| Show M I 1 A arake convention the Y M ani and Y L M I 1 A ol of tooele thoele stake will hold their annual convention in tooele thoele sunday september ath all officers bof both associations are requested to be present at all the meetings an invitation is extended to the stake presidency and the bishopric of the different wards the first meeting will be held in the south ward meeting house at 10 a in the afternoon meeting will be held in the high school building at 2 and a public meeting in the evening it Is expected that visitors from the general board at salt like lake city willie present at all the meetings A general invitation is extended to all british woman are at the front doing work back of the die lines so as to relieve more men f or lighting fishtine figh tine they are ka known n 6 as t auxiliary corps they clean and repair auto trucks and airplanes attend clerical duties cook and serve erve food it is said that their presence there to increase the morale of the soldiers and make maev them more contented women who are accepted tor for work ol of this kind must be over IS 18 years of age ae and of high moral character when certain of idle men were seen to gather astound a church in an outlying district lin a thinly settled section of alabama some of the rev denue officers began to 0 o 6 smell a rat and accordingly made an investigation instead ol of a pulpit and other church furnishings the officers found inside a distilling manufacturing whiskey for the thirsty crowd the heat beat is so strong in some of the southern jou thern states that thai the fruit on the trees is being partly cooked and thousands of women and children sleep out on beaches in the east seeking relief ctorn the head the heat going as high as degre degrees oes no go trait of 0 character charae ter sl si nore more valuable 0 than the possession of 0 a good temper home can never be made happy without it I 1 is like mowers lowers fi that spring up in our pathway rei re wing dylag and cheering ui us kind words word a d looks tire are the out ward patience and forbe forbearance aranci are the sentinels sentinel within study to acquire and retain a sweet temper it is more valuable than gold and it captivates more thin than beauty Ca canadas nidas wheat crop this year is so imbed bus eh or SO bushels less than tast last year tear s c rop crop according to a of the dom dominion I 1 alai bureau of statistics compiled from returns of corre correspond spon dents two thousand children have been cultivating war candeni this armmer in in new yorks chiy parks under the direction of mrs sanny fanny G rat pawns sons governor horace graham of 0 vermont has been asked to resign in a resolution adopted by the rep republican allican state slate committee at a special executive session discrepancies amounting to are said to have been found in the accounts account of the governor when lie he was state auditor we bead in the london chronicle 0 of 1781 the follow following toy r to t a ah how 0 W kow how our grand lathers fathers would worry to get the best ol of the bat gin in in those days it says that an attorney in dublin having by invitation dined with his client several days davs pending a suit charged eight pence for tach each attendance abl chih h was allowed by the roaster mister in taxing costs in return for or this the client furnished the roaster master with a bill for the attorneys attorney eating and drinking which the attorney refused to pay the client brought his action and recovered the amount of his charge but he did not long exult in his victory for it a lew few diya days afterwards afterward the attorney lodged an information against him before the commissioner of excise lor for re retailing wine without a license and not being able to controvert the fact to avoid an increase on coasts he submitted to pay the penalty i a great part of which went to thi at attorney torMey as informer A muscular irishman strolled into the civil service examination room where candidates for or the police force are put to a physical tet strip ordered the police surgeon that thai demanded thi uninitiated 1 S get your clothes clochi es off 08 and be buic a bout about it said the doctor I 1 wa jahp arish bwy olsa abed add I 1 t the he doctor to me measure a s ure rr his chest h est nn and ea t to 0 pound his back hop over this bar ordered the doctor the man did his hi bet but landed on his back t now double up your knees fences and touch the hoor floor with your hands he sprawled face lace down downward on the floor ile he was indignant but silent jump under this cold shower ordered the doctor sure funny mutt muttered eyed the applicant now run around the room ten times to test your heart and wind directed the doctor the candidate rebelled ill not ill 1111 single sing single lc asked the doctor surprised sure said the Id irishman all chiq lusting got to do with a marriage license the fact was the irishman hal got into the wrong office |
