| Show IT IS RUMORED that out our dope under this heading last week was well received by the he boys and girls of bf tofele tooele that many of tile the random hits struck in more places than one that they say fay keep keel it up ill it la Is jolly good reading that wo we had no idea that any ally fool ignoramus was entertaining the fool idea dea of a bodycot on oil a newspaper hut but it it seema our little shot struck home to a pinhead merchant lit in plat 0 and he secured the services of a woodenheaded wooden headed engineer to help him out 1 hut t they were paralyzed when lite I 1 they lead ead r the squib about their futile e attempt and the engineer la Is sidetracked sidetrack track td and pinhead still drives his boes tile the mules that toola fools jump in where angels fear to tread that plat C should have a depre benta tentative tive lit in the city council it they can call produce one who 11 Is worthy ot of that honor hut lit dont propose a wooden head 11 that wo we are just beginning to io understand der stand something ot of tooele thoele politics t cs 1 that wo no will be in the ganin game as an modestly mode atly it aa we can call when the bani cam balg 1 opens tit that it we have hao a mixture of scotch cotch 5 irish Eng english lisit and welsh lit in our blood but the irish predominates and show us its the man mail who dare are tread trad on oil the tall of our coat that we feel sometimes to eccli exclaim alln with out our cousin patrick alio will he be friendly tri endly enough to be our enemy for a minu ate that we can take oft off our bifocals anytime to savo the other fellow a fine of fifty dollars dollar 4 that tile the above Is all nonsense but gome of you ou will see tile the grain of I 1 common oin horse sense lit in it and nil the other fellow will feel fee like a I 1 fool that lie I 1 is 8 that some angel like toni tom kearns 11 may ay fall all into our arms some settle lay day and fie 1 e our savior that hoffman offman II has bought a house biou o tind store on oil broadway Uro adway south of tile the track nil and will shortly move nto ato it that wo we are not hot ossified and any of our renders readers who are had lest best not follow folio us for we are goina to lead tile the game of pr progression I 1 og in toselo county that we have po no litno hmo to waste on oollah old fos fossick silk that we will be the champion ot of c very every progressive citizen whether lie he resides on the north last east south or west side of beautiful tooele thoele that our office will be lit in west tooele and our factory in ili east too elo ele and wo we shall work for the interests of every inhabitant of tooele county first hi st last and all the time that no individual or firm lias has any strings on us its that the fire laddies of east and west tooele thoele will be p photographed hoto graphed at their respective fire stations by andrup andru the photographer and we shall publish the halftone exit cut in our pioneer day special that it requires brains to conduct nn up to the second newspaper anil and wo we aro are i a 1 fish 1 eater that Grants grantsville ville Is to have a full rage department in this paper very 1 soon ani and the times may be I 1 issued s sued I 1 twice a week that lincoln la Is a live lipto lip up to date town an and the citizens recognize the rood good of a live up to the minute newspaper that our correspondents there show heir great Int interest crest by sending ni us every week an all interesting letter which WB ve appreciate highly atiat dad butler of the tha royal cafe on main street next door to the furniture etore elore tel set up a rattling good 50 cent chicken dinner for 25 cents centa last sunday at the open liiK or of ills his and every bit or of those c hick esus was devoured by the hungry crowd ourse ourselves ives included i that his restaurant la Is a success from the start and lie he will give thoa chicken dinners every sunday for 35 3 cents eliat some rome tit in hla his line file orp arc jealous of its his success that their day for extorting high prices is at nn an end that dad will pire you yon a good cup CHI of coffee and it a piece of cake for 10 cents nil all the time his arices never vary that sid ald of the success market has notice noticeable abre wrinkles on his race face anti anil when lie smiles one more is adfle added will it ever c conic oft off no never poor sid that phil aljet demonstrated to a certain party tills this week who was the gentleman that discretion is the better flat pait t of valor so ao the other fellow thought though tl ulerv hen h IK ran iway away from phil |
