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antall zing the suburbanite was struggling through snow snowdrifts drifts up to hla his neck marla maria he 00 sputtered when he be could regain his breath why dont you come out hero here and take these bundles bund lesT I 1 suppose it you saw me floundering out here all day you would merely stand there and call we me a lob tier star no indeed john laughed hla wife irom the door of 0 the bungalow if I 1 saw you floundering all day I 1 would call you a flounder THERE YOU ARE oll U t mr smith im surprised edl I 1 why old lid you insure yourself in the doom oude gude life insurance company why its no good mrs airs smith I 1 know but dearest they give sweetest little calendars you ever saw we wonder will mill early blossoms blog soma dot the lea and birdies aang or will the season merely be an almost spring an infallible sign Y yes es mused the thoughtful thinker its a sure sign a sure sign we asked that when a young man begins to know that he be know as much as he be thinks he knows known then he begins to know something explained the t fc good on a stretch 1 see they are about to introduce aluminum coins in prance france penn be a bad idea to have rubber money in this country rubber kubber penn yes then we would have elastic currency fitted to speak you ought to be reconciled to the death of your husband 1 I guess youve never lost a husband no but ive got ono one A boomerang bluff I 1 look upon you sir as a rascal CUT you are privileged to look upon me me in any character you desire to assume vogue bright evalue eva lue ue admitted that she looked like she came out olit of the ark but said she ahe was the light of his life edna Grac gracious lons I 1 lie ile must have meant that she was an are arc light the way it goes these police shahe ups upa are something in the nature of at a garn gamble ble how so eo because Be causo they depend so to speak on the toss tosa ot of a capper misnamed 1 I never could understand why they name sleeping cars as they do nor could 1 ive 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