Show NIL 0 1 it I 1 FOXY afar owa t f watched watch d two spar sparrows rown in the plot of gro ground rid before my n flat t first pr build their nest neat tien then raise their brood of fledglings brown and fat at now pretty oon boon these their wings and ort off they now new anil straightaway tile lie parent birds beiran began to build anew tile the foolish things to lo movel r cried they ought to be 1 content conten tl perhaps ray nir dear my wife replied abe landlord raised tho rent judge A dead town an old doctor who practises practices in IL a own not far from rom chicago recently made this boast 1 I have brought halt half the be people of this place into the world and burled buried the ather half 1 I had bad an idea said eald the stranger ranger et to whom the iho doctors doctora remarks re marha bad been addressed that about half ball the people in this town towa wera dead but still burled un SWEARS AT THEM ova il tho the poet I 1 dare say you have heard beard of the proposed club for poets I 1 suppose it will have bare your approval t the editor no I 1 hit bit a poet with it club I 1 usually just juat wear swear at thera them man ot of grit id like to havo have a box of your black berries said the housekeeper keeper indeed snappily ild ile HIB independent back ck after cuoz ing jabot about the sand inthe anthe last box bo or of berries 11 11 ohl oh lt it la Is rely my ot of bravery that brings ine back appreciation of bra bravery yes I 1 admire our grit can You Ceat erill the man I 1 baard you tell the cen us in man it you avre thirty the Voni anYe yes lear dear learl l 11 told the truth the men man mit but hen you married me a year aso ago nu said you yea were t twenty uty t two I 1 the blaw atme alme files when one cne Is tappy happy A marrione maralt Marri oge ae medley v nat goodwan Goodw ln actor hns has his fourth wife at the time of wetting when the census enumerator called he ha asked goodwan 1 are iou 30 u worried or divorced v 1 vor ced t yes ves said saturday post raised Li tiari TAIL about the of a aal nai mala sey say on an 1 I knots inov of a hunch bunch tit of files who went iq q ille roon room of a poor blind iq man an and ill e m I 1 elves on the flypaper in the th far foran of an interesting story its natural use 11 maggie aggie certainly did land me a lemon at the picnic why did she want to shake you no she wanted me to make th 0 lemonade TRIALS OF A YOUNG HOSTESS I 1 I 1 V amy Al itry bring doctor Pret ichU tt some more lelly jelly anum an J 1 split the whole lot on the iho pantry floor mum and yea ye bas la eat all t could scrape up tip mum prevented from it 4 wonder how it feels eela to starve 1 1 I never had bad a chance to find out at my y he r early to in ufa ilia discouraged we ai from rom being a poet coming customer have you any fly clebit yes ye air will WH you have the aeroplane journal or th aviator 1 Os who a maid and doos dof oat not ciui ter KT hair hilr noer makes mk A munir bm biss VERY appropriate on the wide veranda of the old fou out bern thern hotel sai at the titled gentle lien laen with their weekly papers and cooling mint juleps jett jeff whispered the chicago man who had just arrived can you tell me the different titles of those gentlemen tit ell V the old colored hostler grinned yeas boss ali ah kin tell yo ye ebby one ob dem dat big stout gunman wid is de empty julep glass am ginneral rom sh sah do de eddeh benman wid de broad grin am ginneral cheetah Che atah steh sad aad de lean benman jat dat am about de wan wall nm am glenerd clay sah bah the chicago man was interested ah and who Is that crab bed looking individual sitting bitting in the tha earlier corner HIM honit lands boss bos ho be am a to 0 o disagreeable en so unpleasant en he milks maka you so EO we dess desa call him ginneral humidity the extreme of Me annes the prosperous farmer was waa showing me around his estate hello I 1 exclaimed with interest as I 1 noticed near his front gate a small building on which was waa nal nailed d a large sign reading this la Is a bathhouse every hobo must take a bath before applying at the kitch kitchen en door for a handout hand out 1 I had to put that up on account of my dog the ibo farmer explained for your dog I 1 muttered ir in a what are you talking about tome tone 0 of voice yes for my dog tie lie reiterated the blamed animal Is so ao plumb fastidious that he wont chew up any hobo that aint washed all invalids when the domce boy bay came in tho the stern old broker looked avei over his lela glasses sees with a frown young man be said bald why were you absent from work yesterday afternoon went to see sea the baseball base liall game cont confessed esset the lad fumbling with his hl cap you did ell eh yes sir you said the only occasion I 1 could take an afternoon off would be to visit the sick flick aud and what has bas that to do with ltv it well sir this was one of those ol 01 wu 1 tt 1 wi ball players hat overcame ever came came down dawn the ville tike wo got whitewashed to io the score of 17 to 0 ON THE CATTLE CAR trump Tramp yes Yea air lr ive ie often been in train wrecks old gentleman ever arty any loss ot of life airet tramp oh yest why der lera wa was over thirty pigs en twenty sheep cheep killed outright very bad once tali ram ear of your pon po ale youve heard them tho choal 1 ancient bunks bunk we tried it istook tok care of 0 our pennies anil our wit battes talio cere care of our plunks mj make es a difference wh why y does bessie bease grieve BO 7 she was wag jilted by a wicked man brute I 1 and why does jack so downhearted some fool girl threw him over the tha idlett id tot I 1 too early darwin wrote about the struggle tor for existence many years ago gillis he hove have made a great creat book of it today with our pres prea ant nt prices to work with thought though without pain P aln 1 I you told me extract my tooth without pain sneered the tha victim in the dent dentists itts chair 1 I lid did air replied the th den tint you still rot got the pain acclimated calle calleri 1 1 rayold say old man that trin we woman ma 1 latac hixt flat annoy y you by her hei singing ond and piano llota homer r not in the least im a bookkeeper in a bolter boiler foundry you know A mere braggart the th chap who left in drinking bout ilia toro oil an the beve was w paralyzed pd inci BO doubt and coulett fould Could nt tt und tind tit clr bloor removing temptation denst yan abe preacher wont let us u take our umbrellas into church chuich ou oa a we wc day well bes right I 1 dont think temptation bo be put in A maa ww in I 1 the tha paal fiaai thing jim lent dri drinking vikIng now I Honc lonest tt did he swe bacar off no aft a Ally QuIt this urns uma |