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Show WHO GETSMOST FROM LIFE? HE BROKE The Cruel Misunderstanding Disrupts Matrimonial Plans of Count and Chicago Girl. Man WR6 ''Lives Like an Who Lives Lika Gobd Fellow? on hoffi Oh, nervy Ford. - Don't go harping on t.iat. You are pure New England stock. Joe Garland is half Kanaka. Your blood is thin His is warm. I.iSa Is one thing to you, another thing to him. lie laughs and slags and- dances through life, genial, unselfish, childlike, everybodys friend. . You :o through life like a a friend perambulatin' prayer-wheeof nobody but the righteous, and the righteous nro those who agree with whrt Is right. And after all you who shall say? You live like an anchorite, joe Garland lives like a good fellow.,' Who 'has extracted the most from We are paid to live you know. , vlien the wages are too meager we t'wow up the job, which Is the cause, lelievo me of all rational suicide. ,"'e Garland would starve to death on the w ages you get from life. Y'oif see, he is made differently. So would you 6tarve on his wages, which are singing, and love - l, as-t- o 11 the Lust if you will pardon ma, was interruption. Doctor Jvennedy sm led. Love, to you, is a word of four letters and a definition which you have extracted from the dictionary. But love, reel love, dewy and palpitant and lender, you do not Know. If God made you and me, and men and women, believe me, he made love, too. But to come back. Its about time you quit hounding Joe Garland. It is not worthy of you, and it is cowarcly. The thiDg for you to do is to reach out and lend him a hand. Jack London, in Pacific Monthly. PAT GOES OFF THE PAYROLL Foreman Recital of Irishman Recklessness Is Interrupted and His Agitation Calmed. A works foreman of mine, who Lad been employed as assistant superintendent in another dynamite factory, told me the following story: He one day intercepted an Irish laborer, who was taking a barrel, which had been used fof" settling nitroglycerin, down to the soda dry bouse, 'with the intention of filling it with hot . nitrate of soda from the drying-pans- . The foreman scolded Pfit roundly and tfcld him that, should he do such a reckless thing again, he would be instantly discharged. The foreman then went to the superintendents office and reported the mat- THE ENGAGEMENT The sudden deah in New York of the traction Sir Clifton Robinson, king, was being discussed in a New York club. Sir Clifton Robinson, said a New York man, bunt miles and miles of He street railways In this country. He especially liked this country. liked our young men. I once heard him say that our that young men were not mercenary it was practically unknown for an American young man to marry for Rut a young foreigner, he demoney. clared, would marry his grandmother if there was a hundred a year in It. "A Chicago woman on a liner, he said, once remarked: Yes, Mabel was engaged to be married to a handsome joung count she met in Budapest last summer; hut there was a cruel misunderstanding " 'Indeed, how was that?" asked other woman. 'The count, was the reply, derstood her father wa3 a anun- Talent-Appreciate- District' Court- - will be held in The concert given on Thursdaj Tooele Mondey, March 20, Judge March, 9, under the auspices 'of the Lewis presiding. I. A., of Tooele, was highly appreciated hy thelarge audience in M. It vas the ittcndance. Encouragement. you ba despondent?" asked the poets friend. Why shouldnt I be despondent?" I've been trying to the poet replied. I add a bit of cheer to the worffi. have written some things that m-- n who ought to know have said were sublime. I have endeavored te de- scribe t' i beauties of nature, to spread the gospel of brotherhood, to teach kindness and goodness and hopefulness. But the people persist dein Ignoring me; the publishers cline to accept my poems; my genius is unrecognized; 1 am left to starve In my attic. A hundred Cheer up, old man. now from your poems may be years Illustrated by some artist who will get 500 for each of the pictures. Why should Take Kaiser to Task. O Carroll, the chile parlor man, is' an artist in his profession. The display is his window of the good things to eat cannot be beaten by any Salt Lake time fimt classical music had been heard n Tooele. The concert consisted Uch f .several