Show THE ROYAL mi mrs twitters Twit little dissertation on mothers joy in preparing the great dinner she bhe seem to take a very enthusiastic thusia view of the matter but there was a r reason rason ason for her well expressed grouch ES maam kwam said mrs airs dump weather the mince pie Is y YES loaded and the deadly conflict between peace and comfort on one side aide and pala pain and pepsin on the other Is about to be performed the coming thursday will vill witness our great epicurean festival which might bo be technically termed the royal gorgo ak im not specially n to listening g to any sentimental ravings about the day said eald mrs twitter with her usual susi suspicious clous and refrigerated t tone one of voice its put in the calendar to pester us all autumn brings us every kind of a misery it can pick up and lug home after which we are cord cordially laZy invited incited to gather together and be thankful day like matrimony Is a good joke you pawn ane family jewels to send the kid child to ta an expensive school blow one one you cak cavern arn into the recas recesses ai of a dor dar cot clothes fies closet and disinter your furs urs they chaj are sonie somewhat what deader than they were ever dead before in fact they are not fur at ill alcha ha hat fiat they are merely skin what has liis been swat two the tha first cold day blows in and the radiator of the motor car freezes up sneezes once and calmly expires slam three grand opera stars collect but father cant so you ou donl go to the apera opera grief tour four we are certainly drifting tar far a way away from froth the sweet and gentle spirit of holidays said bald mrs Bump weather the good old days are dead and wh why are they good USK asked el mrs airs twitter they are good because they are old and be because causer they are dead cant you hear bear our great grand t for weeks she made mince pie mothers scoffing about new ideas and all that dont you kou suppose suppose they were roaring about the dear old times that had bad passed up to date though you are my lamb with your silt alit skirt and rubber buttons fi ra your tango shoe boies eole gloHr 3 abi chan n strap on your little boni bonnet bonifer fei ind and your our own interpretation of at the castle walk even you sou mylove my love will some time belong to the good old times even thus agreed sirs afro dump bump ireather re athor even so 60 ITIs truth I 1 vow bit I 1 shall belong to my own 01 old ld times shall not be classed with my y old time I 1 ballUe ep olive live with the th elixir of the present mome moment nt do you know knor I 1 think our thanksgiving days are really much nicer than those old ones I 1 cant seo see anything particularly roaring jolly about exploring to church through alyee abree feet of snow and meeting a flap gent carrying a wild turkey all the thanksgiving pictures are like that but continued mrs twitter do they ever tell about dear and what sort of a time she had for weeks she made mince meat and stewed pumpkins and during the sum mer mar she sweltered sheltered ered over the fire to make the jelly icily imagine the thankfulness la in her heart when she bho saw v whole hole days of hard work gobbled up at one meal I low ilow charming to have all the little folk around the house yes maam but what about sweeping up tho the mud tracks afterwards and plucking raisin seeds off the best hair cloth furniture f ta IV cold clotha cloths on her brow and washing up the tha tons ions of dishes mother leiher did not sit before the fireplace and tell stories sho she was putting little cotton blankets on her burnt thumbs for foi basting a turkey s peri perilous loud business let me tell you ilow how jolly it was to crack nuts too but where was waa mother oh she was busy sonie some where yes we recollect no now sh who wa putting a cold cloan on her Ler throb bing brow she had bad to pull herself to gether ge therso so asto have strength enough to beavo servo a bit of supper afterward tho the didat have the movies then to furnish them with recreation said mrs Bump weather or theaters or tango dances visiting and eating were about tho best beat they could do and after all more fun than anything else also give me time to get up a good old fashioned dinner and I 1 can have tho the biggest spread of my sweet mid dle aged life compare such a meal to anything you can get downtown or at any country club my bly child at theres therea nothing equal to it and it Is really a lark to cook it BlI blathers blithers remark remarked td mrs afro Twit mrs Bump Dump weather said aalde nothing as if sho she meant it niU 1111 hers exclaimed mrs airs twitter again mrs Bump weather slipped her bar hand band through mrs arm youre tired little one said she when the enthusiasm gets out ot of your system its a sure sign that some other less pleasant microbe has baa crept in you cant afford to let yourself slip away like that youve got to keep holding on and feeling keen about hu man events and being interested it youre mending a pair of your old mans trousers or picking tha roast beef bones for hash come coma and e t your thanksgiving dinner with me wont you honey T mrs twitter wriggled about in a naive shy twist supposedly to sightly inexpressible joy i what for did I 1 do all that falkl asked she little tommy tucker sang for his supper but id rather growl for raine mine 11 and she said it without the tha show of oc shame |