Show M AS TO COUPONS Myrtle Father seems impressed impre 8 with your jour talk about coupons 1 have I 1 ave yoa really any george george sure got saved up toward the furniture for or our tittle little oat flat nolle no lie some people deem it policy t to think thin before thov they k III pit it lf it torn some others other did the sain they d bo be silent tor or a week safe are we going anywhere this evening dear WO a love loto la Is anyone likely to come to see us cat 1 I hardly think to eo the weather la Is so agreeable that everybody will be glad to stay at home in that caso case you may pass the scallions call lons pointed mistress well jones I 1 hope we shall get more out of cf the garden this amr wo had bad next to nothing last year jones jonell ar Ay the pla guey pheasants ad most on it last year mistress if you ask me I 1 should say ay it was two legged pheasants r london punch 1 beyond his powers power s you like to be president in normal times I 1 mind it answered the prominent citizen yes 1 I flatter myself that I 1 could assist at the laying of a corner stone atone or the dedication at 0 a monument about as well an the next roan man but id hate to tackle this submarine question om not all wasted energy your candidate seems to be ba making nr a great deal of noise yes yea do you think he will be elected that nit la Is rather hard to may eay but hell probably attract enough attention to set get a tow aw chautauqua engage chenta no cause for alarm athis Itt hla country were to call for vol do you yoa think many men den would rosner res oh yes yea answered the optimistic el 1 I feet feel suro sure so many would respond that those who pretended to be hard of hearing would not be aniss ed easily explained thero there must have hate been a terrible struggle etrue gle said the tha detective 1 I seo see finger prints prenta on ev ertry ery wall and door struggle nothing said tho the head ot of the house we have four children aid and the only place you wout wont find fin ger eer prints la Is on an the ceilings detroit free frea press TELL US I 1 1 A k gentleman should dress in quiet but how bow kin I 1 dress right whoa caa a leeps keeps red and purple pitches patches on en me yea the pessimist is I 1 apt to lo find hia 1113 groans lie he cannot alva cay allay but the iba erica of the lolly current round th the world beday close one var are you asking for or help 11 avent you yon any close yea thais the reason why vm ap 0 ipe allce to you r broin aarn canadas fertil fields I 1 caunday Caun nj ades dae 1915 crop yield ti Is valued at with ast heading the tha iiii at thin 31 0 O t AN iconoclast it everybody were like professor diggs it would bo be impossible for or me to make a speech said the old ali fash toned orator why so sot ile he says caya william tell la is a myth george washington did not cut down that cherry tree nero was not the monster monitor he be Is said to have hare been and cleopatra was too old to bo be more than passably good looking when ahen A hen sho she led mark antony astray similar but different yes remarked the globetrotter ive been every everywhere where seen man many queer sights and had a lot of 0 fun but ive ITO also been in a good many tight places while I 1 have never traveled much rejoined his bis companion ivo ive had bad some borne gay old times been tight in a good many places and have incidentally seen some same mighty peculiar things socially ambitious Di Blond ondine lne girty told me she ebo spent 13 3 for or a city directory drunetta brunetta surely she has haa no particular use for a city direct directory dry thais what I 1 told her what did she say cay to that she said it was worth the money monel to see her name in print any time the she cared to look at lt it youngstown telegram fleeting remarks rankin nankin I 1 understand the audience took a decided dislike to nean Bean brough and his bis lecture last evening yes people began to throw 10 loose ase things at him what did dia he be to do after the talk just made a tew few running corn cam menix youngstown Te telegram legrUm no middle ground you to be willing to tako take loss less than the price you have put on that painting yes replied the artist but ive got to ask a whole lot for it in order to keep people from thinking it worth anything at alt all washington Washing tou evening star OF COURSE eartle why does the eye hav lashes pa pat ills pa because it has a pupil my mj aon one of the wise vii virgins th youns young soft and tow 1 I never loved another then the maid 1 know had a brother mamma was wise young wite tom presented ta mt with a lovely pair of diamond ear car rings his morning her mother indeed 1 11 goudes what hes been up to no getting into society guess ill III have to rig up a middle name declared 1 I never really had one but I 1 gatta have bare on one now why go BO my wife demands one to print on 00 her visiting cards card A woeful work 1 I tup pose poso the he Grab colis reception was waa characterized by the usual ectal tat remarked mrs gadson well no answered mrs 1 I understood soine of the gentlemen to bay thit that mr Crab Grab coln colu have hare a drop in the house got some more lady ot of uia the house I 1 kte give you some gome sandwiches yester yesterdays dayt graap T mp desm but it II doeing tasie take as long to eat your sandwiches as ai it does docs some come peoples blocked b bi her think 1 I 1 once onca thought seriously I 1 of marrying ing for conoy why you then the girt girl in the case did tome some think ina too s pilled I 1 alice it if I 1 told you tt that I 1 inked you yoa dearly that there was no other girl to all the world for me woud you yoa promise to be mine would you mind telling cis cie first whether that la Is a proposal or cr L hy fly question V at the show edith 11 no ci yon wiping conr our eyes when the sorrow ot at sa sarala ra it allx was being aown it ft wn A plo 00 jl turo botton brening transcript |