los. Mr. Restau'-anteur- duetts, quartettes and R. CE. DAVIS, .ally good and elicited marked appreciation, as did the soprano of Mrs. John Ilenry Dimmitt. The instrumental music by Miss Hyde, harpist, and Miss White, violinist, leeeived marked applause. Miss White will go to Paris this spring for . Hands tenor was'espec DENT ST I Specialist ' in and Crown Gold Work Bridge Tooele. Utah, North Main St. study. L. L. BAKER, fj The St. Patricks bait given by Attorney at Law. the Smeltermens Union was a Conveyancing, Fire Insurance grand social event and was enjoyed ' Fidelity Bonds. by hundreds of Tooeles beaux and belles. The pretty programes were Vowles A Evans Bldg., Tooele priutad hy the Times press. - - Emperor William of Germany 'is In receipt of a singular petition forwarded to Berlin by the' Passaic (N. J.) Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. It calls attention to the fact that in the fine equestrian statue of your majesty erected at the entrance to the new railway bridge at horse is Cologne the tail of the docked. The petition sets forth that your majesty .is' no doubt aware that the docking of the horses tall constitutes one of the worst cruelties ter. on a dumb beast. It adds: In the meantime, Patrick, utterly practiced In our humble opinion it would bs Ignoring the Injunction, simply waited a mistake to leave the statue In its for thfe foreman to disappear, then A beautiful long tall With the present form. proceeded to the In the place of the be might put barrel and began tq fill it with the stump. Suclj an alteration would not hot nitrate of soda- add much to the beauty of the .Over In the, superintendents office only would also stop adverse statue, the foreman had Just completed his criticismbut your majestys regarding narration of the incident, when thero feelings toward a , humane cause. was a thunderous report and a crash The has not yet replied to of glass. Then Pats booted foot the emperor petition. landed on the office floor between them. The superintendent dryly .reNew Style In Names. marked: Calm your agitation Pat Is discharged!" Hudson already Rev. Dr. Henry van Dyke urges Maxim in Adventure. patriotic Americans to name their children after the states and the nation. Ho commends, in this respect, the South Americans, who use ColumBreaking Up Soil With Powder. It doesn't take long to tear an acre bia, America and many attractive to pieces with the powder system now Latin derivatives of famous names being used in adobe lands. A demon connected with the history of the The president of Btratlon a few days ago on the college western world. farm .showed how thoroughly the Ecuador has three daughters, and the ground was broken up. Whether the they are called America; Quita,Ecuaof of the Is city capital to feminine successful to still be la process be proved. E. R. Anhast has charge dor, and Castilla, after the ancient In race from wh'ch the Latins are proud of the work now being done. Years ago to derive their origin. an Mr. orcharu to for be used ground Anhast had holes bored 196 to the Alabama, Mississippi, Missouri, Inacre 15 feet apart. The charges put diana and other euphonious names into these, were connected with wires. were popular for girls. ANow such a decline of Three rows about twelve or fifteen name seldomandis heard. state pride, thinks patriotism Doctor van Dyke. Worries of Modern Life. not drink we must Nowadays spirits nor-.sa- t meat; we must not smoke; s.uanqijag the ajr'bf cities is poisonous, the akr of the country too strong; the light uj uojos uosdmoqx jsoujih snooj Xm jnd qoiqw ruins our eyes and the noise racks our jo jno emu v 11 12UOI ooj paxoad nerves; shaking hands is a means of 'SpjBX 91 XUO SBAX i.nmjauBS pjBi-o- z oqi collecting microbes and kissing is pure ejumpse bbai Uj aq suicide. Life is indeed growing dull juqj pexxoiis duiu jq3ll Xbaib paqsup noqiusa eqx Xq pan and difficult. Madrid DIario. dn poojs axou I sniuj eq rb pesn mail bag 3ujabh jeqjouB eui 8uAi3 POPES ub3b u.wop Xbj neqj puj.w eqj pepj His Holiness Gets Greater Number of esai eq lonq eqj pouuBB bjouibo eqj jo ipip eqi spjBX 0Z 1 pBul Missives Than Any King or pse j euo aqj oj Xba Xm pDipeus Executive, fliu b sb jvg ueqj IjoqsdBus w apuia If one were asked to speculate as to pus pug eqj o peiM.B.13 I 'spjBX 0Z the sovereign