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trimming her own hats hata would never be permitted to remain single it she ehe were not painfully plain alas you have gul guessed it A lightweight L first walter waiter that thin chap you brou was waa battin on tip you houi I 1 second walter tip one me say ceorge that blokes via darn M mean that it he weighed himself I 1 dont belleve believe bar hed bed up tip the scalea scale never Toti touched him 4 redd hedd what was that man talking to you about today whon whoa you were in your arcene oh he was a book aseal agent did his bin talk have any effect on oh no you notice I 1 bd bad the wind shield up yonkers statesman making hr mer useful tie ha lo loves me ine bo be loves me cne not ahe he romantic summer P boarder ader you roust must have picked picka a thousand dair let to pieces today remarked the old farmer possibly I 1 have yo ye play that game just juat its as well ell with potato bugs augat I 1 I 1 he hoped so A mother of a great many small insisted on showing the new est baby to everyone who called and ti really made a bore of 0 herself bora elt oue one day aay her har pastor called and as asual lu al she said bald oh doctor blank cia nave ve yon yet ww seen my last lait babat ay my dear madam I 1 hope go ao be ald mals national monthly on his HI guard that speaker Bp ealier always starts abarta off aid farmer fanner corntassel by tellin matthe fald harthe country needs naturally and properly 1 I 1 so BO only I 1 notice that hen a man KOCS goes out of hla his way to F betl 11 tile me what I 1 need its always some jabla hial lit in his particular una 0 goods ONLY IONLY WAY TO ACCOUNT FOR IT A little tommy aged five in the art gallery pointing painting to statue of 0 venus oh ciamma theres a woman with out any arms mamma yel yea dem she was tin an ancient goddess rod deas little tommy why aby mamma I 1 know that they had automobiles in those days dayi nowa now your chance lt lot us ui all rr Joics while we w way may people kt got tho th ax X every dayt far ri sough better put thy hammock up A lit I 1 la higher basher said bold to oe woman no replied ta thi man ua its elsh enough rhoun it if I 1 want to call any further 1111 lit ket ret in an soro aeroplane plano yoa lri statesman otteman f PLATED on OT OTHERWISE there was waa a small crowd at soda counter when the tall ina man I 1 in anti and pushed an empty bottle over the drug scales arldt he be whispered excitedly ten cents worth of acid and quick the soda water crowd began to alt up and take notice tie he going to do with that acid demanded one its a secret answered the drug clerk Noth nothing lug unusual I 1 hope well rather what you menn mean to say he Is going to take that acid oh no listen thero there la is a silver wedding at hla his house tonight and he la Is going to test the presents as fast as ail his friends bring them and then and there they voted him the meanest man in town giving an instance Ini tance george said the customer you make a pretty good thing ot at it 11 in tip alna in the course coin be of a year dont you yes sir answered the barber 1 I 1 do fairly well veil mr markir fairly well ilow how do you manage it oh I 1 just jolly the swells along you know I 1 hand band vm em out a little taffy now an then 1 1 I see uy by the way george now that I 1 think of it you soma thing that will make the hair grow on that bald spot of mine iti lne bless you mr kirkar Pir kar that aint no bald spot the hair Is just a little thin there clr jr all thank you mr air parker As A represented look herel heral shouted the ot of the little store in excited tones 1 ought to have you arrested for owan adling the trouble now queried the faker innocently why you told mo me when I 1 bought that hat store that bat business was brunnier runnier like clockwork t ti yes V well after eight cays had elapsed ahad 1 had to wind up tip tho tha business well that what have hava to do with clockwork come on and have a cigar and then let me sell you a pat ent churn that turns turna out butter it at two cents a pound KNEW A STORM WAS BREWING ZA f mrs wise it you are going to the lodge tonight you had better take your overcoat mr wise are you going to sit up and wait for me until I 1 come coma houie home mrs wise certainly mr wise then ill take lake my storm coat coal when meat Is high what do you cull call this de demanded manden the irate patron la in the rush lunch room dot dat sah arn am a hamburg steak aleak responded the polite waiter ll hamburg amburg steak ahl from the sze size ot of it I 1 should say day it was waa a hum bum bug steak peevish shave air bar inquired the phy thye tonsorial loa riat artist of the man luaa with three days growth of whisker of 01 course noti not snapped the ihu waa in the chair bring we luu a russe russa take no chances chance mra K X the gat fiat above us Is unoccupied right now why dont you command come aud and live there hero mr YO my deirl dearl weve been buch such good friends and I 1 bate to start quart daug with you youl A diagnosis you ruy yuu yu jont betl aft ilk a colt OUT perhaps your liver needs Sl ii a jolt from pittsburg too kitty files filed and ana that pittsburg millionaire has haa been up ending money like it midas the old lob lobster sterl belle wings hes not it a lobster kit kill iles lie a full fledged gold nab fish thata stat he be it if no jeweler Johnson That girt girl Is a jewell jewel morrison wily dont you marry her Jo johnsoni linson 11 cant furnish the set tins ting smart set sel th tho man make the job lit fit tho the man college Coller president Preal dent finley in hl hid baccalaureate all tight right dr finley Fl nley zou you fitch fetch a job and got your scissors ors out the M mani down at oyster nay day lire A master of language that now new waiter of youre youra describes the bill of fare in a way to mak anybody hungry I 1 I 1 ile ho always a wait waiter r he H fed azbe press agent for it ft circop v VI f |