Show all HOPELESS A rather plain spoken friend of mine told me ilia I 1 ought to stand before it mirror occasionally and shado iny tiby ast list 1st tit nt myself simply to keep front ge getting I 1 n g too toil good tin an opinion of myself IM afraid that work in your ease why not youre such a confounded egotist that if you started out hy by slinking shaking your list flat at yourself you would end by shaking blinking hands with yourself preparedness C tilt flip very instant that brown bron was aa married lie he struck baruck ills his father in law for a loan why lid did lie he to do that ills bride lind bad warned earned him that tile tho old mail intended to strike liliu him for one profound ignorance why did you ou give ghe that walter filter n dollar ile he neglected us shattle fully oil I 1 muied to make him feel sorry for the lie wily lie he treated us ua you see bee pul im n student of 0 human nature nin plit pill you know htow something about other hinian beings hut but you ion still lime have a great deal to learn about wait niters proof positive most girls are ara firm believers in thor faith cure notions nations or else elsa gay der deceivers elvers when they use complexion lotions appropriated in full the nnnie naine of your jour child dl DI ball anh 7 lies hes named genral pope jackson via onnin ain I 1 kut but where acre did lie he ret get the title genenie Gen Gene enil rul WP we done name hlin hini after genral tope pope ina ninin ain ise been ills cook to za K years gave mm him a pointer id like to see mr jones said t the he indy caller amr mr jones Is engaged milam replied tile the new office boy fiddlesticks I 1 exclaimed the lady indy iles hes and pat im ills his inife rivalry altow how many servants rants se line have the und 0 ons now nine I 1 believe a rather large establishment yes hut but it will v hardly aie be reduced so long ns its the Tob lles next door have eight A tip for girls wrong for any garl to be abroad by day or night alone A chaperon she aha needs till she can rail call some chap her own HEARD ON THE STREET 1 I g IPA 01 ww z first I 1 arst lk addler you have to get ii n license to sell the frank frankfurth furthers cis second peddler sure first Il eddler and what kind of a you sou call it second Il eddler I 1 dont know but I 1 guess eues i it Is a sort of a dog license the rho late lamented the athletic young man hall had just heen been introduced to the young widow are you tend fond of sports mrs weeds Ve eds lie ho a shed not nt at present she replied but I 1 lined cited to be my bey late husband was vaa one HOW mean mrs airs gusher dont you know my daughter und and I 1 are often mistaken for sisters mrs lira collier downs downa very likely I 1 heard yesterday that your daughter aret T beginning to t lk old and settled spectacular methods methods ds women seem to lit be Iv arning n grent great deal about the ins ills and outs outa of politics 1 I guess lints true said mid air mrs attended conle sibine sort of at comans womans convention last wee week k and abid when she got home battle she dell vend livered tile ho b best es t extemporaneous speech on oil ilia outrageous manner in ili which one olle faction of lady wire julleis bullers manipulated the stean roller that I 1 imie listened to lii fu 1 a day A hopeful attitude it Is said that the new substitute for foi gasoline will considerably reduce tile lie cost of operating till nn automobile that the point that interests nie me most answered the man of modest means no 4 what III ini waiting uniting to see Is whether or not it viii mill make tile ho average cleaning establishment less malodorous the luro lure of a skirt dey tell ell tile mo lilt dat hike blike to do dip got pinched ched last night by a couple a 0 bulls in ili plain clothes salt said frisco sam it auz nil all mikes kes fault how afiz dat he kept on buzzin round a moll mail wot do it bulls had already lumped its as M mikes II 11 L Is go soil A guy in our aint never safe bate ilessie Iles le ashe she scatters ills his affections safety glrst arst ido do you ou suppose nn an tin pre stops to think how flow much joy and sorrow Is created by one gnp of ills decisions 1 I dont think so answered the inveterate vet erate ran fan it seems to me that lie he would bo be too busy trying to mahe decisions that would not bring grent sorrow upon himself very little claret spilled A promoter says prize prizefighting fighting lins has a refined exhibition guess lies right about that said tho the red blooded individual rugs these days talce take such previous piet lous good faro care not to get hurt that there aint nay any more tun full for the spectators LOGIC IN COONTOWN 16 1 6 I 1 I 1 P 19 L its sometimes kind ind 0 hard sambo de battah now to iro tell do de difference between a man mail dats honest because lie w wants ants to be nn an one dats honest I 1 cause lie he aint had a chance to be nut auf till 1111 else wisdom of experience tears remarked the lie sentimental youth tire are w omans faaoi ite w enmons 11 oil I 1 dont know sighed the man with the lie missing hair my ily experience lends tilt me to believe that rolling pins arid and hat irons tire are just as popular und far more effective of an amateur it always makes a young man sick alck and mourn hla his luck when lie he tries to show a now new trick and finds hes stuck why she believed him pretty polly do you bellevo believe he la Is really in earnest Iloine homely ly helen of course I 1 do lie ile says sas lie ho loves me more than life and that lie simply cannot live without me ilia pretty roily polly oh what they till all say Iloine homely ly helen well none of the rest of them ever said it to I 1 me n a not quite clear stranger say Is there a man in ahli vicinity with ono one leg named smith P arnier dunno dew you know th namo name uv ills other leg their happy time are arc bagully and her husband happy 11 II well part of tile tho time part of the time yes when ashes at home and hell he at the tollice 11 the manner of the out 1 I hear that you ou contemplate retiring from politics yes replied senator sorghum it looks as it if I 1 were going to be out and id rather say any I 1 got out than that I 1 was put As A indicated 1 I wonder what la Is tho the matter with nellie this morning said the father she nets acts like one possessed she probably la replied tile the mother 1 I noticed a new ring on her bar flager when she bhe came |