Show an early a and ad severe winter Is pro dieter dieted this Is cold comfort new york in 15 the second city in tho the world but it feels big as the first the redeeming feature about the pictured hobble bobble skirt Is its impossibility alcohol Is a necessity in paint it seem to have a special affinity tor for red paint whose business it Is anyway what particular variety of hat bat you choose to wear the man who said summer Is over Is hunting his old straw bat in the ush barrel the government Is advertising tor for a xylotomist if you know a good one tell him about it heres a centenarian who swears oft on liquor and tobacco its never too late you know infant paralysis Is no octor of age it has just killed a woman of sixty six in connecticut pittsburg inan man invents an apparatus tor for forecasting earthquakes no family should be without one count zeppelins zeppelina Zepp elins airships can never increase their popularity by making it a specialty of blowing up what a fine opening that alligator swimming nt at large in paw paw lake laka offers affers to ambitious bat bathers hersl 1 market report announces ID eggs ggs strong nt at 32 cents a dozen how much for those that ara not A fund to pension aged and worn out authors Is suggested why not pension worn out readers the man who always gets geta up at daylight in the summer time does it because the flies wont let him sleep any longer according to advices advises counterfeit fifty dollar bills are being circulated but fortunately most of us are out of tho danger zone A bulldog hastied has died in england and there Is to be a postmortem post mortem investigation it Is an important thing to be to a bulldog emperor william la Is a ma man n ot of stub bo un aklu 1 right of kings and to his bellet belief eth cihat at lie ho can write an opera A western minister informs us that automobile speeders never goto go to beav on en probably the golden are policed too well to attract thorn them now new york plans to spend over for its health next year As that la Is less than 1 for each new yorker it would seem to be worth the money it has been estimated that tho the avor aver ago american eats cats 82 pounds of sugar every year now wed like to know how many pounds he payta tor for to got get that quantity tho the astronomers who tire are trying to work up another comet scare are hereby politely but firmly advised that the public Is disillusioned now rubout anything coming back tho the bobble skirt according to one of the fashion journals will die a natural death having seen it in action we tire are afraid some of its wearers bearers will not be so fortunate the grasshopper serves no useful purpose declares a scientist indeed t did the scientist ever go out after small email mouth bass in august when whenn ahe the bass bite on green frogs the av avia lating ting joy ride has been inaugurated augu rated this should be nipped in the bud with aviation going on in a scientific and respectable manner it will upset aerial travel at the start to have reckless aviators darting along through space ready to collide with any other old aeroplane sero plano which may happen along or to drop on unsuspecting pedestrians without warning in actual warfare the dropping of a dynamite bomb down the funnels of a battleship from an aeroplane would doubtless cause serious internal complications on the part of the battleship but also the planting of a one to three inch shot in the motor or steering apparatus of the aeroplane would doubtless disorganize the tar lr ship belligerent it Is all a quest question iun of which gets gats its projectile properly located first A parachute performer in red tights frightened the rockefeller estate by descend fig on it from the air and was waa carefully carried outside the gate perhaps they thought it was the tl tf alan haired siren whose recent discovery has so BO perturbed the oil trust A young woman in now new york tried to kill herself because editors would not mot publish her poetry it if that were cause for suicide halt half the present population ot of tho the country would lon long ato ago bava have ceased making a show in the census returns |