Show ar I 1 a ith smiles ates BUSINESS OUS INESS efficiency young nian said tho the village merchant marchant you cant unload any of your substitute stuff on yours truly I 1 know what I 1 want dut but my dear sir air calmly replied tho the knight of tho the sample case im afraid you are not wise to the advantages of at our educational campaign wo we aro are spending halt half a million annually for tho the purpose bf tho the public to buy what we have to sell eoll those wooden shoes shoe bacon 1 I understand france franca makes and weirs wears pairs of at wooden shoes every year benr egbert when they see it a man going down street carrying canning a pair of wooden shoes in ills ble hands I 1 suppose it to la hard to tell it if ties hes going to tho the doctor to have a splinter taken out of at lite hla toot foot or to tho the carpenters to have am halt half toled PEEP AT ROYALTY 11 11 id dd you ever gazo gaze on an royalty just once it cost coat ina 1110 and the chat chap v ho bo held it drew draw t two wo c cards a rd a too alas alai rate fata plays on mortals livers welts anil and keeps them always guessing A chap a good housekeeper picks pick and fand her forte to 1 dressing an amateur roily ilo ile know anything about the little niceties of 0 paying at to lo R girl dolly why I 1 saw BOW film tying your shoes shoestrings polly yes but ho he tied it in a double knot so BO it come coma untied again Judge present chances chance that fellow who butted nto into rne me AS I 1 was trying iii get alaa manalo to i dance with niola a subordinate ate office in the marino c corpa then why you return the butting by the proper maneuver what was waa that ramming the sub marine charge explained judge your charge against the prisoner complainant nur burglary glary ile he state etole 6 5 from me at tile the station judge dul for burglary there them muad be a breaking complainant well your honor ho he took the ova five lie ho broke mo me kept quay busy miss misa bleat 1 I frankly admit I 1 am ain looking for a husband mrs airs guzzler so Bo am 1 I Yellow leat dut I 1 thought you had bad one mrs mra guzzler so I 1 have anti and I 1 spend most moat of 0 my time looking tor for bini audgo ANOTHER GRAFT NIPPED casa cm f e w pi y c to 11 11 1 well how are things comin jocko baal I 1 use usa tor ter be able to knack down a cent or two and send something over to my folks in africa but its all on off now since the boss put this cash register on the organ versatility the pretty trained nurse I 1 engaged made my little boy COURI up a brass brags tack y sheck she cin do even more she sha made a young doctor bt at iott bo hospital spital thea enfin en aged ged to cough up a diamond ring in jail lady philanthropist I 1 am kure want rant not crime brought you ferdl were you not pinched by S loi erty my poor man C wn nobi 1 I 1 WM was pinched by r cop selecting a vest Il lavent you any larger checks T no said eald tho the tailor these are tho the largest I 1 havo have 1 I 1 fear you havo have not a very extensive line of cloth those oro are about as largo large as chocks checks como come in cloth I 1 might possibly maka mak you up a vest out of wonders of nature nature provides declared the editor of tho the palladium Wl iata on your mind mandt tho the horses used to cat tho the grass that grew in our streets when automobiles tomo to blies came caino wo we thought the grass would got the boat best ot of us but the gaw line drip droppings drippings pings kill it off living in hope there to Is nothing annoca mo me more inora than family arguments said mr air hob bob lines ings lut but how on earth can you avoid them asked mr air 1 I cant avoid them on earth carth replied mr bollings Dob Bob lings why I 1 cling botho to the hope of a hereafter their name Is legion little lemuel say bay paw what are ara the three graces paw faith hope and charity son BOU little lemuel and what are the th disgraces paw I 1 I 1 paw law oh they are too numerous to mention A sharp follow fellow the wo ther mans a crafty one on anil and hough we hoed heed him ile ha works work on an such luch a clever plano plan ile ho makes make us ui think we w steil him inefficient efficiency dismiss that now efficiency export thundered tile corporation prest preal dent why queried the managing director ilos iloa insisting that wo we save monor money by not having wracks rather than on tile the wages of swit switchmen ohmen very true there Is ono thing you cannot deny that Is crooked about the medical pro tes te eslon sion and what might that be bot when it cornea comes to a skin ranio game you doctors are gratteri grat WHAT cladi CL aei rt r t w ALL 04 EZ L reginald pierpont pont darling erah er ah what have you in tipped the lied dog bartender Dar tender berbac car y tenderfoot chump you cerl might take the house how do you like built in aurnt turo first rate in tact fact it has on groat advantage advant ago and what Is that installment men cant como come and move mora it out had a substitute mr air why aint yo all allstar flatfoot mr air flat flatfoot foot wo what yo all shoso all ah done got married to ino ina week huh you bet paw knew little lemuel say paw what la is a stag party paw A stag party non con Is one to which tho the little dears deara aro are not admit ted led not paying when tho the doctor had relieved her pain she eho thanked hIm himwich wIth herodes he her royes eyes well I 1 care for that kind of an eye doal deal interested affection some mercenary aik folk oik draw near f and to warble I 1 we IV deeply love cur land so 0 o tr dear because its it lucrative to u us a according to the cards she at tho the wedding the bride looks like a queen hoyes yes and the bridegroom looks like the deuce underwear for father no that aint loud enough I 1 want the loudest underwear ever madel what tor for no one ona ever sees IV it 1 I want it so ao loud that ill bo be ablo able to find tt it mornings when its got my ivines and all the childrens clothes piled on top ot it any old excuse were having agrest a great boom in the salo falo ot of suburban property in chicago PhI cago cald the man from the west 1 I see replied the he now new yorker ir to get out of chicago |