile price ticket busl business ness before tho the war started bar sky and since then hes been working day and night manufacturing tags for tog tag days lie he told me lie ho could of cold twice as aa many tags it if it bo io that its so hard to get red ink for rutting putting red crows oil I 1 1 I tin cm the war aint aln t been so bad that way birsky sat said itis ita done it good donl deal to make people give to charities war charities app corrected charities oder war charities imri sky said the difference theres a whole lot ot of difference replied A business man iliin which gives away tits hla money to charity may oser oscr care n nickel whether the flood victims ever dry out or not just so long us its the newspapers dont spell ills his ginitie so DO badly that his customers recognize it at tire saine time birsky lies got the satisfaction t ot of knowing that lie ho aint helping out the teller feller which caused the alood and who hns has got plenty of Ill money oiley to assist tile hood flood victims if it ile be that aliat he Is saying saving it to buy dynamite for blowing up tit moro more dams yes darsky giving to some war ro lief ands means relieving them governments ern ments over oer in europe from the expense of curing caring for their wounded soldiers diers and widows and orphans so BO that they can use tile money they ought to spend that way in buying ammunition 0 to o make mor wounded soldiers and widows and ip hans for the americans to raise relief funds for well anyhow a teller feller that gives money for war charity la Is j just ast so BO kind hearted ns as a teller feller which gives money to charity birsky barsky said that depends on tits his intentions replied there la is some borne french cr r americans and german americans american s which has got a pretty good ideo that war charity Is a matter of bookkeeping and you CPU coll it kind hearted exactly it if such a teller feller would with ills his check a letter saying gents herewith please find check for five hundred dollars for wounded soldiers would be obliged it if you will transfer the sum of five hundred dollars from froin your hospital account and credit same to your liquid fire and nn gas account and oblige yours truly in that cae 11 birsky commented if such it teller feller thinks lies hes going to mako n ake rt lilt with tho the recording angel lie ho might just so well save bno ills five hundred dollars and get the alio sailie amount of credit by black jacking a couple of perfect strangers on a dark night them fellers aint looking to make a n lilt with the recording angel continued bo be perfectly set istler with a i double cross 0 of tile tho coglon of 0 honor or a red lied kagle engle if tho second class it a blue i eagle agie of tire tho 3 and says say sho she would never st astl F from that spot if it wi WA a five dollar bill I 1 gave her third class or even engles in pastel shades i it tho the kaiser aint pot got tiny any other colors tit in stock at tho the same time little thein tellers Is just its as kind hearted ns as tho the lady who makes a big Gesch geschrey ret about collecting subscriptions UP lar tho the duchess do Cam emberts hospI hospital tnt tor for wounded soldiers at port do de and writes every couple of I 1 daya to the papers telling how sho she got it n letter from till the duchess in which the duchess says 1 airs marta vim vaa my dear sirs mrs van blenes 1 and her to raso raise money for tho the hospital BI TAlce mrs lira then goes on to say that any one ona desiring to give money to tho the duchess de da hospital can send it to marla van in care tit it J 0 morgan A CO a truly yours voila van in his way shofeta sho geta her name ever four times limes anil and uio the ductless duchess do de camela bartlo name figures twice whereas aheren i mic only mentions tile wounded tol t ol llora diers once in the letter and once later when mr van kicks that lie has goto pay a bill for five hundred newspapers and site sho says aint lie got no heart on oil account she la Is doing it all for them poor wounded soldiers Bold lers birsky dont say a word birsky sold said lapping flapping the fingers of ills right light hall mr and mrs morris bublick which Is kin to my cifes brother julius lias has got a daughter miss bertha bublick which she filio lias has been taking inking voice production for years cars already anti every time she tier her mouth it goes through you liko like a knife three times already on account of tant woman my wife drags me to hene bene III concerts tor for them poor wounded soldiers I 1 tell you it brings tile alio wa pretty close homo home to you I 1 aint suffered buffered tie BO much with my cars since I 1 got that time with a n private room in doctor Elch endor fers sanitarium and people tins has tile tho nerve to say ashes kind hearted too birsky said 1 I dont suppose that woman wishes them poor wounded soldiers tiny any harm term birsky but I 1 bet she hopes tile tho war would last anyhow through the concert seasons of 1010 17 end 1017 18 yes darsky before these hav war concerted concer td wua pulled oay on i t alie h C 0 only i chance suil i bising ft cl would gouid got to figure in tho the newspapers Is in case the board of fiealt lie posted pasted to the