Show the way out the trouble to ta said wilkins OB as he talked the matter over with hla his coun sel el that in the excitement of the moment I 1 admitted that I 1 had been going too fast and paying any Lt to the road just before the toll collision islon im afraid that admission Is going to prova costly dont worry about that bald hla his lawyer ill bring seven witnesses it nesses to testify that they believe you under ander oath Ilar harpers pers weekly not that kind t Afa manager nager sly my doar dear sir air there la Is one on trave drawback in your play playwright what Is it air manager the villain charges the poor widow per rent cent on his loan to her on her humble little home now it la is the unwritten managerial law that all plays must have human interest the whole truth algernon am I 1 the first woman you have ever loved not exactly I 1 was in love with my teacher at ten and with a circus rider at twelve but you are the first girl I 1 have ever asked to marry me my dear hit his objection prisoner at the bar I 1 find you have been sentenced to prison twice before what have you to say why I 1 should not send you there again 1 I 1 urge your bo honor northe the generally accepted feeling agal against fist a third term his gain patient a sportsman who has been badly peppered but hang bang it all doctor docter since the accident ive gained two doctor ah but you forget the amount of shot you received in your back tattler A kick the matter hiram 1 I thought the agricultural department was run in the interests of the american farmer well aint it 1 I wrote em am for some literature to help me get summers summer boarders but they had nothing of the kind in stock AN HEIRESS LOST cz it howell ilas has your auto automobile mobil cost you much powell about fifty thousand dollars T howell what do you mean powell I 1 was wai engaged to a girl who was worth that amount and I 1 took her for or stride ide find and the blamed thing thine broke down dow and she had to walk five miles and the next day she sent me a letter breaking the engagement hard lines ys ya poe poeta ts life could not be worse wor nobody wants to buy hla his verse verae A household hint young wife sobbing george treated me awful mean ile he he promised to give me a machine for my birthday and it it came home today liar her mother then aben what are you crying about 1 young wife its a its a washing machine decidedly handicapped aunt nancy think of stud shudyin yin to he bo a doctor eh dont you do it young man why not aunty aulty aunt nancy you cant git no practice till ye git married an ye c cant an att married till ye git practice thata why being philosophical so you find the fountain of perpetual youth no replied pon ponce ce do leon leoa dut but I 1 bont care A mau man ought to get over wearing hair and saying rah rab la alil r soma lomo time in hla his life the pact fact in the case cage from thomay ohp way the stories of soma of those old bore heroes of the day of chivalry ry read it must have been a sort of h holiday 0 it feat for them to an 0 opponent P well it t was waa taking a krisht ott on it his HI feat that steeplejack steep lejack did a paradoxical thing in fastening the weather lignal on cm th 3 chirch steeple what was wall itt t I 1 lie he was successful Bucce tul in a vans van fit et bopf THE NOBLENESS OF GEORGE come dear you must cheer up your our husband has been dead for near ly y a year now it Is time you were be ginning inning to take an interest la in things gain again oh I 1 never can do that poor george ceorge was so brave so good yes yea I 1 know but dont you think you ou owe it to the living to try to look on n the bright side of life again 1 I suppose it la Is my duty t do so BO still I 1 feel 8 eo 0 deeply indebted to my poor loor husband that I 1 cant think of beag tug gay and lighthearted light hearted you dont know now the depth of his goodness oh yes I 1 think I 1 do everybody who knew him knew that ha be was lion ben arable and high minded and a thorough gentleman ent leman dut but he wa more than that he ha was vas two months younger than 1 I and he ie never told anybody WOULD HAVE NO CHANCE 1 1 I have just been reading an interesting article the last words of 0 great men were they married men that got to do with it oh then never have had a chance to get in tho the last word I 1 looking forward I 1 know a man in our town who hopes some day to make a pile of 0 money and hla his wife declares that when he does live in ityl qualified for it are those people as good at the ascent of the mountains as they pretend to be 1 I suppose so BO prom from the way they are tagging on to the society folks here one can see ee they are born climbers A 1910 model so diffely took you out in bit big car yes did you have a rattling good timer time T thata That fi it exactly I 1 thought tbt th blamed machine would rattle to pieces before wo we got back in a crowded restaurant harold who has been earnestly watching gentleman evidently enjoying his luncheon I 1 say mother I 1 do hope wellmet well get a seat soon that mans man making me feet feel frightfully hungry punch pardonable gentleman see herel im not going to pay any such rate as you charge do you think im a tool cabman apologetically what else could I 1 think sir air when you took a cab instead of a street car cart A hardy swain why do you refuse me a kiss kisses may convey gerasi explained the girl that scare me I 1 always lick your slate for you when we went to school THE CAT GOT HER 1 1 JA 0 first mouse where Is your si sterl second monse dont ask me doo doe hoo too boo hoo boo go ask the cat B behold him behold I 1 h he a ba ballad ad master on in tote hoad 1 a curt curl it lies just juit a po tater er and sings the working girl 0 A time limit I 1 ill never say oh yen yea you will when your hill hall begraz to turn gray tho the incongruity the tha contest of that will in ie a va ver ry blyly proceeding and yot it Is ft dead larue |