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Show A "I ree here a musical co nedy has a ehorus u' girls called 'The Runaway Crew. "Just To Manufacture Radium. The Erst company In the world to Tidertake the production of radium in is building a labora- i nrnciL.ii' One f Many. I dont like that woman who iy moved In the flat across the hIl," said Mis i'ppson. "I believe she is Person-- , Pn-d's- ns n sailinr under false colors. so. "Will, thuts what the majority vo:..lu do, rejoined I'n ,i 3. ?t3 eunced at his wifes "Judging from the cothes they dont Wear they ought to run away and Wide. of v- --T? V , t'i ' ' W - - ' lieve. ' . Jk ; .4 S' a - jy ! Sflr t i! . Me tt W . w . L .V t cj EXPARiCNCr -'a., ovrs v 1 trrvr.s t4S Tc The Drawback. Miss Pert There is one had thing about these chic Chanticleer fashion affects Miss Smart Whats that? Miss Pert They wont be left to us young girls. All the old hens will be wearing them. 't Muu c- that a photographers camera the ia haid on a persons clothes? Tagon. I never had such an idea, papa The Idea! Then how Is it that you a! way. wear as few clothes as th law allows when you have your jiciuie taken?" Yes, answered the woman who was carrying an armful of wood. "John has only two r- rets in life. One lb that be has to w ike up to eat, an the Other is that he has to quit ratin to ibViJ. COWS OF SUCKING Oklahoma Dairyman Has Sure and Simple Method Animal Can Eat and Drink as Usual. fBv J DENISON. C. ' Egs. g nickly pulled out for use the top the back is likely to come oft. Moreover, the constant pressure. If too great, will loosen the whole back In time and the friction In putting pon and taking from anduy Magazm y reasonable amount of lateral pressure PLANT THRIVES ON FLIES Is necessary. If placed on the shelves too loosely the leaves tend to open Little Weed, Grown in England, Helps and admit dust, dampness and consein Work of Homes Ridding mildew. In the case of heavv quent of Pert. volumes the weight of the leaves will be found resting on the shelves if In England theie grows a little the books placed too loosely. This to like'v to make the backs plant known concave. aa sundew. is but an inconspicuBadly painted s lves are another ous weed, andIt vet litem y and sciensource of injuiy to books Care tific honors have been heaped upon It. should be taken when paint or varThe leaf Is round and flat, and is nish Is c'-- i! that the surface i? per. fectlv errooth, hard and dry when the covtied by a number of sninl red glands, which act as the attractive books are out fn place and that the to the misguided inpurface will remain so durlnv varia- advertisement sects, Their knobby ends are covered tion of tcmocrcture or humidifv. The Hous-- rennttful. yith a glutinous secretion which isteis like honey in the Ftmiib md so gains for the plant Its cornu on c i - i r h name. Hut the momrr hapj m fiv, attracted by hopes of n or nectar, settles nuietly in its mid--tit t, on hospitable thoughts intent, in' viscid liquid bnhis him tight ln.mcdi-atelv- , and clogs hu, legs and vj ;s, 1 that he is snared exactly as a sparrow is snared in birdlime Then the leaf closes over him slow-'- v hut Rinel-- , and crushes hi i by folding its edges Inward gradually toward the center. The flv oftec 1 t', ! , ' ' " aa 11 1 V 1 il r . ; wi .n - 5': to t." active leal . ea Rt ' a th .1 rn jy tnetnirv. These s'-- arc far ioncf to ip . 'tne i,i 1 Circe :lri, fhp period j trough apart to mistake 'he Lorn- - I n ( dint is a uu.-- , O'h .til a s,.-ea- of ..bout, an iucu and ih' lrvi k - ... mg ' vD.b-- Il Oi ( : 't ' r..tvv . J V H , II f - atr U.o, P. E St I'll-lH- c TOOELE UTAH .tK.i a Ljet 2 acquainted with our prices ceicnc. Ccrncr Broadway and Utah Avenue. it:KlipA Ml llltf 1 HI mill V-'- rj New Building; New Appliances 1 A V, Filipps, Supt. Tooele Tailoring "Go. mill " ; ; " e J va 0 ij. W IW ."VOo Ww -- 'i,- l i EA;!S;3 Li 'Ll USES I II1 TOOELE COUIvTi'STATE BAM j TDDELE, UTAH. n dBertisirg pates fi h '' GVvr ;?fjT:V-kU' wy- - a. t:C v iv u? fi I i mRthufJb ' VISTANT j coMMissioMEdor U. 3: -- m Cranch Kc B.t; FORTY YeARS PATtNT FStreet N Washington, 3 IN pRAC-- 1 If W, . d.c. 4 nc Reissues. and Attorneys Counsellors fT -- Bor locals in local column, 10 cents per line tor 1st insertion. 