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string of horses and wore diamonds on an back thaia nothing I 1 used to own me own mansion and motor every day to kill thle hue doaa bosa on sidewalk say you fellows roop letting oil off so much hot air will you first thing you know melt the lea ice and well we go short Tite wads forethought 1 I understand vial tl ut your erga engagement gement with all alaa la IS off yep im going to marry bliss irl plump u in N hows that happen to happen cost coat of living it if I 1 married miss slim I 1 would havo have to fatten her nt at my own es expense pense while miss plump has already been fattened at the expense of her father crushing mars mara on being introduced to bel loua iona became very sentimental you took look naco enough to catl he simpered simp ered She regarded him severely sove iely you atio ana t nama ame sir I 1 belrona Ue Be llona liona not Blog naiL a ruuth she aho with crushing troi etril whereupon p n stich anali of th the go gods ds as were within earshot pave gave way to homeric laugh laughter ter P puck it ck SHE WAS WISE ile he after ho he snatched matched a klas kiss oh please pardon me but I 1 i help eYou Sh dont expect me to hand band them to you do da you the city treasurer cr lie he to see e the he wheels wheel go fro round ilis ilia cornea tn in chunk th the wheel tox tax brought him an m he ha found sone some I 1 falling failing sight 1 1 I guess that aptly nearsighted teller that calls on sla als Is getting worse said bald jimmie aged twelve that s just enough front from yu jim said eaid we indignant gnant girt what makos you think he la Is getting worse janies james inquired hla his fa ther cause I 1 beard sla sis ask him las night if he thought she was wai the blarney stone atone things will take a turn it was the kind of banquet we wa soito times read about the tables fairly groined groaned under their load of good things bitt je iuri gry guests quickly relieved them of their burden after dinner speeches were next in order illen it was the 1 guests who groaned 4 v 4 I 1 training for football church ciurca cleel t feel some concern about my son gotham nou ayou mean tho the one ne in col lego lege ye p you see they are talk ing or of aolis abolishing ing football gotham oll oh la Is he a football foot bill player chuich church no but lies hes studying to be a surgeon you kers statesman surgical needs upson Up sAnCo do you have to be examined ays by a physician physic tan before maine joining the aviators club I 1 o at not until hiiter you J have ansis i your our aist flight t ft graduation CALAMITY ilass sarahann sarah ann amelia spoke welt well on graduation day she locked licked alluring in whit togs ton anil and when he h said laid hr I 1 say bay alt all vowed it II was the proper ahei caper to print it in the lie local loial vapor it made mada four columns oer anil and sarah read re ad it through with pride she at its won drou lore loie an ani joy at reading i not hide for to thi thin maid just jual graduating iier her mirda ard an in type were nut ut larah had hysterics wild T att it units w would uld hardly cure the editor a brute was gayl aben she had reached rei cheil tho thi signature the type ti pu machine had d its coss cogs and mate it read ilium arthur chapman in danver can D ant want to miss mis it the old lady was taking her first ride on the steam cars now mister she ehe said to the con ductor this Is my first trip on the cars and I 1 want you to kind of look after me all right maam inan rn replied the ticket puncher ill see that you got through all right and continued the old lady ill it the train runs off the track and rolls down an embankment be sure aura and balte ake me up VERY i mr mn jones dont you thlik rob nob la Is foolish to get gel married 1 the doctor says saya he be cant live over a year mr jones lies very foolish those chapa usually live longer than tiny any body false else wherein it differs you ma nifty y lend lead a horse to 10 water but you cant a mulo mule yoi 1 know if tile cranky measty measly long lane eared mutt buot choose to so go little tommy question up to the ho zoo the other day bittle tommy noticed a large south amerl can bird with long golden wattles which kept flopping clumsily about oh mamma the little fellow fellom shouted as a bright idea popped luto lute hla his head why the poor bird wear a pin in his bis scarf harper I 1 a bazaar his HI personal lose lo 10 two census takers met old did you gr go through seminary avenue yester yesterday dak inquired one no replied the othar why 1 I 1 notice that two men were wera murdered d cut but there last night confound it cried tha other man with much bitterness 11 tha tB just my luedt im eras nickel VERY GREEN ton to la very new at politics yes ho heard board a man SAY th the other day that ho he would rather be ba right than president and arti gniot et ter emuel aled that ahat he d i ant x reo ee why a man rould nt bo be both now new opportunities tho th felir foler that will neer tw bo 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