| Show G lk 31 0 D L jo FAVORITE FICTION la Is dr kabold in the audience ile ho la Is wanted immediately by request miss alsa will now favor the kompany with an instrumental solo gentlemen I 1 have tho the pleasure ot at introducing the lion john smith the peoples leopie o choice for next ext governor 1 I smoke occasionally doctor but never nave r t to 6 ex ve a a gentlemen ot of the jury I 1 have perfect confidence that your verdict will be in accordance with the law and the evidence 1 I nave have the best husband in the world but p 1 I shall occupy your attention only pew few CROSSING THE CONTINENT I 1 r it nit r r hodge the porter around dodge scheduled Schedule ii for our trip across the continent hodge schedules ot of what dodge showing in which states it is ie illegal to smoke cigarettes take a drink play cribbage and so BO on I 1 A stage celebrity iter her mind to la not so very quick hut but she sets gets on cause she he can kick suggestive percy I 1 wish to buy some paper I 1 am bashful and am going to propose to a young lady by letter tore guess duesi othro for S hardware store P percy A hardware store clerk yes yea you need sandpaper judge even the bult bull knew the new yo york rk girt girl ope spending ling her vacation in the country flaa complaining pla ining to the farmer about the sav age way tho the bull regarded her well said tho the farmer it must be on account at 0 that red blouse youre wearing dear me said the girl of course I 1 know its awfully out of fashion but I 1 had no idea a country bull would notice iff new york world helping along duets bacon an ohio inventor has baa brought out a laundry machine that bleaches clothing by electricity at the 11 same ame time they are being washed tn in hot water egbert very good so BO far as it goes but what we really need la Is a scheme that wil lallow mother to assist laughter at the piano while the clothes are being washed indeed not yeast yeaby they say a fish aleh never does stop atop growing Crimson beak well it anything on a fish story at that thal I 1 I 1 I 1 ONLY IN DREAMS kind old man but did dd you never feet feel as though like to work tramp once but a couple at 0 min wax afterward af erward I 1 woke up two uses though mcney lant everything As an wise wine men oft declare it makes the prima donna ring arid anil buys the clothes we wa wear are you sure euie that the man you helped to in elect was not at one time connected with a powerful lobby positive Poi Uvo replied farmer Corn cornmon tos sel there never waa visas anything that came up that he bo knew enough about to lobby tor for 41 tinned mrs mra sho has no artistic tai stes mrs mra flatbush chyl look ook atall at all those empty tin cans in tier er back yard not a flower in ono ot lot but this really hipped Hip Med son eald bald the man luan tu lu the automobile stopping to in trant ot of the farm house la is this tha right road to get ville vallet yes yea air an answered the farmelo far mera mero boy how far la Is it train from herel here W well ell sir air it you keep on goow coln I 1 reckon its ita about miles but it if you tur turn a hack back an yo go the othor other wry way it aint moren about two you must have slipped through it without I 1 I 1 beloved the automobile abt starting hi hla machine again and ad turning around I 1 in n the road youre welcome said the barme tar merB b boy oy t wo woman ma nt way can you kou read my thoughts though 7 they were near the cold gray ocean with w ith its eternal pulsation ilia ard ent glance rested her gloko glorious face noo no she bho answered quietly 1 I do not care for or light rending reading A bittern rose roa near them emitting a loud shriek as aa it took wing wine puck i who was waa good mamma tells me yo you hata noti been spanked all day jane said the father upon ills his return homo hoino so youve been a good little girl all day it that it la Is mother who bad baa been angelic all day ladles home journal lacked nerve 1 11 I met jack a few hours ago on his way to to aled there he Is now and by the espres ton clon of his face he got the cold abbul der 11 no I 1 was wait lust just talking with himi him what he got was cold feet scarcity of ExO excitement tipple the T a dogs riot not seem to to ii ba much excitement tor for you birli down here sibyl no fourteen ot of us ua are engaged to tho the hotel clrk clork and the rest rast are waiting for the proprietor who I 1 la ill in bed puck UNIVERSAL discontent 41 ta visitor howa the climate around here farmer I 1 reckon le its party much like other climates it aint much tur fur comfort but bat its mighty coi convenient an reliable as a means of bf ta kin the boarders minds ofin their other troubles tiou blea women and hats you may talk about women ot of their style and all that dut the smaller tho woman the bisger the hat ways of tho the palm church europe Is extending the open hand to us i gotham yes nearly everybody over there wants a tip i Guar guarded qed jane and you annex a single summer engagement at tho the seashore what was the trouble mayme why you never saw a anything ny like it itt all th the really eligible boys brought their mothers along to take care cara of them efiem just what did she mean miss maberly berly how iong ion were you in attendance on mrs smith before eho sh e died young if at D fourteen months i miss me the old lady must have bad wonderful vital vitality puck consistent that woman Is an expert in n the art of small talk I 1 yes replied miss cayenne she aha Is ie a consistent consla tont bargain hunter she wont even exchange ideas unless ehe has the best beat of the trade in the she class 1 aeo by this paper that k ships life to la 25 years jill well you know tho the other sheb never go beyond 28 years both brave 1 I dont believe there are germs in kisses said the young man tor for that you may have a kiss said the girl nor do I 1 believe thorn there are bacteria la in ice cream then it was vaa his move getting together Church ma This paper says baya the asis cage oaten eaten la in this country la in th course of ft a year would encircle chii th earth moro morel than six alm times S gotham that la in to say bay they would link the earth |