7 cents subsequent. Bcatler, with heads, 7 cents 1st insertion; 5 cents subsequent. 1-- Foheign Patents Caveats ? Wm. 618 ll Mechanical Exper- - 2 Wf PRACTICEIN ALL U. S. COURTS. f fV a I FEES REASONABLE AND best ADVICE ALWAYS GIVEN. RIG,',; OF ALL INTERESTS. EXCEPT THAT OF CLIENTS. BUSINrSS CONDUCTED UPON HIGHEST; PROFESSIONAL FLA' UNDER PERSONAL SUPERVISION OFMR. GREELEY AND MR. ; . ALL LETTERS OF INQUIRY ANSWERED PROMPTLY ON DAY O? "GREELEY A 13' vV br ,n REE. M'-- 1' ' SSte Press Associ n INFORMATION' AND ADVICE'FREELY.GIVEN, OUR. BOOK.. ENTITLED ,v fH lie rrr MWS'vW CL ion woljk ! IT r b i - fmi) gr hit oty. JS 'lciim. Iwilc-r--, ':i"c,Broa:,w6ftteVcrk C. Wasbiuu-uu- , 'll! u.i of Br. J, v . 08 If wroVly. in n il. J Cl mnntl.j, tL yj1 ibyi.A loir Work Guaranteed doors gas! oi h-leaved, i we nwiitrtv.ifW.idBfe-tSft-- reddis- e ' nly nny TIMES S Our stock wi II be only the latest. No old nor shelf worn goods. the shelf mars the other hand, a 'I- Jfisstfitan. Ultntv1 ' TOOELE BEKEPiL HOSPITAL 11 rf t Seats look it over, and as they-wil- l reach Women as Smugglers. Smuggling never will go out of fashion among women until some sort of odium shall attacli to this form of In some instances lines of impressive magnitude have been imposed, but in each case upon offenders rich enough to pay them without em barrassnient. There are feminine travelers to whom notoriety is not di tasteful, and who, if forced to p.iv duty, regard the price as not eVortinn-atwh the space devoted to the in- cidont by the newspaper is taken into consideration. There are others who consider detection by customs nMciuis as an Impertinence or a joke, and in no manner discreditable to themselves These same w omen would never be stirred by the impulse to engage in shoplifting. PhilatH lphU Dodger. Books and Their Care. Books on shelves may be seriously Injured If packed too tightly. When tbrf n't t'j self-e.ste- e Raid, - On n Consult the K-- Hello, uncle, hut the Old did not rei utilize the hoy he Used to know- m the prosperous look-tncitizen who nddnssed him. Well, aski 1 the lawyer, "how are the Blank fam Iv Oh, theyie all right, said the old darky. Jim Blank has gone to Philadelphia, arid done made a lot of money. Hes a lawyer, sah "Is that to. answered the attorney. "And his brother Tom, how is be, has he made a fortune, too? "Lawdy, no, answered the old Barky, shaking h a head, "he aint no lawyer. Marse Tom wouldnt take a llshonost penny from nobody. the covers. . mm&m Virtues. Great virtues are tare; they arp sel-- l dom needed; and, when the occasion comes, we are prepared for it by which has b receded , y, ttM f Kt- .acnru by th grrninc i sustained eh;, 1; .Biamy d (ho action in in i id- - , j v, o;. pv y ij ic r alniry to Jo i such wonderful tlin; .ill o, . siens, howeer, are uiiioie-- cn; they recur every moment, and pl.u e us incessantly in conflict v, r,li our pride, our sloth, our i 111, our haughtiness and our readino.-- s to take offense; they are calculated thoroughly to subdue our wills, and leave us no retreat Fcnelon. Returning to his native town some time ago, the attorney met an old tfarky In the road. (Jr Job WorK on display, and we mvi'e the puhiic to come He Saw Double. Ill mitre ted onlfn , TV ' 5 Up4oDaie admitted tne editor, "Dun an was a valuable man during the ;ampaign. When sober, wed send tun to the gatherings of the opposl ion; when drunk, wed have him the crowds at our own meet. Every-Da- tnan to notify t.ur friends thet have a fine '.tock of - "Yes,- oin,,1 SMLT LUKE PRICES W e wish Domestic Cciencs Teaching. Chicago ha., about decided th?t r firls education r not