bottom of lie file hat and tile the ear cur Te returned turned to the company upon the present presentation atlon of 0 such number within twenty four hours after tire close of the bazaar and eliat tills this agreement shall apply to and bind the parties hereto oreto li their heirs executors execute rs administrators istra tors successors and assigns yes five thousand people may be taking chances on that olter mobile but the hie company aint you can bet your sweet life well it if tile lie common people was more charitably inclined sald bald there be no nece necessity for bazaars former times people used to was charitable just juat for the ho sake of being charitable the way they figured was that it if they ha be kharl table maybe they would be donabed Jona Tied with a little bad business or they would break a leg boler something but nowadays when everybody knows about cost bookkeeping andree and reckons kons the overlie overhead nil and loading you tool fool business men that way no longor longer H either they want merchandise for their charity like rotten cigars c and other stuff or you must give em cm publicity bayl birsky exclaimed ait it dont liann barill it a business man that 11 his 8 customers should see ills his name down for ten dollars or so in the annual report of tin orphan asylum or a hospital sure I 1 know ogre agreed wol it if a business man gives to charity ho he expects fcc ts to get an order from a custom it Z bevery every time she opens her mouth it goes through a knifed refused to pay any attention to the complaints of the other tenants in her apartment house and t they hey carried tho matter to ft a magistrates court sure I 1 know birsky said bald theres ivanyi many A teller these here benefit concerts thinking of them poor wounded soldiers laying comfortably in hospitals in franco france and has said bold to himself after nil all what la Is it so eo terrible that a teller feller should lose a leg or nn an arm am ain I 1 right or wrong 11 listen cirsky you are talking now ow from concerts said aber the time when you really begin to figure that maybe it if stayed staved in the old country of been n whole lot better oft off even reckoning zeppelina and liquid fire and everything birsky Is when you go once on a war benefit bazaar what somo kind li hearted carted ladles will do in the way of making change for the sake of them poor wounded soldiers would be considered already rough work by a coney island waiter dont I 1 know it cirsky said if tier der libber gott would of took my cifes sister a cousin by the name sirs mrs seriously they would of been obliged to call the police reserves on account she stands it in tile the middle of square gardon garden the lie day before the war bazaar closed and says she eho should never stir from that spot it if it was n five dollor dollar bill I 1 gave her so what could I 1 do I 1 took the cigars she sold me and for a two dollar bill and I 1 assure you znna I 1 would as alicto licto have smoked the change some of alm rough which they sell by tobacco and cigar boothe in war bene fit bazaars nets acts like they were fuses fusei manufactured for the canadian shell committee and tinted to light in thirty sixty and ninety days them cigars ives probably donated by tile lio makers said if a 0 teller feller donates merchandise to a war relief relict bazaar birsky lie ho dont take it so be particular that its good up to date stuff bluff when I 1 was on the donation committee of the fifth grand annual fair of the 1 I 0 st 31 A birsky I 1 thought I 1 done wonders to get a hundred dr c d decks of cards out of the stationery jobber I 1 even bought them from the sporting goods booth myself nt at five dollars for the lot birsky and every dock deck was perfect excepting for a couple of missing high spades lind tho the joker so you could take it from me BIr sicy it if some one donates cigars to a charity bazaar it if they aint exactly fireproof anyhow of slow burning construction and in trying to a boxful you could take oft off n couple pounds tn in weight principally around tho the cheeks even so birsky said a bellel stands a better show to get ahls hi moneys worth by buying articles at bazaars as hy taking chances on things I 1 bet in iny time took chances tit it barbars en everything from otter mobiles down dawn to pianos rind IVI its my opinion tofi that ilmore V fore the company allows the car to bo be rat nt on exhibition tit it the bazaar th donation committee hns has got to exe cx ecula clitis a surety company bond in the amount of the list price of ahn car thol iha the winning number will er and if he gives to war charity ho he expects to get tin order from the kaiser for my part birsky sald said 1 I would a whole lot sooner get nn an order from a customer na as from froin the sef been cause usa it if you should get a black or a white engle eagle difo fis the second class what whai are you going to do with it wear it on the outside of 0 your overcoat I 1 suppose replied and get arrested rested nr for impersonating nn an officer cerl 1 birsky said 1 I would Is as aleve go to the german bazaar and buy dmn vulcanized cigars that aint so foolish neither concluded it if you carry along the exact change copyright new york tribune Trl bunt |