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but the im all out of tooth tercentenary means something wo we are now flow pass passing ilig through a neighborhood which has more culture to tile tho square toot than any other part of 0 town wella everybody ab about 0 tit hero iero I 1 suppose Is a lilg brow yos why tile the people lit in this neighborhood talk about shakespeare as if ito ho boon dead moro more than a iveel simplicity of it speaking with a young lady a gentleman mentioned that lie ho had tailed failed to 0 o keep abreast of tile the scientific ad Yan van coot tho age for instance lie he aid bald 1 I dorti dont know at all how the in electric light Is produced oh it Is very simple said bald tile tho lady Yo you ujust just press a button and tt it appears at orice once christian register edIt cerk do you believe tn lit prepared nasa surel sure I 1 I 1 nover never RO go homo title into without having nn ail nil up oston Il trull tran or mens ly I 1 es tills this lindor ahr says bluit lilt st paul bought Klit hots ill al ono one title line styles well tay wils MS it around baster or elve tion alino BETWEEN STUNTS 4 11 the Sla loton tork bughouse Is in a towering rago rage ile ho says lie ho Is going to sit kill all over tho now freak the glass boater ls Is the fealt worried the skeleton Il hardly ardly lie ho Is the human pincushion A happy thought tommy howmann how many times must I 1 tell tall you to wash your face hut but ma ive just washed it ono one side la Is covered with dirt at tight light na mu it if you will let rae mo play on tho the front veranda ill keep the clean side toward the street the tha flivver boom 11 TI tho to flunt timber ler used to build flivvers may lie all right remarked tile tho oh of of avents and things bu it wt exactly presidential timber thither EXCUSABLE NEGLECT attorney for plaintiff you have te testified stifled that your conduct toward your wife was always affectionate and punctilious now it a fact that you left ott tile couso one morning without kissing her goodby good by ayt who Is defending a separation suit on the ground of cruel artiel and inhuman treatment yes air attorney triumphantly ali ah I 1 thought so now will you tell ua its why you left your wife without kissing her goodby good by clerkins because 1 site eho had just lilt hit me it in tile the mouth with a flatiron and my apparatus was temporarily disabled judge he knew it was there publisher I 1 have read your manuscript and will publish it I 1 believe tho the hook book Is destined to fill a longfelt long felt want author on oil the verge of stai starvation 1 I am glad to hear you say so uy hy the way could you advance me publisher certainly hut but what do you intend it tor for author 1 I nm am anxious to begin filling that longfelt long felt folt want A feeling of doubt of course you cant expect to get education for nothing an said I 1 d farmer corntassel hut but I 1 cant help wondering wondering about what asked his wife whether it was worth losin halt half a days work li 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