whose dally mail bag aeqjouB Itniq rnojj spjwX OS eSBqjsq was the greatest one would hazard jo ynj sbjs eaeqj Ipusq uj jetniXy oj lannBqo eqj the kaiser. But no. Then most will 'popuBj j say It ought to be. On on unim- rj puBjsj ub no pajaaddu seqouBuq jo oSjbi RBnsnun uy UAvop 8uj peachable authority of a Paris con- jfBjjB X noqpiBo b jo stuoq aqj s,jj leeaj temporary we learn that the pope is Aouq noX eeij the recipient of the greatest number w ,osj jj ii&Ai Xipej-iem noX ueq.s. Xjjunoo sjqj nj of missives. The mail of his holiness consists noqjo eqj Buddus on the average of 23,000 letters, newsLobsters Washed Ashore In Storm. papers, etc. To go through this mass During the recent storm, which was 35 secretaries are kept employed. worst that has swept the New the The president of the United States Brunswick coast in a number of years, receives nearly 1,000 letters daily and thousands of lobsters of all sizes have about 4,000 journals and books. been washed ashore on the North The kaisers mail consists of 4,000 Beach at Rexton. For a distance of letters and frequently the same num- several hundred yards a reef was ber of books and papers. Our king, formed on the shore of ail sorts of fish. we learn, is favored with 1,000 letters an immense quantity of rock a day and over 2,000 newspapers and Including eels as well as lobsters, which fishbooks. ermen say are more than all the traps The czar is not overworked in this would secure In a season. respect for a sovereign, his majestys Thousands of birds of the sea were mail being given at 650 letters, etc., on the beach eating the soft part of per day. The kings of Italy and the lobsters and leaving only the claws, Spain have to deal with about 200 which were strewn about In all diletters each. rections. Although theie have been Queen Wilhelmlna is still more fa- many severe storms here In the past, vored with 150 letters, etc. But Pres- no one recalls an event of this kind. ident "allieres is still more fortunate, A great many hive visited the beach for wo are told that he receives few to watch the gulls and other birds letterr and hardly any papers. Lon- ravenously erjoying the feast for them. don Q.obe. Lewiston Journal and City. - I0 I Services at the Methodist Church aa follows: Preaching every Sun. at 7:30 p m. Sunday School at 11 a m., and Dr. L. A. McBride DENTIST OFFICE prayer meeting every Wed. at 7:30 p m. A cordial invitation is extended X 5" BUILDING BANK IN Utah Tooele to all. T P-- Cook WILLIAM S. MARKS, Pastor The It. M. Tooele City, Utah. ounty Attorney. r n Tooele News Store. ss COLONIST Attorney at Law. . B. Telephone Co. has a force of men on the ground reconstructing the exchange. About 11,000 feet of cable will be put in during the next 30 dayfc and the' lines will be in first-clashape. It will cost about $4,500 to make the repairs. J 'J Hews, Confectionery, Stationery EVERYTHING FRESH AND STRICTLY UP T0CAT1 AG E NTS FO R Singer Sewing Machines RATES. San Jose, San Fresno and other. Diggo, Imperial, CALIFORNIA points via SALT LAKE ROUTE. Tickets on sale March 10th to April 10th, inclusive. See local agent for further information, or address J . H. Manderfield, A. G. P. A, 169 S. Main St., Salt Lake City, Utah. To San Francisco, Tooele County. hJt CARD EMPORIUM TOOELE POST PICKLE BROS . South Main St. Tooele, Utah. lOOOOOOOoOeOOOtXVOOoOOOOOOOOOOOO J i ES3 3 dry-hous- e heavy" d. S' ! Dont Depend Man- - On Any ; ' i .1 '. q r For Your Bally Existence, 4 i, Up in Id&ho'are thousands of acres of fertile land still open for settlement under various Government and private canal enterprises. It is rapidly being taken up and at this rate in a very fewvyears every available acre of land will be owned by some qne and to secure land then will mean the payment of a good bonus to those who took it up when it was to be had AT LOW PRICES AND PAYRIEOTS eui3 . YouKnow that Land Ownership Means Eventual N EASY Independence YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE A WAGE EARNER ALWAYS. MUCH BETTER BE A WAGE MAKER Get some Land. Anywhere from 40 to 160 Acres. Payments are Easy Now and there is a Lot of Land open to choice. This Will Not Always Be Descriptive Literature Furnished on Application to D, E, BURLEY, Gen. Pass. Agt. SHORT LINE . R. R. o SALT LAKE CITY 'm$4t&f t ' G p |