Show aa 0 SJ EGmE HOT TIMES jimmie hay flay one cna of 0 tho thil bright young men of the washington times who covers the white house and usually travels with president tail taft was sent to cleverly when the president went to the summer capital there was not much doing and the managing editor wired jimmie to come back thinking he would bo be of more use in ID washington one of hays flays associates on oil the tha paper who has the office reputation 0 of being very closefisted close fisted thought to have some fun with jimmie and telegraphed him welcome Wel coma back bach to our fair city temperature Is at the klosk kiosk today whereupon jimmie replied it must be hotter botter than that in washington to melt the price of a telegram ott off your roll saturday evening post NATURALLY 4 shei she I 1 saw caw a handsome picture of mr rockefeller the other day ile he oll oil I 1 suppose up to data mythology said cerenus to pandora in your bandbox flat flatt said bald pandora to Ce cerenus Cere rebus bui A chanticleer chanthi leer hat louis bains cats hera Is a good story of louis wain the well known artist whose drawings of cats cata are worldwide world wide in their reputation ile he strolled into a variety theater one cco night and was introduced to a man there casually hla his friend remarked that this was douts louts wain whose cats were so BO famous the man after studying his program turned suddenly to mr waln 41 A str does your cat turn come along here I 1 dont see it men mentioned ti boned in the program graml I 1 stopped the confab Con fall the honeymoon had disappeared b be hind a domestic cloud was thera theia any foot fool in loye love with you before I 1 married you he demanded angrily yes one she answered well he be snapped im sorry you rejected him but I 1 reject him she bb rejoined ile he married me looking ahead So devine Is doing all he can to make his prospective married life inexpensive clymans abat la Is he be doing special ly So encouraging ilia his fiancee to buy all the clothes sho she can coax her father to pay for proper name why do you call that a still ask ed the innocent youth who had wan dered anto the mountains of tennes see because explained the ino er we have to work it on the quiet THE difference jones 10 lo la a newspaper man ner bet no ll 11 hes es a journalist ile he touches you for a aloan loan every every time ho bg meets you tou what might happen dalae puns puffs oro are harmless just juit the pretty dears should want to la wear ar an extra nose no or seven ven ears ear the fountain sealed scaled Chief Tell me air why have you to 0 o utterly tailed to got get a clew to this crime detective taint ray fault too the reporters are down on me la 14 they wont tell roe me I 1 I 1 what old did H lie mean biohn did finx at the sea thor cost too it costa cost n whole lot dear but it lifts ath it THE BILL GERM I 1 know lint money carrll sams for fora I 1 have often seen the evidence that full confirms th this 1 s 1 sordid fad fact and mean inde indeed d ive felt the awful truth and suffered from the crash i that often rises from the truth that there be germs in cash cach I 1 loved a malden maiden sweet and fair I 1 loved her deeply too all AH golden was her bonny hair iter her eyes were wonderous blue she promised one day to be mine my own beloved wife to with joyousness divine the dark ways way of my iny life and then a bunch of money mone Y camia cacao alas as that it should hould bet bat and the id thought to bear my name turned chilly unto ran me and cre cm tho the summer dave dava had sped aped my heart was waa sorely orely hit that fickle maiden skipped and wed th the germ that camo came with it john kendrick conga bangs in puck weather and the man ilear hear the maul man what does he say so BO vociferously ile he says 1 I dont like this summer bummer it keeps a fellow ellow naif roasted all the time I 1 like the tha cold weather when the air puts new life into a man its the good old winter for mine every aimel have you been acea the wan man before yes last winter what did the man say may then ile ho said hang this cold weather it keeps a fellow half frozen all the time I 1 like warm warin weather when the winds are soft and balmy its the good I 1 old summer tor for mine every aimel strange it itt puck after dinner walka the tramp was bolting the meal provided by the kindhearted kind hearted housewife 1 I think greatly improve your health it you practised practiced commented the lady good taint necessary maam said the tramp between mouthfuls mouth fuls you see I 1 keeps me appetite so healthy tle in puck As indicated professor to what class of maladies does insomnia belong bright student why er insomnia is a contagious disease professor where did you learn that dright bright student from experience when my neighbors dog cant steep sleep at night I 1 cant either WANTED TO KNOW az cina e DM BMW D M higgs 1 had bad been in boston only two days when I 1 had a terrible chill hoggs what was the girls name happy porker one little pig pic went to market and liow low happily lie he did squeals for 0 r you see aee this porker wax w worth tin ten plunks and rods rode in an automobile not always necessary A prominent lawyers wife had fads about hygiene sleeping she once asked her husband Is it better to lie ile on the right side aide or on the other ile he answered absently my aly dear when one is IH ou on the right side it generally Is not necessary to do much tying lying index as she ahe la is spoke A girl who Is considered as belonging to the high brow crowd was the ibe ob eject of a serenade the other night might and alid in telling a friend about it said 1 11 I dont think there la is nothing more vicer nicer than tobe to be woken up at night with vocal singing alma signal want sorely tried speaking peaking of patience remarked tile the suburbanite jobs joba so BO great how do yon yf figure that out queried the innocent bystander ills hit next nest door neighbor own a phonograph explained the other mud plats flats yes sold said the chicago man who had been down the mississippi you have some fine swimming holes boles around st louis 1 then lu riola a dip spoke up the st loula man and what did you yoi do after enjoying a good gam salm to toe broad mississippi I 1 1 I went home and took a baw bath tha inevitable I 1 what a discontented expression mrs do da bearc wears yes yea she worries all the time and the cause ct 0 her worry continually increases poor spoor domant woman what does doe ali h I 1 worry about growing crowing old ty |