Show 0 0 joke WAR A LA MOD MODS tho the intrepid general was rally rallying log her wavering female troops women she cried will you give way to mannish tears fears A snuffled murmur of indecision ran through tho the ranks shall it bo be said that hat we aro are clothed in mail armourr armour shrieked the general the murmur became a mumble will you fiercely demanded the general shiow the white feather anther in a season when feathers are ara not being worn the effect was electrical No never verl roared the soldiery and forming themselves fast into battle array they once more hurled themselves upon the enemy an optimist young son to mother who has just been invited to join the optimistic club of america mamma amma dear what la Is an optimist rond fond mother alother an optimist my son la a poor woman who lives in a mil lion dollar mansion keeps one hundred servants or more mora has haa two to or three a gents agents who do nothing but hunt bunt up tip some new way for her to spend her income and can in spite of all this look into the future with A ith a sweet smile and a bravo brave heart Cl Clar arkes kea hook lerald jerald HIS PROGRESS F I 1 9 joo e ile he has ferdy proposed to grace yet she NoU 0 sh he toniy pr 0 ane ma lis lii ME altar tar abou eh it stare ia av tier her the wise maid A alot lot of men have family trees tree and of theta loudly rant but I 1 would rather wed a man who has hai a business plant very romantic gunner some romantic writer contends that this Is the season married men are blessed with loving postscripts at tho the end of 0 the letters they receive from their wives guyer I 1 would like to shake that writers hand band you should see BOO the lovin postscripts I 1 receive from my wife gunner ahl something very romantic eh guyor guyer ls I 1 should hould any so feed the cat and ami water mater the plants across the hall say ny knibbs let me ma use your phone will you 7 sure the matter with yours its ita all right I 1 want to telephone to my wife that im going to bring a man from out ct cf tn tia t n to dinner well lies sitting in my room now and I 1 hats hate to have him watch my face when my wife tells me what she thinks of the proposition cheeky CHEEKY 9 miss alias charmin youve a good mind to 10 kiss me DO well volt I 1 must say I 1 aj ad lairs your cheek falborn and I 1 bliku liku yours why ive a good mind to wea kiss you wasted batted effort tho use to worry T if tys a disaster dla aster growling will not hurry fortune t qi tune any faster alter how he departed norah you tou toli mr Spoon amora I 1 was not at homo home did you 1 I did alisis CaIr casrpenter penter and I 1 suppose ho he left lot tn ta a towering indignation no naim ho he lett left in an orty mobile providing dont you believe in allowing avery clan aan to follow lila own bent well wall not 11 ito its crooked 1 INDIAN SUMMER in the mellow indian ummer summer llo lis the lie meadows mt nilow calm and stil smiling na HA the hie peaceful plumber when you settle ettli up hla his bill just about the lit distance abe therell res a mule devouring hayi hay seem to want nant assistance ams istance so better keep away far above with wing that quickens quicken floats a hawk of 0 piercing eye eya while he scans the around tor for chickens chicken that the farmer wants to try fry in the thicket hides the rabbit shy na any startled town fawn if you have the hunting habit you can gamble he la is on in the woods wooda are red q and yellows blazing every way you turn soon I 1 think these thase farmer fellows will have autumn au leaves to burn naro nare find radiant indian summer on the blue far away hera or there you tire bra a a hummer so 1310 we wish that you would stay atay strenuous maid the fresh drummer approached tho the old farmer who was sitting bitting on un an upturned tub sunning himself deuced pretty daughter you have raid the he drumiler dru minor miner boldly where has she been during the past year up in a town college learning this i hero here physical culture responded the old man and has it been of any servi service cetO to her herr 1 I should say so stranger she has done up tip six chicken thieves lasso tossed d four tramps out of the yard and made two sassy hired men run for their lives she also alao makes a specialty of 0 doing up fresh drummers so BO I 1 would advise you to move on and the fresh drummer moved one use for them postmistress then you like those town nieces to send you abose newfangled souvenir postal cards made out of leather uncle weatherby dy by heck yes I 1 aint so uch on sentimental but when they are made out ot of leather thoy they come in handy to mend boots with waste dorothy was visiting her grandpas grand par ants in the country for the tha first time seeing a quantity of feathers scat about the henyard sho she shook her head in disapproval ty Grandpa fl she 1 said gravely bravely you grandpa la 9 rdo I 1 your chic chickens chicKc icis ns rom I 1 tira wearing rifi g out so so the delineator NIGHT IN MER MANVILLE mrs mermaid did you put out the th catt catfish lah mr ITe mermaid rrnald yes but it if that ilog 1109 flab fish quit his bla baying at thil moonfish ill never get any sleep rises to the occasion its when tho the count rys all agog with politics and statesmen lull full that each small criticizing criticising critic ising soul feels 1 belg certain that lie he knows tl it all A correction now carolina said the teacher 01 ol the infant class in a certain sunday school its your turn what does your card say carolina climbed oft her chair and etonia looking earnestly at the teacher while she bho explained my card la Is 1 miss appleton it says watch and pray anil and it should say watch nud and chain lite life method in her breakage Brei kago au augusta guta la Is an awfully bright girl she yes indeed when she eho Is reading a novel on the front porch her mother never thinks of asking her to wash tho the di dislikes why not stoa sure to break so many ot of theta ideal and real oh peter what have you been ilog in ing dudne you premise roe me faithfully that you would bia be a good boy yes molher but lne always happens to roe File gende Bla pla otter etter one mans knowle knowledge dge As the poet says remarked IM um barter art la Is long 11 1 guess the poet was right rejoined the victim in the chair any way the tonsorial lal art seems jepma to be longwinded long winded not always alla all A riot not gold thet that slitters glitters quoted t no rejoined the demoralizer and gibout 95 per cent of 0 what Is etti estimated mated as gold in a mining prospectus I 1 |