comulete unless she has some know lodge of the science of cookery and kirdred accorn Rishments and will pay the super Hsor of the department $0,000 a year Hss Mary Snow of Pratt institute has oeen elected to fill the rosition, she leing oae of the 73 applicants for the place. , c Ttintt . urtftOBOW .or seunnir patf'ft-Av Jluim A Ca. r?ri oun wjo - ui mtti a XMXX0-- for file People with." 1 tails. porte-coclie- j Too Honest for a Lawyer. A noted Philadelphia attorney tells one on himself. He lolt his native town In Tennessee years ngo. and s?ame to thiR city to practise law. He has been uniformly successful His brother, upon the other hand, remained behind at the family liome-Itea- L.k PVV I Ui 24,-60- is used. Mis Deep Concern. The kind old lady noticed a small lad entering a cobblers with a small package. What have you there, sonny? she asked, kindly. Mas slipper, replied the tad; you there is a tack out of place in it and I want to have It fixed before 111a notices it." Ah. what a considerate little boy! I suppose you art afraid the tack might hurt your mothei's foot?" Well, It isnt exactly that. You see, the tack is sticking out on the sole and this is the slipper in a spanks me JO. f Sardou Trophies S'old. At the sale of the first portion of the collection of the late Victorien Sardou lots bt ought a total of Tlire' rets of Au- nearly busson tapes-r- n s were sold for Sardou was an indefatigable and He bought intrepid collector thu i e ot the i.ov e m which Oanton lived, for the house was rui.au down to make 100m fo the lloluevnrj St. German. This doorway vis patented in tT name ot the Sardou fan;, liv to the Oarnavalot museum OKLAHOMA.) Here Is a sure and simple way to beep a cow from sucking herself: Get a hollow perforated bit. put it in her inouth with a strap .f proper length to pass from one tnd of the bit behind the horns or polo in front of the ears a,nd fasten it to the other end of the bit. If the bit cannot be procured, a piece of No. 11 smooth wire, loosely twisted, wire doubled, will answer. The theory Is this: The wind passing through the bit of wire keeps the cow from drawing any milk. She Cun ear and drink water all right. Do not Jiave the strap too tight, or the cows inouth will get sore, especially if wire VV. 2a to-da- y BREAKING 0 gAniMnp' r . s - Jones buvs. Growth of Farm Values. Farms of the United States, with their buildings. Implements, and live worth almost 30,000, stock, are 000.000. No sue h increase in agricultural values was ever before known in the history of the woild iu any coun-- t , y The faim product of the year most lour Just closed was woith times as much as the product of lSW. Sleep." w , kYbVA , is left for you to do is to take m the money for the cof7e3 Mrs. Trade Marks Designs C3PYEiaHT3 Ac. ft wfceUh nfd fn? 'ive wiiethor v" ;t Curious. Daughter, where did you ever get Idea iasy, s 'rt-ks- bi-i- said the woman in the spring - S ..... it ,n t'.e LU f V.'iie . . ou lb ( OAI.J - Railway telegraphy. Since the i . op iaw became effective, since the hwith tuc 1.1; nest nimbtr of heat' Aunits per ton. A1 r,L J- - EN COAI companies are establishing has a great' r nutdt, of k c nnita? is t, r stations thruout the count tha: ny oth. : Wi f'r, 1 1',' O V t . 1 . e Ur a grit of t 1:';, ; -- r 1 ooyi;i;x sitions j. . t 0.uiic-- ad1 Tt SA1 E fi , I per month, with go' vancement. The Is iph f BA k KNTuT j i . ison 1 institutes in America I LMriBkk CO. . R. R. and Wireless ' . placUw.l es all graduates int lull to iur write then, pay you "c-u- His Serlotts Interruptions. . .! .. . "Young man, saM 'he busy r chant to an applicant for an oiI.ce you keep boo..3? yition, "No. s.r, ' implied iia v 1.1. I used to think I oniii. Lut ti.e borrower were too c uc'. f. . ut." I spost John is still takln life N' f jr oo. Liierany Jinks tells me he ia living high.' So he is. Ia an attic room, I b t - J GREEUtY PATENT ATTCIN-y- i d.i.lck; IV A 2 l f GTCN 9 i , r |