Show above all do not forget your overshoes codfish la Is acance and high and a fish ball trust trus t Is suspected in some respects this has already been a an old fashioned winter and so BO far no one has invented a boott spot for aviators to tall fall on the english courts have small use for hypothetical questions or brainstorms ono one thing Is certain there Is plenty ot of room for aviators to make high fly ing records in the ideas of the weather clerk are excellent but the stubborn climate will not adopt them the nervous wrecks in newport are the grocers who cannot collect bills due from the in football as in politics you cannot tell the same Is true at 0 love and the stock markets however there are 61 active volcanoes in japan apan notwithstanding the fact that no BO political campaign is going on in japan pockets packets in skirts are coming coining back says an exchange it 1 ever they can find the place where they used to be dirigible balloons bal loona ure are dirigible duly when they move with the abo wind they cannot buck the wind as an a real man inan bird does the statement Is made by a swiss doctor that drunkards live longer than total abstainers abstain ers but even it if they do the use the population ot of the tha philippines has bos decreased 25 per cent since we took look them over does race suicide also follow the flag that fringe of puppy dogs at a now new york wedding has become almost as famous as the monkeys that dine with the at newport canada levied no duty on the balloons that started from st louis and went northward across the border it did not know how to do it A new york judge has haa decided that nevada divorces aroy ara no good just tike like a 0 new yorker discarding ahi K as to europe Is tho the latest upon the aviators schedule it would b be well to put off the attempt tiel after winter say about fly time every little while somebody wins the worlds championship at typo typewriting writ but for some borne reason champion typewriters never get splendid offers to go on the stage tho the man who never sees a bill has no reason to worry because of that very dangerous counterfeit which the washington authorities say Is in circulation according to statistics there are telephone stations in the world and yet somehow or other you cant always get tho the one you want when you want it thirty four aviators have met with fatal accidents during the past year still some borne of thorn might have topped stepped on rusty nails if they had remained on the ground somebody says that the way to the transatlantic aviation problem Is to manufacture hydrogen gas L en route if he had only said hot air al r now BOW it would be simple another aviator has broken the high flight record for aeroplanes aero nero planes it happens even more frequently than the launching of the largest ship or the death of the oldest mason horace fletcher says that if one Is to get his moneys worth out of a glass of at milk he be should chow chew it it might be asked what kind hind of milk horace is in the habit of eating somehow we find it almost impossible to get rid ot of the feeling that the man who married the lady who was wa Ht tended by three dogs as bridesmaids bridesmaid ought to be sympathized with even if he be did go into it with hla his eyes open A Il harvard arvard professor declares that the late and loveless marriages are re for the disappearance of real yankee blood most persons have thought this was due to the wholesale importation of other blood A los angeles angelea woman used a stick of dynamite on her washboard supposing it to be soap the fact that there was nj n explosion indicates that the wretched makers of dynamite ar are e adulterating it cant WO we have anything an y pure any more A chicago protessor profesor proter sor has discovered that women gossip because gossiping gives a pleasing shock to their vaso inetor systems having discovered so BO rauch it ought to be possible to discover a substitute and thus save cave many innocent reputations |