Show NILE AND JUVENILE tile tho conversation nt at a recent dinner tit in washington ashIngton lV turned to tile tho bright sayings of tile rising generation when george P F ll Hur gesa of texas wits reminded of nn nil incident that happened in n public school ono one tiny tire tenc lier ans instructing a class of youngsters lit in geography anti anil to tills this end title told klicin to close their books title lulo she it few questions about lie lesson dolinny Jo linny said she ilip i lip with n bright faced youngster what ts Is tile tho name of the principal river of egypt agypt N tire nile wits tho the easy rejoinder of johnny Jo linny Tl flints ints right returned lie teacher c encouragingly now please give tile ino tile tho ninni of the tit niles smaller Bin iiller tribu barles 11 I 1 Juve lilles miss mary answered johnny Jo linny telegraph A great invention Dingle batz A scientist lins hns invented aliat lint lie calls call a ineck rayl ray that seems destined to till a longfelt long felt Is its object Dingle hatz it will enable tho the peo pie to seo see liow how it candidate can call spend in III getting himself elf elected to fl a 1500 onice tind and yet grow rich on IN deal anticlimax anti climax who Is that shabby old fellow you were talking to just now lies hes ono one of those statistical experts lie can tell you ou liow how triana jnnny stiver dollars it would take to bolt belt the HIP globe wonderful no darful I 1 and lifter after lie tins told a person that lint lie ho usually tries to borrow a quarter CORRECT a t 1 A fall 0 i 11 t my aly dear why to do they call that lint young inan spring Is that ills right namo no mother I 1 named him that beuse obtuse lies so backward As it Is stated new york Is ilia empire state no other one can mate lier her connecticut la Is the nutmeg stat where can we find a gra grater terr A pair of queries tile doctor ilow how can it man be it lawyer and obe obey the commandment thou filial not steal the lawyer how can it ninn man bo be n doctor and ami obey tho the commandment thou not kill I 1 an honest confession stranger inger say can ann I 1 get a divorce on oil the grounds of insanity lawyer possibly it could bo be arranged Is your eife insane stranger no but I 1 must have been crazy alien I 1 married her ashes wearing it now alance li harold arold fear dear I 1 wish you w knock tit at the front door when you call ifor harold 0 ld ti then len how bow I 1 got get 10 in alm aleco ce en enter t or with a ring A clever woman biggs that young widow Is 14 certainly it very clever woman and yet she tins has very little to 16 say mrs airs lugne 4 where her cleverness conics in slie she lends a fool man ilion to believe that sw she thinks lie Is worth listening to ko simple method low how do you make tile tho distinction betge between on popular anti and classic music asked the very young man oil huts easy answered the dispenser of home homegrown grown philosophy ophy its ts popular it if I 1 enjoy it and it its I 1 a classical if I 1 dont her opinion Itus husband band 1 I wonder wiy all tile misers we read about are arc old bachelors wife oil oh married misery arv aro so common they are not worth mentioning the real struggle W what lot queried tho the very young mim Is tle tile real struggle of man kind tho the real struggle of tho the maJOY majority of the species replied tile Shel shelbyville byville sage cage isto get a square meat meal tind then wonder where the next one Is coming from good bosc bois one of these days daya women will play baseball well awell if 1 they ever do my wife will polio aaka ot ona leovell BT all little umpire ANOTHER WARNING 1111 1 J I 1 I 1 jack klios it country girl but bill shua 11 pencil peach fred you want to loot look out for thesis these green peaches feminine preparedness dut a woman in id prepared for almost any old inte fate it bibes dressed in style ete and her hats on straight end of his romance 1 I suppose sup posit said tile angular spin spill sils i gnu gave n hunk of if told cold I 1 it on oil a slice of bread that awl never had it real romance duts dills acro where youse bousso go lame nini im replied the lie hobo 1 I dunst dunst had a sweetheart wot ot auz uz a dond ringer ter youse cusp anti anil did site ho asked lie it i a us its sho helped blin to it of pie no inn tim answered tile lie hobo lit in a n sad mid tono tone when leap year conr come round she elio ased tile ino ter cr marry innery her nil nil an I 1 gunned away from me ine biome such a Mcann meanness essl they were homeward bound from church according to tile ministers tills this morning sald mrs mra knopeck tharo I 1 s to be no marrying or giving in it merrl a ge in heaven do you belie bo ve that well I 1 lieve wo no reason to doubt it answered 1 there must ho he sollie wily to distinguish it from tile other place badly handicapped 1 I your boy Is going away to college next year yes replied leI old mr cobbles were powerful poci ful sorry ter see him go it will bo be a grout great liang thing for him bebby so BO but johns it a mighty poor dancer an tic lie nent no good as an all athlete furthermore more lie audus so much nebout greek nn nil latin im ti feared them college boys bos will pester th life out 0 him no need to worry arent you afraid it to go awny and leave your car standing nt at tile the curb afraid of what vl int somebody inight steal it I 1 it speedy enough for gunmen and bank robbers to n uso lit in milking n getaway and no Is going to steal a car that alint be sold for more than seven dollars cash its ian safe enough 11 mild sarcasm suppose remarked the dilatory youth dutli who had been calling on it a young lady indy with alth clockwork clock ork regularity for nearly two to long weary years that lint I 1 should work myself mi self up to the interrogation point what would mould you yott 1 I would probably respond nn exclamation of surprise replied the pert miss SOUND misfortune PHI what was ni tile matter with that quartet singer llwin met ct with n accident 11 Du accident yes lie he tiled died on oil tile tho base alde splitting tile the spond a amell fortune every your entertaining people 11 are their entertainments ft a success 1 I guess eo BO tho the fashionables fashio nables who go there laugh for after the chumly parties too valuable illow how about alls striding sending eggs ee by parcel post i 0 1 I tent fear it will tempt the cupidity of train robbers robb 11 |