| Show INDIVIDUALS WHO SHOULD EAT ALONE people were Vere dogs does then thon It would bd bli 11 II I permissible to snap nap and snarl over their rood od or to 11 cat eat In coHen silence It would bo he permissible to cast a damp rr 11 n over the merry merr spirits of or children ut lit table aol ami chill chili chuck check eh ck the tender sympathy of It their mother with their hell happy mood It If people were dogs dORS It would bo ho permissible for or the UIO biggest doe clog do to tho the choicest bits for him himself himself self not caring what becomes of or the thu rest People not being dogs dog but beings supposedly edh civilized tho the dinner hour should be lie for tor nil Idil the tho family the hid happiest freest of ot the tue day All un mild unpleasant pleasant sights sounds Bounds and ways ought to be like a 1 pestilence during that hour Cleanliness light refine reline refinement ment joy and good temper should reign It If one on talks let him hInt toll tell merry or 01 Interesting event of ut tho the day Let nil 1111 wear sear clean garments und and be neatly groomed d then no idO matter what their work Is la Ch cleanliness unO 1111 1111 1 refinement ut at table tabie promote long lone liCe lt und digestion Long IAn ago allO In tho time gloomy age aa of ot dun elsin n a 1 notion somehow got started that people I ople must mu t take their food t lod In nuance perhaps to punish them for fot forthe to the ulna silts III nil they Intel imul committed just pre previous hoi Iou t to ii taking food toad At any rate tin hi frightful old notion got Instilled Into time the heads of or numerous fathers of rauni families lies lIet lu lid their own households hOll hohls they tho Im ha Imposed Imposed posed this frozen silence Unhappily there thor are still sUII found such fathers They file rhe ought to be put Into a n cell celt to ent eat alone Instead of ot being permitted to shed died dyspepsia d upon all around them Out with them Again It Ir people Mple were cats cat II It would to bo permissible for tor or thorn hoot to tu lick tick their paws as nature natu Ie provided that cats should do It the development theory bo hiu true Iu many persons have apparently brought the habit of ot licking their paws now transformed Into lingers down th the corridors of ot time Ume from time the th period when they were wre cats Ignoring the square ol of linen provided for tor civilized man mun to 10 wipe snipe his idle lingers on at ot table these abominable creatures revert to the tle cat cal calor cator cator or monkey type while they feed teed and take tako away the appetite of ot any well wel broil bred peron near them Turn out tide the th distressing person pemon who licks hi idle hili fingers at Ht table Provide n a tall Mall for tor him with the old curmudgeon dill l Joy killer und and let item Ih m alike take nourishment In itt solitude Thon there ther Is I the tide person verson who takes takei medicine nt ut the tho table Usually the nostrum la is I little pills but frequently frequent It Is a powder In plain sight Kight of or oil all tho the world orld sickening to his hilt fellow fellowman moan man and not nM ashamed Is the medicine swallowing w diner dimmer TIle The sensitive In Individual Ind d 1111 ual who ho witnesses the dosing process rolls In his hili Inward parts with nausea but what cares cras c rOB the drug swallower lower loner Out with him el I Put him In Ina Ina ina a stall between the curmudgeon and anti the human cat Above the tho dining eel cell of or each respectively Inscribe their names the Human Cat Ida tha Medicine Swallower tho time Human Dog Do Next we e might have a double cell c II Into It should bo be thrust together sway from trans the time company of ot their tel fel fellow low mon men the person parson who talks about his imi physical aliments ailments at t th the tabe par particularly If It these Include dyspepsia la and time Iho pei person son who quarrels and gets Into Inlo dented discussions while eating 1 Jr If this ibis latter one Is not a II dyspeptic Al III Already already ready he Ime soon will be bl und h ime and ond the tha monster that talks about his ailments aliments at time the dinner table can con fight tight It out to together together together gether Rid of ot these tell fell destroyers of ot human humon peace of Ir mind the tho rest of at time tha world I will be able to 10 dine comfortably I BLADES |
